The BEST episodes of Squidbillies season 5

Every episode of Squidbillies season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies season 5!

Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."

Last Updated: 9/7/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended

8.00

29 votes

#1 - Fatal Distraction

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/27/2010

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

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7.81

31 votes

#2 - Frivolacious Squidigation?

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/20/2010

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

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7.40

47 votes

#3 - America: Why I Love Her

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/18/2010

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

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7.29

69 votes

#4 - Need for Weed

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/16/2010

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

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7.17

58 votes

#5 - Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/11/2010

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

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7.14

29 votes

#6 - Holodeck Redneck

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/13/2010

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Dave Willis' real life grandmother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

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7.11

65 votes

#7 - The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/23/2010

Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.

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6.93

59 votes

#8 - Dead Squid Walking

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/30/2010

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison. By the end it is discovered that Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler got em again.

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6.90

58 votes

#9 - Clowny Freaks

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/4/2010

Rusty gets interested in a white trash rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

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6.86

50 votes

#10 - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/6/2010

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

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