The Best Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show

Last Updated: Nov 10, 2018

The Drinky Crow Show is an American animated television series created by Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan based on the "Maakies" comic strip by Tony Millionaire. The show centers around Drinky Crow (a drunken crow) and Uncle Gabby, described as a drunken Irish monkey. It has an eighteenth century nautical setting. The Drinky Crow show is a fast-paced, plot-twisting laff-riot combining adventure, romance, debauchery and graphic violence — offering something for everybody!

Elephant Man

#1 - Elephant Man

Season 1 - Episode 7

After being dumped once again, Drinky Crow calls a suicide hotline and becomes friends with a victim of Proteus syndrome named Elephant Man. Uncle Gabby gets jealous, and befriends him too.

star 9.75
4 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire
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Bar

#2 - Bar

Season 1 - Episode 8

The Maak's Place bar is shutting down in three days due to lack of customers, so Drinky Crow comes up with a plan to bring American college students to the bar.

star 9.67
6 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire
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Peace

#3 - Peace

Season 1 - Episode 10

When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.

star 9.50
6 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire
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Aspire

#4 - Aspire

Season 1 - Episode 9

Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.

star 9.50
6 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire
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Organs

#5 - Organs

Season 1 - Episode 4

Phoebe convinces Drinky Crow to quit drinking, which infuriates his brain. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby falls in love with DeBoursay, a French spy currently locked up in a cage.

star 8.78
9 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan
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God of Monkeys

#6 - God of Monkeys

Season 1 - Episode 3

During a another battle against the French, Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia. Feeling guilt for the first time, he orders a "Monkey God" off of the internet, to give him a clear sense of right and wrong.

star 8.69
13 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire
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Beer Goggles

#7 - Beer Goggles

Season 1 - Episode 1

After being dumped, Drinky Crow cuts out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles so that he can date a hideous bar skank without being disgusted with himself.

star 8.50
14 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire & Mike Yank
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Beer Goggles

#8 - Beer Goggles

Season 1 - Episode 1

After being dumped, Drinky Crow cuts out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles so that he can date a hideous bar skank without being disgusted with himself.

star 8.50
14 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire & Mike Yank
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Tunnel Girls

#9 - Tunnel Girls

Season 1 - Episode 6

Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.

star 8.25
8 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan
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Old Girlfriend

#10 - Old Girlfriend

Season 1 - Episode 5

Drinky Crow reunites with his ex-girlfriend, Claire. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby has plans to marry Captain's Daughter.

star 8.22
9 votes
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Whale Show

#11 - Whale Show

Season 1 - Episode 2

Drinky Crow wakes up one morning and remembers his new girlfriend being torn apart by a whale. He turns his story into a hit whale show at a marine theme park which appeals to teenagers that only respond to sex, violence, and meta-humor.

star 7.78
9 votes
Directors: Matt Danner
Writers: Eric Kaplan, Tony Millionaire & Mike Yank
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