The BEST episodes of No Activity (US)

Every episode of No Activity (US) ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of No Activity (US)!

Set over the course of a major drug cartel bust, No Activity follows the misadventures of two low-ranking cops who spend way too much time together; two criminals who are kept in the dark; two dispatch workers who haven't really clicked; and two Mexican tunnelers who get stuck in a space unsuitable for a pair of relative strangers.

Last Updated: 1/27/2023Network:Paramount+
Team Coyote
71 votes

#1 - Team Coyote

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/24/2017

Detective Tolbeck is forced to confront the problems in his marriage as the pending raid draws near.

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Oops Sorry
28 votes

#2 - Oops Sorry

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2019

After losing yet another key witness in the Las Hormigas Cartel investigation, Cullen is forced to deal with the consequences... and FBI agent Dustin Kasprowicz. Janice returns to Dispatch to confront Clint and delivers shocking news.

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Kasprowicz v. Haldeman
31 votes

#3 - Kasprowicz v. Haldeman

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/21/2019

Disgraced and behind bars, former detective Josh Haldeman is interrogated by Agent Kasprowicz. Back at Dispatch, Clint and the BopBots have successfully infiltrated the department and everyone's job may be on the line. On a stakeout, Cullen is stuck with a less than enthused new partner.

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By the Siege Side
44 votes

#4 - By the Siege Side

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/22/2018

Marco and Frankie are victims in the nicest hostage situation ever. Fatima inserts herself in the middle of an awkward love triangle. An annoying visitor joins Cullen and Tolbeck in Car 27.

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Mr. X
45 votes

#5 - Mr. X

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/22/2018

Cullen and Tolbeck make a shocking discovery. Fatima is jealous of Zach's newfound success. Marco comes clean and his situation with Frankie comes to a head.

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The Duck Egg
44 votes

#6 - The Duck Egg

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/22/2018

When Cullen and Tolbeck are reunited with a figure from their past, Cullen realizes that he doesn't know his partner at all. Meanwhile, Marco and Frankie open up to each other, and Janice finally unravels.

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Operation Meat Puppet
41 votes

#7 - Operation Meat Puppet

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/22/2018

Cullen and Tolbeck are finally given the chance to save the day. Marco and Frankie consider their options, while a new - but not necessarily improved - Janice returns to Dispatch.

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Good Cop, Tolbeck Cop
47 votes

#8 - Good Cop, Tolbeck Cop

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/22/2018

Zach, the new dispatcher at SDPD, goes to various lengths to impress Fatima. Cullen confronts Tolbeck, who admits a shameful secret.

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Honesty & Action
48 votes

#9 - Honesty & Action

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/22/2018

The night of the cockfight arrives with unexpected results. Janice (Amy Sedaris) blames Fatima for her financial woes. Tolbeck has an unlikely admirer.

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The Crow
69 votes

#10 - The Crow

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/17/2017

Detective Cullen decides that it might be best to finally part ways with Tolbeck. A surprise visitor disturbs car 27.

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The Actress
48 votes

#11 - The Actress

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/22/2018

Marco puts the entire cockfighting ring in jeopardy and must find a solution before it's too late. Fatima is forced to undergo sensitivity training. A dream scenario for Cullen and Tolbeck turns nightmarish.

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Dig a Hole
98 votes

#12 - Dig a Hole

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/2017

With the docks now compromised, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck are re-assigned to warehouse surveillance in the Otay Mesa area.

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The Raid
61 votes

#13 - The Raid

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/30/2017

It's the night of the raid and Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck are intent on being the hero cops who break the drug ring.

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The Metric System
79 votes

#14 - The Metric System

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/3/2017

Detective Cullen and Fatima recall their first date with vastly different versions of events.

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Tea for Two! Two for Tea.
13 votes

#15 - Tea for Two! Two for Tea.

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/29/2021

After Magnolia fails to infiltrate The Collective, Cullen and Risoli are invited to meet with its leader, Terry, and Sue returns from her meeting a changed woman.

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Golden Age of Tunnels
75 votes

#16 - Golden Age of Tunnels

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/10/2017

While Detective Tolbeck is seeing a therapist to discuss the shooting at the docks, Cullen is partnered with Senior Detective Bonnie Lyman.

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Big Boy Has the Flu
47 votes

#17 - Big Boy Has the Flu

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/22/2018

Car 27 stakes out a cockfighting ring. Cullen and Tolbeck are rattled when a hero of the San Diego Police Department falls from grace. Both Marco and his new partner-in-crime, Frankie, have a secret. Fatima falls victim to extortion.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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Death Knock
26 votes

#18 - Death Knock

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/21/2019

As Cullen and Tolbeck prepare to give Doris’ family the news that she is finito, they get a surprise visit from FBI agent Dustin Kasprowicz.

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Flight JA761
32 votes

#19 - Flight JA761

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/21/2019

Cullen is tasked with helping Officer Charles Brock extradite a key witness in the Las Hormigas Cartel investigation but all hell breaks loose at 30,000 feet.

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Tooth and Nail
34 votes

#20 - Tooth and Nail

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/21/2019

While staking out the red-light district of San Diego, the recently demoted Cullen and Tolbeck spot some suspicious activity.

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Night 35
191 votes

#21 - Night 35

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/12/2017

On Night 35 of a drug stakeout at the San Diego docks, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck find themselves waiting on a Mexican cartel drug shipment.

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Deep Sea Fishing
124 votes

#22 - Deep Sea Fishing

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/19/2017

Following the shooting, Detective Tolbeck waits nervously for Internal Affairs Investigator Leon Fordham to arrive.

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Leon’s Retirement Party
28 votes

#23 - Leon’s Retirement Party

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/21/2019

Leon throws himself a retirement party but Cullen and Tolbeck are wary of his intentions. Clint confronts Janice about her hatred for the BopBot, but the conversation quickly turns into a rehash of their romantic past.

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Breaking Bread
9 votes

#24 - Breaking Bread

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/27/2021

After reuniting, Cullen and Tolbeck realize they have information that could take down The Collective.

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29 votes

#25 - Googy

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/21/2019

Cullen is partnered with his girlfriend, Lieutenant Sophie Beyers , but as they exchange gifts to celebrate their 3 months minus 9 days anniversary, their close proximity may prove to be too much. Gary is on the run and needs to figure out what to do with Yaya. Fatima finds her voice and stands up to Janice.

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