The BEST episodes directed by Jim Fortier
#1 - Thou Shale Not Drill
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 7
The squids debate fracture mining.
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#2 - The Inkubator Lives!
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 3
Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
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#3 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 15
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
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#4 - A Jailhouse Divided
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 5
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
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#5 - Survival of the Dumbest
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 12
After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
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#6 - The Squid Stays in the Picture
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 8
A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.
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#7 - Terminus Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 11
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!
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#8 - Drone to the Bone
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 4
Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.
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#9 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 5
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
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#10 - Ga-Ga-Ghost
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 2
Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.
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#11 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 8
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
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#12 - A Sober Sunday
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 13
Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately seeks some way to obtain some.
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#13 - Pile M For Murder
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 18
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.
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#14 - Granite Caverns
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 1
Early becomes king of a cave.
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#15 - Mud Days and Cornfused
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 19
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
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#16 - Stop. Jammertime!
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 6
A new judge sets out to punish criminals.
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#17 - The Tiniest Princess
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 7
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...
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#18 - Office Politics Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 6
Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".
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#19 - Rebel With a Claus
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 14
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.
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#20 - From Russia With Stud
Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 6
Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.
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#21 - Gun of a Son
Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 9
Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.
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#22 - Webnecks
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 1
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
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#23 - Beast Implants
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 2
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
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#24 - Meth O.D to My Madness
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 6
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.
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#25 - Beware the Butt-Cutter
Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 2
Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.
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#26 - Swayze Crazy
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 4
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
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#27 - Green and Sober
Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 4
Lil goes to drug rehab.
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#28 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 1
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads which requires the help of a therapist.
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#29 - Butt Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 2
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
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#30 - Take This Job and Love It
Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 2
Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.
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#31 - The Legend of Kid Squid
Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 5
Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.
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#32 - Family Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 5
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
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#33 - Chalky Trouble
Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 4
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
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#34 - School Days, Fool Days
Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 3
The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him.
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#35 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 5
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"
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#36 - This Show Is Called Squidbillies
Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 1
The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early.
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#37 - The Good One
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 7
Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.
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#38 - Bubba Trubba
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 9
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.
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#39 - Burned and Reburned Again
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 10
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
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#40 - Squidbilly Manfishing
Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 3
Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.
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#41 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 12
Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".
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#42 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 3
After Dan Halen begins getting heat from the fact that he, himself, wins the "tricky two" lottery every week, he allows the Cuyler family to become the 'lucky' winners.
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#43 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 14
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
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#44 - Tween Stream
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 3
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.
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#45 - Sharif
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 8
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
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#46 - Earth Worst
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 6
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
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#47 - Wing Nut
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 4
Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.
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#48 - Armageddon it On!
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 13
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
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#49 - Condition: Demolition!
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 9
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
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#50 - Krystal, Light
Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 20
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.
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