The BEST Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 24, 2020
Network: Adult Swim
The Drinky Crow Show is an American animated television series created by Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan based on the "Maakies" comic strip by Tony Millionaire. The show centers around Drinky Crow (a drunken crow) and Uncle Gabby, described as a drunken Irish monkey. It has an eighteenth century nautical setting. The Drinky Crow show is a fast-paced, plot-twisting laff-riot combining adventure, romance, debauchery and graphic violence — offering something for everybody!
#1 - Elephant Man
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jan 4, 2009
After being dumped once again, Drinky Crow calls a suicide hotline and becomes friends with a victim of Proteus syndrome named Elephant Man. Uncle Gabby gets jealous, and befriends him too.
9.80 
#2 - Aspire
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 18, 2009
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
9.50 
#3 - Peace
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Jan 25, 2009
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
9.50 
#4 - Bar
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jan 11, 2009
The Maak's Place bar is shutting down in three days due to lack of customers, so Drinky Crow comes up with a plan to bring American college students to the bar.
9.43 
#5 - Organs
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 14, 2008
Phoebe convinces Drinky Crow to quit drinking, which infuriates his brain. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby falls in love with DeBoursay, a French spy currently locked up in a cage.
8.73 
#6 - God of Monkeys
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 7, 2008
During a another battle against the French, Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia. Feeling guilt for the first time, he orders a "Monkey God" off of the internet, to give him a clear sense of right and wrong.
8.71 
#7 - Beer Goggles
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 23, 2008
After being dumped, Drinky Crow cuts out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles so that he can date a hideous bar skank without being disgusted with himself.
8.56 
#8 - Old Girlfriend
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 21, 2008
Drinky Crow reunites with his ex-girlfriend, Claire. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby has plans to marry Captain's Daughter.
8.40 
#9 - Tunnel Girls
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 28, 2008
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
8.33 
#10 - Whale Show
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 30, 2008
Drinky Crow wakes up one morning and remembers his new girlfriend being torn apart by a whale. He turns his story into a hit whale show at a marine theme park which appeals to teenagers that only respond to sex, violence, and meta-humor.
8.00