The WORST episodes of This Is Not Happening
Every episode of This Is Not Happening ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of This Is Not Happening!
Crazy true stories. Crazy funny comics. This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real life experiences always make the best material.
#1 - Lies
Season 7 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/5/2019
Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn’t tell his mom he got held back in school.
#2 - Filth
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2018
On the hour-long season premiere of This Is Not Happening. host Roy Wood Jr. comes to face to face with his hip-hop hero, Howie Mandel battles his raging fear of germs, and Scott Thompson meets the Human Urinal.
#3 - Romance
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2018
Kevin Smith talks about rekindling the romance with his wife, and Louis Katz shares a story about falling in love with an alcoholic gutter-punk.
#4 - Famous
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/16/2018
Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice," Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.
#5 - Nightmare
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/23/2018
It's all acid trips, drug deals and robberies when Dan Soder and Shane Mauss share stories about the worst nightmares they've been forced to experience.
#6 - Moms
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/2/2018
Roy Wood Jr. debunks a myth about Rod Stewart, Kathleen Madigan sniffs out a scam in Paris, and Bret Ernst's mom meddles in his sex life several different ways.
#7 - Dads
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/9/2018
Roy Wood Jr. welcomes Louie Anderson, Byron Bowers and DeRay Davis to the stage to tell true stories about growing up with less-than-perfect fathers
#8 - Wasted
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/16/2018
Theo Von, Tom Rhodes, Dave Landau and Chris Porter share their craziest tales of drinking and debauchery in a special hour-long episode.
#9 - Combat
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/23/2018
Chris Redd, Martha Kelly and Lil Rel Howery open up about times when life became more than just a figurative battle.
#10 - Strange Lands
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/30/2018
Talib Kweli, Rob Christensen and Harland Williams bare their souls and talk about summoning the courage to brave the unknown.
#11 - Shame
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/6/2018
Big Jay Oakerson, Michael Kosta and Tom Arnold share stories about moments in their lives that they wish had never happened.
#12 - Genitalia
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/8/2019
Jim Norton attends a bris for the first time, a man dangles his balls in front of Sean Patton, and Joel Kim Booster visits an Amsterdam sex club.
#13 - Grind
Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/15/2019
Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers’ food preferences at Golden Corral, Carrot Top’s act goes down in flames, and Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.
#14 - Youth
Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/22/2019
Kyle Kinane’s first sports victory turns tragic, Kurt Metzger refuses to show his friend his penis, and Gastor Almonte robs $1,000 from a few drug dealers. Also, Yamaneika Saunders "tricks and treats: risking it all for more candy".
#15 - Soulmates
Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/1/2019
Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.
#16 - Killers
Season 7 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/8/2019
Tiffany Haddish's bar mitzvah dancing turns deadly, Mark Normand is pursued after breaking a man's car mirror, and DeRay Davis hides in a club's bathroom during a shooting.
#17 - Crime & Punishment
Season 7 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/2019
The DEA raids Tommy Chong's house; Tone Bell robs fake money from his math teacher; Steve Lemme gets pulled over by a fan.
#18 - Danger
Season 7 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/2019
Roy Wood Jr. holds a grudge against boy band B2K for years; Darrell Hammond is saved by cops in the French Quarter; Sean Flannery drives his car off a bridge.
#19 - Despair
Season 7 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/29/2019
Brendan Schaub faces the biggest UFC fight of his life, Rita Rudner finds an old man’s cat, and Ryan Sickler gets offered a job with the Baltimore Colts.
#20 - Drugs, Drugs, Drugs
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/1/2019
Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer’s comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who’s high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.
#21 - Fortune Feimster Hates Spain
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/14/2014
Fortune Feimster isn't ever going to be the perfect señorita.
#22 - Moshe Kasher Offends Some Jews
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/3/2013
Moshe Kasher tries to clean up his act for a more conservative audience.
#23 - Big Jay Oakerson Sees Some Boobs
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/12/2013
Big Jay Oakerson watches a lady completely blow her top.
#24 - Romance
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2016
Jay Oakerson becomes a man, Julian McCullough talks about buttery fly tears, and Bobby Lee looks like Pikachu with diabetes.
#25 - Kurt Braunohler Beats Up A DJ
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/26/2013
Kurt Braunohler gets into a tight squeeze with a DJ.