The BEST Episodes of No Activity (US)
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 9, 2020
Network: CBS All Access
Set over the course of a major drug cartel bust, No Activity follows the misadventures of two low-ranking cops who spend way too much time together; two criminals who are kept in the dark; two dispatch workers who haven't really clicked; and two Mexican tunnelers who get stuck in a space unsuitable for a pair of relative strangers.
#1 - The Duck Egg
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
When Cullen and Tolbeck are reunited with a figure from their past, Cullen realizes that he doesn't know his partner at all. Meanwhile, Marco and Frankie open up to each other, and Janice finally unravels.
7.80 
#2 - Mr. X
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
Cullen and Tolbeck make a shocking discovery. Fatima is jealous of Zach's newfound success. Marco comes clean and his situation with Frankie comes to a head.
7.75 
#3 - Team Coyote
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 24, 2017
Detective Tolbeck is forced to confront the problems in his marriage as the pending raid draws near.
7.68 
#4 - Big Boy Has the Flu
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
Car 27 stakes out a cockfighting ring. Cullen and Tolbeck are rattled when a hero of the San Diego Police Department falls from grace. Both Marco and his new partner-in-crime, Frankie, have a secret. Fatima falls victim to extortion.
7.60 
#5 - The Actress
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
Marco puts the entire cockfighting ring in jeopardy and must find a solution before it's too late. Fatima is forced to undergo sensitivity training. A dream scenario for Cullen and Tolbeck turns nightmarish.
7.58 
#6 - Kasprowicz v. Haldeman
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
Disgraced and behind bars, former detective Josh Haldeman is interrogated by Agent Kasprowicz. Back at Dispatch, Clint and the BopBots have successfully infiltrated the department and everyone's job may be on the line. On a stakeout, Cullen is stuck with a less than enthused new partner.
7.57 
#7 - Good Cop, Tolbeck Cop
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
Zach, the new dispatcher at SDPD, goes to various lengths to impress Fatima. Cullen confronts Tolbeck, who admits a shameful secret.
7.56 
#8 - By the Siege Side
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
Marco and Frankie are victims in the nicest hostage situation ever. Fatima inserts herself in the middle of an awkward love triangle. An annoying visitor joins Cullen and Tolbeck in Car 27.
7.51 
#9 - The Crow
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 17, 2017
Detective Cullen decides that it might be best to finally part ways with Tolbeck. A surprise visitor disturbs car 27.
7.49 
#10 - Dig a Hole
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 26, 2017
With the docks now compromised, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck are re-assigned to warehouse surveillance in the Otay Mesa area.
7.44 
#11 - The Metric System
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 3, 2017
Detective Cullen and Fatima recall their first date with vastly different versions of events.
7.42 
#12 - Oops Sorry
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
After losing yet another key witness in the Las Hormigas Cartel investigation, Cullen is forced to deal with the consequences... and FBI agent Dustin Kasprowicz. Janice returns to Dispatch to confront Clint and delivers shocking news.
7.42 
#13 - Honesty & Action
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
The night of the cockfight arrives with unexpected results. Janice (Amy Sedaris) blames Fatima for her financial woes. Tolbeck has an unlikely admirer.
7.40 
#14 - Golden Age of Tunnels
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 10, 2017
While Detective Tolbeck is seeing a therapist to discuss the shooting at the docks, Cullen is partnered with Senior Detective Bonnie Lyman.
7.39 
#15 - The Raid
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 30, 2017
It's the night of the raid and Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck are intent on being the hero cops who break the drug ring.
7.38 
#16 - Operation Meat Puppet
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Nov 22, 2018
Cullen and Tolbeck are finally given the chance to save the day. Marco and Frankie consider their options, while a new - but not necessarily improved - Janice returns to Dispatch.
7.37 
#17 - Tooth and Nail
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
While staking out the red-light district of San Diego, the recently demoted Cullen and Tolbeck spot some suspicious activity.
7.17 
#18 - Leon’s Retirement Party
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
Leon throws himself a retirement party but Cullen and Tolbeck are wary of his intentions. Clint confronts Janice about her hatred for the BopBot, but the conversation quickly turns into a rehash of their romantic past.
7.17 
#19 - Night 35
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 12, 2017
On Night 35 of a drug stakeout at the San Diego docks, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck find themselves waiting on a Mexican cartel drug shipment.
7.14 
#20 - Deep Sea Fishing
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 19, 2017
Following the shooting, Detective Tolbeck waits nervously for Internal Affairs Investigator Leon Fordham to arrive.
7.12 
#21 - Flight JA761
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
Cullen is tasked with helping Officer Charles Brock extradite a key witness in the Las Hormigas Cartel investigation but all hell breaks loose at 30,000 feet.
7.05 
#22 - Death Knock
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
As Cullen and Tolbeck prepare to give Doris’ family the news that she is finito, they get a surprise visit from FBI agent Dustin Kasprowicz.
7.00 
#23 - Googy
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
Cullen is partnered with his girlfriend, Lieutenant Sophie Beyers , but as they exchange gifts to celebrate their 3 months minus 9 days anniversary, their close proximity may prove to be too much. Gary is on the run and needs to figure out what to do with Yaya. Fatima finds her voice and stands up to Janice.
6.79 
#24 - There’s No Ocean in Wichita
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 21, 2019
Cullen tries to set boundaries as a worse-for-wear Brock comes to terms with his new reality. Meanwhile, Janice’s frustration with the invasion of BopBot intensifies and Chief and Gary need to rectify a huge mistake.
6.67