The BEST episodes of Squidbillies season 3
Every episode of Squidbillies season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies season 3!
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#1 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/4/2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
#2 - Pile M For Murder
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/25/2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.
#3 - Mud Days and Cornfused
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/1/2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
#4 - Webnecks
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/20/2008
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
#5 - Beast Implants
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/27/2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
#6 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"
#7 - The Good One
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2008
Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.
#8 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/13/2008
Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".
#9 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/27/2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
#10 - Tween Stream
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2008
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.
#11 - Sharif
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/9/2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
#12 - Earth Worst
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
#13 - Wing Nut
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008
Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.
#14 - Condition: Demolition!
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/16/2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
#15 - Armageddon it On!
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/20/2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
#16 - Krystal, Light
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/8/2008
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.
#17 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/6/2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
#18 - The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
#19 - An Officer and a Dental Dam
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/11/2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
#20 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/18/2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.