Dicktown

The BEST episodes of Dicktown

Every episode of Dicktown ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dicktown!

Welcome to Richardsville, NC (aka DICKTOWN to the locals), its famous boy detective, John Hunchman, and his hired muscle, David Purefoy. Except they're not boys any more and while they're still detectives, they still only solve crimes for teenagers.

Last Updated: 10/6/2022Network: FX
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The Mystery of the Missing Pimento Cheese Recipe
star
7.90
10 votes

#1 - The Mystery of the Missing Pimento Cheese Recipe

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/3/2022

John and David must locate a legendary stolen recipe for pimento cheese.

The Mystery of Mammal Island
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7.83
6 votes

#2 - The Mystery of Mammal Island

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/3/2022

John and David go undercover as lil' animals in Mammal Island video game.

The Mystery of the Golden Lungs
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7.75
8 votes

#3 - The Mystery of the Golden Lungs

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/2022

John convinces David to help him trap his stalker, Scooby-Doo style.

The Mystery of the Marauding Mascot
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7.71
7 votes

#4 - The Mystery of the Marauding Mascot

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/17/2022

Richardsville High School cancels its mascot and when the new one goes too far John and David must clear his name.

The Mystery of Meg's Extremely Violent and Inappropriate Musical
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7.67
6 votes

#5 - The Mystery of Meg's Extremely Violent and Inappropriate Musical

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/17/2022

John and David join the cast "I Sing On Your Grave" and must sing their way to a solution.

The Mystery of the Strawberry Patch
star
7.50
8 votes

#6 - The Mystery of the Strawberry Patch

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/10/2022

Farmer Rigsbee hires John and David to shut down the strawberry patch.

The Mystery of the Adventures of Pon-Pon
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7.50
10 votes

#7 - The Mystery of the Adventures of Pon-Pon

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/10/2022

Pon-Pon comes to town and a murder mystery at Sparecrust Manor offers them a chance to impress the influential grownups.

The Mystery of the Decades-Old Mystery
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7.44
9 votes

#8 - The Mystery of the Decades-Old Mystery

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2022

Reunited, John and David journey into to John's mind to solve the biggest mystery of their childhood.

The Mystery of the Moaning Ghost
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7.43
14 votes

#9 - The Mystery of the Moaning Ghost

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/20/2020

John and David are hired by a violent teenage delinquent, who wants to sue the mysterious ghost that's been haunting the house where he and his single mother he clings to live.

The Mystery of the Mumbling Rapper
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7.31
13 votes

#10 - The Mystery of the Mumbling Rapper

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/30/2020

John and David are hired by a teen mumble rap sensation, Lil Blurp, to find ten escaped ocelots in an abandoned shopping mall where he is shooting his next music video with John's endearing out of the loop dad as his manager.

The Mystery of the Missing Detective
star
7.30
10 votes

#11 - The Mystery of the Missing Detective

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/13/2020

John becomes paranoid that the lake patrol is coming to confiscate his shabby old houseboat on which he and David live so he hides it in the swamp and shares his regret-filled backstory with David.

The Mystery of Lance's Lesson
star
7.29
7 votes

#12 - The Mystery of Lance's Lesson

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/31/2022

John's new partner knocks some sense into him.

The Mystery of Dr. Marjorie Frost
star
7.25
8 votes

#13 - The Mystery of Dr. Marjorie Frost

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/24/2022

David strikes out on his own, working late at a fried pork anus factory and learns a lesson.

The Mystery of the Croquet Meltdown
star
7.18
11 votes

#14 - The Mystery of the Croquet Meltdown

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/6/2020

Strapped for cash, John and David ask their rich former client Tucker for a loan, but end up taking part in his brand-awareness-raising croquet tournament instead, hoping to win the cash prize. However, John takes the game too seriously.

The Mystery of the President's Physician
star
7.17
12 votes

#15 - The Mystery of the President's Physician

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/3/2020

While dining with his dad at The President's Physician, a fancy restaurant where his and David's heavily pregnant waitress friend Jen now works, John hears the spoiled rich yuppie owner and his girlfriend arguing over her missing ring.

The Mystery of the Creepy Piano Teacher
star
7.11
9 votes

#16 - The Mystery of the Creepy Piano Teacher

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/23/2020

A young woman hires Hunchman and Purefoy to find out why her piano teacher is making her smash the piano instead of teaching her how to play.

The Mystery of the Maybe Boyfriend
star
6.94
17 votes

#17 - The Mystery of the Maybe Boyfriend

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2020

Meg, a young VHS retro store clerk, hires Hunchman and Purefoy to figure out if she and her boyfriend are a couple or just friends with benefits, and takes them to a night club to meet him.

The Mystery of the Impossible Car
star
6.86
14 votes

#18 - The Mystery of the Impossible Car

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/27/2020

John and David are on a sting operation in their favorite diner watching a patron suspected of stealing a rare vintage car from their naive client, when Heather, John's old bestie with whom he's always been secretly in love, walks in.

The Mystery of the Controversial Cosplay
star
6.74
23 votes

#19 - The Mystery of the Controversial Cosplay

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/2020

Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to find out who is the alt right anti-SJW trolling the woman who cosplays as Aquaman and other DC heroes.

The Mystery of the Party Pines
star
6.62
13 votes

#20 - The Mystery of the Party Pines

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/16/2020

Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to catch the masked lurker who likes to spy on students partying in the woods.

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