The BEST episodes of Dicktown
Every episode of Dicktown ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dicktown!
Welcome to Richardsville, NC (aka DICKTOWN to the locals), its famous boy detective, John Hunchman, and his hired muscle, David Purefoy. Except they're not boys any more and while they're still detectives, they still only solve crimes for teenagers.
#1 - The Mystery of the Missing Pimento Cheese Recipe
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/3/2022
John and David must locate a legendary stolen recipe for pimento cheese.
#2 - The Mystery of Mammal Island
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/3/2022
John and David go undercover as lil' animals in Mammal Island video game.
#3 - The Mystery of the Marauding Mascot
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/17/2022
Richardsville High School cancels its mascot and when the new one goes too far John and David must clear his name.
#4 - The Mystery of the Golden Lungs
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/2022
John convinces David to help him trap his stalker, Scooby-Doo style.
#5 - The Mystery of the Strawberry Patch
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/10/2022
Farmer Rigsbee hires John and David to shut down the strawberry patch.
#6 - The Mystery of the Adventures of Pon-Pon
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/10/2022
Pon-Pon comes to town and a murder mystery at Sparecrust Manor offers them a chance to impress the influential grownups.
#7 - The Mystery of the Decades-Old Mystery
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2022
Reunited, John and David journey into to John's mind to solve the biggest mystery of their childhood.
#8 - The Mystery of Dr. Marjorie Frost
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/24/2022
David strikes out on his own, working late at a fried pork anus factory and learns a lesson.
#9 - The Mystery of Meg's Extremely Violent and Inappropriate Musical
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/17/2022
John and David join the cast "I Sing On Your Grave" and must sing their way to a solution.
#10 - The Mystery of Lance's Lesson
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/31/2022
John's new partner knocks some sense into him.
#11 - The Mystery of the Moaning Ghost
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/20/2020
John and David are hired by a violent teenage delinquent, who wants to sue the mysterious ghost that's been haunting the house where he and his single mother he clings to live.
#12 - The Mystery of the President's Physician
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/3/2020
While dining with his dad at The President's Physician, a fancy restaurant where his and David's heavily pregnant waitress friend Jen now works, John hears the spoiled rich yuppie owner and his girlfriend arguing over her missing ring.
#13 - The Mystery of the Creepy Piano Teacher
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/23/2020
A young woman hires Hunchman and Purefoy to find out why her piano teacher is making her smash the piano instead of teaching her how to play.
#14 - The Mystery of the Mumbling Rapper
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/30/2020
John and David are hired by a teen mumble rap sensation, Lil Blurp, to find ten escaped ocelots in an abandoned shopping mall where he is shooting his next music video with John's endearing out of the loop dad as his manager.
#16 - The Mystery of the Croquet Meltdown
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/6/2020
Strapped for cash, John and David ask their rich former client Tucker for a loan, but end up taking part in his brand-awareness-raising croquet tournament instead, hoping to win the cash prize. However, John takes the game too seriously.
#17 - The Mystery of the Maybe Boyfriend
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2020
Meg, a young VHS retro store clerk, hires Hunchman and Purefoy to figure out if she and her boyfriend are a couple or just friends with benefits, and takes them to a night club to meet him.
#18 - The Mystery of the Party Pines
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/16/2020
Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to catch the masked lurker who likes to spy on students partying in the woods.
#19 - The Mystery of the Impossible Car
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/27/2020
John and David are on a sting operation in their favorite diner watching a patron suspected of stealing a rare vintage car from their naive client, when Heather, John's old bestie with whom he's always been secretly in love, walks in.
#20 - The Mystery of the Controversial Cosplay
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/2020
Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to find out who is the alt right anti-SJW trolling the woman who cosplays as Aquaman and other DC heroes.