The BEST episodes written by Dave Willis

Carl Wash
star
8.63
131 votes

#1 - Carl Wash

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 4 - Episode 14

Meatwad practices shape changing at the local car wash where Carl loses his brain.

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Thou Shale Not Drill
star
8.41
32 votes

#2 - Thou Shale Not Drill

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 7

The squids debate fracture mining.

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The Inkubator Lives!
star
8.40
30 votes

#3 - The Inkubator Lives!

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 3

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

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Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
star
8.39
28 votes

#4 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 15

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

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A Jailhouse Divided
star
8.38
29 votes

#5 - A Jailhouse Divided

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 5

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

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Survival of the Dumbest
star
8.37
35 votes

#6 - Survival of the Dumbest

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 12

After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

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All That Jazz
star
8.37
223 votes

#7 - All That Jazz

Sealab 2021 - Season 1 - Episode 9

Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?

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The Squid Stays in the Picture
star
8.30
30 votes

#8 - The Squid Stays in the Picture

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 8

A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.

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Terminus Trouble
star
8.27
37 votes

#9 - Terminus Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 11

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!

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Drone to the Bone
star
8.23
70 votes

#10 - Drone to the Bone

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 4

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

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The Dammed
star
8.20
81 votes

#11 - The Dammed

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 3 - Episode 12

When the soul intake line gets clogged, Gary and Claude need to go out and find the source of the problem.

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Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
star
8.19
78 votes

#12 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 5

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

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The Shaving
star
8.17
141 votes

#13 - The Shaving

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 - Episode 15

It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen headquarters and a monster comes down from the attic ... to get his mail.

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Rabbit, Not Rabbot
star
8.15
116 votes

#14 - Rabbit, Not Rabbot

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 11 - Episode 6

Something is very odd about Master Shake after he returns from a long, mysterious journey with a talking rabbit.

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Spacecadeuce
star
8.14
151 votes

#15 - Spacecadeuce

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 10 - Episode 10

After awakening from months of hypersleep, the Plutonians are sent on a deadly mission by their new masters, the Mooninites.

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Eddie the Demon
star
8.14
92 votes

#16 - Eddie the Demon

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 3 - Episode 7

When Troy loses Satan's trust, Eddie gets the chance to prove he has what it takes to become a demon.

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Ga-Ga-Ghost
star
8.13
38 votes

#17 - Ga-Ga-Ghost

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 2

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

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Snow Job
star
8.08
75 votes

#18 - Snow Job

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 3 - Episode 11

When Dustin Diamond turns up dead, Satan decides starring in a cheesy sitcom for all eternity will be his torture.

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Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
star
8.08
38 votes

#19 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 8

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

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Heaven
star
8.07
100 votes

#20 - Heaven

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 2 - Episode 12

A correction of a typo means Gary gets to go to heaven.

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A Sober Sunday
star
8.06
33 votes

#21 - A Sober Sunday

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 13

Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately seeks some way to obtain some.

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Working Stiffs
star
8.05
208 votes

#22 - Working Stiffs

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 10 - Episode 5

After their cable TV is cut off, Meatwad and Master Shake hope to score some easy money by doing the unthinkable.

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Pile M For Murder
star
8.04
27 votes

#23 - Pile M For Murder

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 18

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.

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Storage Zeebles
star
8.03
189 votes

#24 - Storage Zeebles

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 10 - Episode 8

Carl buys the contents of a storage unit to make a quick buck and he comes across an amazing discovery.

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Granite Caverns
star
8.02
43 votes

#25 - Granite Caverns

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 1

Early becomes king of a cave.

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Conceal and Gary
star
8.02
51 votes

#26 - Conceal and Gary

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 4 - Episode 11

After Gary gets shot by one of the unborn, Satan institutes an unsensible gun policy to ensure something like that will happen again.

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Skins
star
8.01
207 votes

#27 - Skins

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 10 - Episode 6

Master Shake joins a hippie drum circle and his new bongos harbor a dark secret.

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Super Bowl
star
8.00
191 votes

#28 - Super Bowl

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 - Episode 3

Meatwad wins some tickets to the Super Bowl. Who will he take with him to the big game?

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The Tiniest Princess
star
8.00
35 votes

#29 - The Tiniest Princess

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 7

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

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Mud Days and Cornfused
star
8.00
20 votes

#30 - Mud Days and Cornfused

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 19

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

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Stop. Jammertime!
star
8.00
37 votes

#31 - Stop. Jammertime!

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 6

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

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Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
star
7.99
101 votes

#32 - Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 1 - Episode 18

A robot comes over and causes Carl's house--and pool--to fill with blood.

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Office Politics Trouble
star
7.99
87 votes

#33 - Office Politics Trouble

Squidbillies - Season 1 - Episode 6

Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".

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Fried Alive
star
7.96
49 votes

#34 - Fried Alive

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 4 - Episode 12

Gary and Satan bite off more than they can chew when they decide to reboot their favorite fast-food horror movie franchise.

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Shirt Herpes
star
7.96
201 votes

#35 - Shirt Herpes

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 9 - Episode 3

Shake gets a mythical shirt that takes him back to the land of dragons where he rules as their king.

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Bookie
star
7.95
219 votes

#36 - Bookie

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 9 - Episode 6

Master Shake bets on the house for pro-football, causing chaos with Shake as Terry and his assistant try to kill him.

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Lee
star
7.95
91 votes

#37 - Lee

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 3 - Episode 9

Things get steamy, a little acidic and swollen when Satan introduces women into the workplace.

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Rebel With a Claus
star
7.94
34 votes

#38 - Rebel With a Claus

Squidbillies - Season 2 - Episode 14

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

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Bible Fruit
star
7.94
157 votes

#39 - Bible Fruit

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 5 - Episode 9

Frylock decides to party with some friends he met through a social networking website.

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Frat Aliens
star
7.93
137 votes

#40 - Frat Aliens

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 - Episode 19

DP and Skeeter, fraternity brothers from outer space, visit the Aqua Teens looking to party.

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From Russia With Stud
star
7.93
27 votes

#41 - From Russia With Stud

Squidbillies - Season 7 - Episode 6

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

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Gun of a Son
star
7.90
31 votes

#42 - Gun of a Son

Squidbillies - Season 8 - Episode 9

Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

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Muscles
star
7.89
199 votes

#43 - Muscles

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 10 - Episode 1

After a health scare lands Shake in the hospital, he decides to get into shape -- by chugging an illegal fitness beverage.

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Webnecks
star
7.89
53 votes

#44 - Webnecks

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 1

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

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Super Hero
star
7.88
190 votes

#45 - Super Hero

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 - Episode 2

Who is the "Drizzle?" Master Shake attempts to con his friends into believing that this "superhero" is real.

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Super Model
star
7.88
186 votes

#46 - Super Model

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 - Episode 5

Master Shake takes a walk on the wild side as he attempts to fool with Mother Nature and undergo a radical transformation.

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Sweet C
star
7.87
137 votes

#47 - Sweet C

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 11 - Episode 4

When Frylock's bees stop producing honey, he enlists a miniaturized Carl to help him find out why.

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Gary Bunda: Demon Killer
star
7.86
42 votes

#48 - Gary Bunda: Demon Killer

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 4 - Episode 8

When Gary gets kidnapped by a ghost-hunting show, he must choose between fame and friendship.

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Beast Implants
star
7.86
42 votes

#49 - Beast Implants

Squidbillies - Season 3 - Episode 2

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

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Stan The Man
star
7.85
47 votes

#50 - Stan The Man

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Season 4 - Episode 7

Satan finds his new calling, dropping truth bombs on real Americans.

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