The BEST episodes of Going Dutch
Every episode of Going Dutch ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Going Dutch!
After an unfiltered rant, a loudmouth Army Colonel is punished by being sent to a Netherlands base with no military purpose.
#1 - Nazi Hunters
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2025
The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games. Meanwhile, when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.
#2 - The Exes of Evil
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/6/2025
When the Colonel's 3 ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends. Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring, with unexpected sparks flying between them.
#3 - CIA
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2025
The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.
#4 - Korfball
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2025
Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.
#5 - Tanks for Nothing
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2025
General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.
#6 - Born on the Third of July
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/13/2025
After forgetting Captain Maggie's birthday yet again, The Colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves: Katj.
#7 - The Laser's Edge
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/15/2026
At Stroopsdorf's new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.
#8 - Wish Upon a Star
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/13/2025
Quinn quickly learns not to mess around when it comes to Stroopsdorf award ceremonies.
#9 - Once Upon a Twice Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/20/2025
Christmas at Stroopsdorf reveals a hidden side to everyone.
#10 - None of the Good Guys
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/5/2026
Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer. Meanwhile, The Colonel is dealing with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base and is threatening to sabotage Stroopsdorf.
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#11 - The Trial of Jan
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/27/2025
The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.
#12 - The Canuck Stops Here
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/12/2026
Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in the hopes of pitching herself as a mentee. However, things get complicated when the Colonel and General Martin develop an immediate attraction towards each other. Meanwhile, at the base, Papadakis becomes the leader of a revolt against a movie ban.
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#13 - Swapadakis
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2026
Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Papadakis to fill in as the Colonel's right-hand man. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie makes an emotional hair choice, and Sergeant Conway takes her off base to fix it.
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#14 - There's No PX Like Home
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/29/2026
With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.
#15 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2025
The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.
#16 - Farmer's Mark-tet Offensive
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2026
After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.
#17 - Twenty-Year Sitch
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/5/2026
To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.
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