The BEST episodes of Squidbillies season 9
Every episode of Squidbillies season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies season 9!
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."

#1 - Taint Misbehavin'
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/2014
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
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#2 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/2014
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
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#4 - Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/2014
Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

#5 - Granny Hotfoot
Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2014
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

#6 - Jose Can You? Si!
Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/30/2014
Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

#7 - Hetero-Cephalo Agenda
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2014
Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

#8 - A Walk To Dignity
Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2014
Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

#9 - Limbitless
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2014
Early trades his legs.

#10 - Sheriff-in-law
Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2014
Early directs his love in the wrong places.