The BEST episodes of Squidbillies season 9

Every episode of Squidbillies season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies season 9!

Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."

Last Updated: 9/7/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
Taint Misbehavin'
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8.36
69 votes

#1 - Taint Misbehavin'

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/2014

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

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Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
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8.19
37 votes

#2 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/2014

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

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Hybrid to Hell
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8.15
33 votes

#3 - Hybrid to Hell

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/23/2014

Early loses the love of his life.

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Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
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8.05
39 votes

#4 - Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/2014

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

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Granny Hotfoot
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7.94
31 votes

#5 - Granny Hotfoot

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2014

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

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Jose Can You? Si!
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7.80
40 votes

#6 - Jose Can You? Si!

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/30/2014

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

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Hetero-Cephalo Agenda
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7.73
55 votes

#7 - Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2014

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

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A Walk To Dignity
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7.72
40 votes

#8 - A Walk To Dignity

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2014

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

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Sheriff-in-law
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7.64
28 votes

#9 - Sheriff-in-law

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2014

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

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Limbitless
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7.64
44 votes

#10 - Limbitless

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2014

Early trades his legs.

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