The WORST episodes of Squidbillies
Every episode of Squidbillies ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Squidbillies!
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#10 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/18/2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
#11 - An Officer and a Dental Dam
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/11/2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
#15 - The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
#16 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/6/2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
#18 - Krystal, Light
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/8/2008
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.
#19 - Armageddon it On!
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/20/2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
#21 - Condition: Demolition!
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/16/2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
#22 - Wing Nut
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008
Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.
#23 - Earth Worst
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
#24 - Sharif
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/9/2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
