The WORST episodes of This Is Not Happening
Every episode of This Is Not Happening ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of This Is Not Happening!
Crazy true stories. Crazy funny comics. This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real life experiences always make the best material.
#1 - Fortune Feimster Hates Spain
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/14/2014
Fortune Feimster isn't ever going to be the perfect señorita.
#2 - Moshe Kasher Offends Some Jews
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/3/2013
Moshe Kasher tries to clean up his act for a more conservative audience.
#3 - Big Jay Oakerson Sees Some Boobs
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/12/2013
Big Jay Oakerson watches a lady completely blow her top.
#4 - Dads
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/9/2018
Roy Wood Jr. welcomes Louie Anderson, Byron Bowers and DeRay Davis to the stage to tell true stories about growing up with less-than-perfect fathers
#5 - Soulmates
Season 6 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/1/2019
Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.
#6 - Genitalia
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/8/2019
Jim Norton attends a bris for the first time, a man dangles his balls in front of Sean Patton, and Joel Kim Booster visits an Amsterdam sex club.
#7 - Kurt Braunohler Beats Up A DJ
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/26/2013
Kurt Braunohler gets into a tight squeeze with a DJ.
#8 - Despair
Season 6 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/29/2019
Brendan Schaub faces the biggest UFC fight of his life, Rita Rudner finds an old man’s cat, and Ryan Sickler gets offered a job with the Baltimore Colts.
#9 - Danger
Season 6 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/2019
Roy Wood Jr. holds a grudge against boy band B2K for years; Darrell Hammond is saved by cops in the French Quarter; Sean Flannery drives his car off a bridge.
#10 - Lies
Season 6 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/5/2019
Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn’t tell his mom he got held back in school.
#11 - David Koechner Poops On A Cop Car
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/17/2013
David Koechner has a run-in with the cops.
#12 - Doug Benson Gets Naked
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/6/2013
Doug Benson takes a cruise and gives everyone an exciting show.
#13 - Crime & Punishment
Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/2019
The DEA raids Tommy Chong's house; Tone Bell robs fake money from his math teacher; Steve Lemme gets pulled over by a fan.
#14 - Ari Shaffir Fights a Girl
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/5/2013
Ari Shaffir's high school trip to Israel descends into violence.
#15 - Combat
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/23/2018
Chris Redd, Martha Kelly and Lil Rel Howery open up about times when life became more than just a figurative battle.
#16 - Drugs, Drugs, Drugs
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/1/2019
Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer’s comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who’s high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.
#17 - Trevor Moore Escapes From Mexico
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/7/2014
Trevor Moore takes a trip south of the border.
#18 - Steve Rannazzisi Referees Bobby Lee, Natasha Leggero & Ari Shaffir
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/21/2014
Steve Rannazzisi brings his friends Bobby Lee and Natasha Leggero on stage to tell a sordid tale from Ari Shaffir's past.
#19 - Grind
Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/15/2019
Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers’ food preferences at Golden Corral, Carrot Top’s act goes down in flames, and Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.
#20 - Killers
Season 6 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/8/2019
Tiffany Haddish's bar mitzvah dancing turns deadly, Mark Normand is pursued after breaking a man's car mirror, and DeRay Davis hides in a club's bathroom during a shooting.
#21 - Disaster
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2016
Ari Shaffir describes a messy trip to China, Nicole Byer shares the worst things she's done while drunk, and Ron White reveals the details of his quest for a missing tooth.
#22 - Emergency
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/26/2015
Steve Rannazzisi, Marc Maron and Ms. Pat share stories about emergency situations.
#23 - Julie Lillis Will do Literally Anything for Love
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2013
Julia Lillis talks about the time she went to the ends of the earth for true love. Or something like it.
#24 - Romance
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2016
Kate Willett describes a sexual encounter at Burning Man, Kyle Kinane recalls an unromantic liaison with a teacher, and Nick Swardson tells the story of an accidental orgy.
#25 - Joey Diaz Does Heroin
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/23/2013
Joey Diaz gets extremely real about his storied history of drug use.