The Drinky Crow Show

The BEST episodes of The Drinky Crow Show

Every episode of The Drinky Crow Show ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Drinky Crow Show!

The Drinky Crow Show is an American animated television series created by Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan based on the "Maakies" comic strip by Tony Millionaire. The show centers around Drinky Crow (a drunken crow) and Uncle Gabby, described as a drunken Irish monkey. It has an eighteenth century nautical setting. The Drinky Crow show is a fast-paced, plot-twisting laff-riot combining adventure, romance, debauchery and graphic violence — offering something for everybody!

Last Updated: 6/28/2022Network: Adult Swim
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Aspire
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8.88
8 votes

#1 - Aspire

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/18/2009

Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Peace
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8.88
8 votes

#2 - Peace

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/2009

When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Elephant Man
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8.71
7 votes

#3 - Elephant Man

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/4/2009

After being dumped once again, Drinky Crow calls a suicide hotline and becomes friends with a victim of Proteus syndrome named Elephant Man. Uncle Gabby gets jealous, and befriends him too.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Bar
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8.60
10 votes

#4 - Bar

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/11/2009

The Maak's Place bar is shutting down in three days due to lack of customers, so Drinky Crow comes up with a plan to bring American college students to the bar.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Organs
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8.50
16 votes

#5 - Organs

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/14/2008

Phoebe convinces Drinky Crow to quit drinking, which infuriates his brain. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby falls in love with DeBoursay, a French spy currently locked up in a cage.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Whale Show
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8.38
13 votes

#6 - Whale Show

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2008

Drinky Crow wakes up one morning and remembers his new girlfriend being torn apart by a whale. He turns his story into a hit whale show at a marine theme park which appeals to teenagers that only respond to sex, violence, and meta-humor.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Beer Goggles
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8.37
19 votes

#7 - Beer Goggles

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/23/2008

After being dumped, Drinky Crow cuts out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles so that he can date a hideous bar skank without being disgusted with himself.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
God of Monkeys
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8.20
10 votes

#8 - God of Monkeys

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2008

During a another battle against the French, Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia. Feeling guilt for the first time, he orders a "Monkey God" off of the internet, to give him a clear sense of right and wrong.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes
Old Girlfriend
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8.17
12 votes

#9 - Old Girlfriend

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/21/2008

Drinky Crow reunites with his ex-girlfriend, Claire. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby has plans to marry Captain's Daughter.

Watch Now:iTunes
Tunnel Girls
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7.83
12 votes

#10 - Tunnel Girls

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/28/2008

Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.

Directors: Matt Danner
Watch Now:iTunes

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