The BEST episodes written by Jim Fortier

President Dad
star
9.00
9 votes

#1 - President Dad

The Brak Show - Season 2 - Episode 4

Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.

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Poppy
star
8.91
10 votes

#2 - Poppy

The Brak Show - Season 2 - Episode 1

While watching his favorite cop show, 'Schnozzo', Brak tells Zorak that he wants to get some action. Brak asks Dad and Mom for some advice. They give Brak some help passed down from Brak's Grandfather, Poppy, which Brak puts to use.

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Thou Shale Not Drill
star
8.41
32 votes

#3 - Thou Shale Not Drill

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 7

The squids debate fracture mining.

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The Inkubator Lives!
star
8.40
30 votes

#4 - The Inkubator Lives!

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 3

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

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Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
star
8.39
28 votes

#5 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 15

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

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A Jailhouse Divided
star
8.38
29 votes

#6 - A Jailhouse Divided

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 5

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

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Survival of the Dumbest
star
8.37
35 votes

#7 - Survival of the Dumbest

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 12

After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

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The Squid Stays in the Picture
star
8.30
30 votes

#8 - The Squid Stays in the Picture

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 8

A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.

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Terminus Trouble
star
8.27
37 votes

#9 - Terminus Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 11

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!

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Drone to the Bone
star
8.23
70 votes

#10 - Drone to the Bone

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 4

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

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Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
star
8.19
78 votes

#11 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 5

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

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Ga-Ga-Ghost
star
8.18
39 votes

#12 - Ga-Ga-Ghost

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 2

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

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Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
star
8.08
38 votes

#13 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 8

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

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A Sober Sunday
star
8.06
33 votes

#14 - A Sober Sunday

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 13

Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately seeks some way to obtain some.

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Stop. Jammertime!
star
8.05
38 votes

#15 - Stop. Jammertime!

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 6

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

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Pile M For Murder
star
8.04
27 votes

#16 - Pile M For Murder

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 18

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.

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Granite Caverns
star
8.02
43 votes

#17 - Granite Caverns

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 1

Early becomes king of a cave.

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The Tiniest Princess
star
8.00
35 votes

#18 - The Tiniest Princess

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 7

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

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Mud Days and Cornfused
star
8.00
20 votes

#19 - Mud Days and Cornfused

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 19

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

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Office Politics Trouble
star
7.98
88 votes

#20 - Office Politics Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 6

Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".

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Rebel With a Claus
star
7.94
34 votes

#21 - Rebel With a Claus

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 14

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

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From Russia With Stud
star
7.93
27 votes

#22 - From Russia With Stud

Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 6

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

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Gun of a Son
star
7.90
31 votes

#23 - Gun of a Son

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 9

Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

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Webnecks
star
7.89
53 votes

#24 - Webnecks

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 1

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

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Beast Implants
star
7.86
42 votes

#25 - Beast Implants

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 2

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

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Meth O.D to My Madness
star
7.83
53 votes

#26 - Meth O.D to My Madness

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 6

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

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Beware the Butt-Cutter
star
7.74
96 votes

#27 - Beware the Butt-Cutter

Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 2

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

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Swayze Crazy
star
7.71
48 votes

#28 - Swayze Crazy

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 4

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

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Green and Sober
star
7.68
63 votes

#29 - Green and Sober

Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 4

Lil goes to drug rehab.

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Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
star
7.65
63 votes

#30 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 1

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads which requires the help of a therapist.

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Butt Trouble
star
7.63
57 votes

#31 - Butt Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 2

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

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Family Trouble
star
7.60
98 votes

#32 - Family Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 5

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

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The Legend of Kid Squid
star
7.60
35 votes

#33 - The Legend of Kid Squid

Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 5

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

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Take This Job and Love It
star
7.59
122 votes

#34 - Take This Job and Love It

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 2

Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.

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Chalky Trouble
star
7.51
93 votes

#35 - Chalky Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 4

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

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School Days, Fool Days
star
7.50
109 votes

#36 - School Days, Fool Days

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 3

The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him.

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Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
star
7.37
68 votes

#37 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 5

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"

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This Show Is Called Squidbillies
star
7.34
232 votes

#38 - This Show Is Called Squidbillies

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 1

The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early.

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Mr. Bawk Ba Gawk
star
7.24
37 votes

#39 - Mr. Bawk Ba Gawk

The Brak Show - Season 1 - Episode 1

Zorak convinces Brak he will be more popular at school if he steals the mascot from rival Jerkwater High School.

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The Good One
star
7.24
70 votes

#40 - The Good One

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 7

Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.

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Bubba Trubba
star
7.24
66 votes

#41 - Bubba Trubba

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 9

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

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Burned and Reburned Again
star
7.22
59 votes

#42 - Burned and Reburned Again

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 10

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

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Squidbilly Manfishing
star
7.21
58 votes

#43 - Squidbilly Manfishing

Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 3

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

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Tuscaloosa Dumpling
star
7.17
64 votes

#44 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 12

Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".

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Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
star
7.16
82 votes

#45 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 3

After Dan Halen begins getting heat from the fact that he, himself, wins the "tricky two" lottery every week, he allows the Cuyler family to become the 'lucky' winners.

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Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
star
7.13
54 votes

#46 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 14

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

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Tween Stream
star
7.13
64 votes

#47 - Tween Stream

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 3

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.

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Sharif
star
7.09
65 votes

#48 - Sharif

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 8

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

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Brakstreet
star
7.08
36 votes

#49 - Brakstreet

The Brak Show - Season 2 - Episode 5

With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.

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Earth Worst
star
7.06
62 votes

#50 - Earth Worst

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 6

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

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