The WORST episodes of Going Dutch
Every episode of Going Dutch ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Going Dutch!
After an unfiltered rant, a loudmouth Army Colonel is punished by being sent to a Netherlands base with no military purpose.
#1 - Farmer's Mark-tet Offensive
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2026
After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.
#2 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2025
The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.
#3 - The Trial of Jan
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/27/2025
The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.
#4 - The Laser's Edge
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/15/2026
At Stroopsdorf's new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.
#5 - Once Upon a Twice Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/20/2025
Christmas at Stroopsdorf reveals a hidden side to everyone.
#6 - Wish Upon a Star
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/13/2025
Quinn quickly learns not to mess around when it comes to Stroopsdorf award ceremonies.
#7 - Born on the Third of July
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/13/2025
After forgetting Captain Maggie's birthday yet again, The Colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves: Katj.
#8 - Tanks for Nothing
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2025
General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.
#9 - CIA
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2025
The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.
#10 - Korfball
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2025
Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.
#11 - The Exes of Evil
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/6/2025
When the Colonel's 3 ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends. Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring, with unexpected sparks flying between them.
#12 - Nazi Hunters
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2025
The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games. Meanwhile, when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.