The BEST Episodes of Wacky Races

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Nov 28, 2019

Network: CBS

The Wacky Races are a series of car competitions in which 11 racers race in locations throughout North America. The rules are extremely lax and allow for almost any vehicle design, power system and a wide range of tactics like combat and shortcuts. Despite this loose rule structure, competitors Dick Dastardly and his dog sidekick, Muttley, are still determined to cheat in their own ineffectual way.

Fast Track to Hackensack

#1 - Fast Track to Hackensack

Season 1 - Episode 30

The racers hurtle toward their next destination in Hackensack.

star 9.25
4 votes
Ballpoint, Penn. or Bust

#2 - Ballpoint, Penn. or Bust

Season 1 - Episode 29

The cars are strung out on the first lap of today's Wacky Race, with the finish line in far-off Ballpoint, Pennsylvania.

star 8.80
5 votes
Overseas Hi-Way Race

#3 - Overseas Hi-Way Race

Season 1 - Episode 32

Today, our Wacky Race takes place over water, as our Wacky Racers are island-hopping in Florida on their way from Key Largo to Key West.

star 8.75
4 votes
The Ski Resort Road Race

#4 - The Ski Resort Road Race

Season 1 - Episode 31

Today's Wacky Racers are slipping and sliding through ski resort country from Mush-Mush, Michigan to Iceandsnow, Idaho.

star 8.60
5 votes
Speeding for Smogland

#5 - Speeding for Smogland

Season 1 - Episode 27

Today, we find the Wacky Racers speeding through the mountains toward Jollywood, California.

star 8.50
4 votes
Real Gone Ape

#6 - Real Gone Ape

Season 1 - Episode 8

Dick Dastardly hypnotizes a gorilla to stop the other racers. The other racers find away around him and again Dick Dastardly finishes last.

star 8.20
10 votes
Dopey Dakota Derby

#7 - Dopey Dakota Derby

Season 1 - Episode 25

The Wacky Racers roar out of Cactus City on the way to Gopher Gulch in the Badlands. Dick Dastardly tries to hold up the Wacky Racers, disguising himself as the same outlaw that he sees on a "Wanted" poster.

star 8.00
5 votes
Why Oh Why Wyoming

#8 - Why Oh Why Wyoming

Season 1 - Episode 3

On their way to Handsprings, Wyoming, the racers come across Native Americans.

star 7.78
27 votes
See-Saw to Arkansas

#9 - See-Saw to Arkansas

Season 1 - Episode 1

On their way to Mustard Spread Arkansas, all the racers get caught up. Penelope Pistop & Ant Hill Mob get lost. Dick Dastardly falls and sinks into mud. Everyone else gets caught up in traffic.

star 7.72
75 votes
Wacky Race to Ripsaw

#10 - Wacky Race to Ripsaw

Season 1 - Episode 19

Today, the Wacky Racers are zooming up the track from Elbowgrease, Ohio to Ripsaw, Arkansas.

star 7.71
7 votes
Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist

#11 - Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist

Season 1 - Episode 2

On their way to Lemon Twist Nevada, the Wacky Racers run into a deserted town and wonder into a bar where they find ghosts.

star 7.68
37 votes
Idaho a-Go-Go

#12 - Idaho a-Go-Go

Season 1 - Episode 6

The cars have a chain reaction car crash. Penelope Pitstop falls for Dickk Dastardly's little red riding hood scheme.

star 7.67
12 votes
The Baja-Ha-Ha Race

#13 - The Baja-Ha-Ha Race

Season 1 - Episode 7

Dick Dastardly uses a mud hole to try and stop everyone.

star 7.67
9 votes
The Speedy Arkansas Traveler

#14 - The Speedy Arkansas Traveler

Season 1 - Episode 12

On their way to Noah's Ark, AK, Dick Dastardly leads the racers into the War Games right in th middle of the race.

star 7.67
9 votes
The Great Cold Rush Race

#15 - The Great Cold Rush Race

Season 1 - Episode 18

Dick Dastardly dresses up as a snow monster to scare everyone away.

star 7.67
6 votes
Whizzin' to Washington

#16 - Whizzin' to Washington

Season 1 - Episode 21

The Wacky Racers pass by with a thunderous hue and cry on their way to Washington.

star 7.67
6 votes
Scout Scatter

#17 - Scout Scatter

Season 1 - Episode 9

The Anthill Mob disguises themselves as Wood Scouts to evade the police.

star 7.63
8 votes
Traffic Jambalaya

#18 - Traffic Jambalaya

Season 1 - Episode 14

While headed towards Shinsplint, LO, Dick Dastardly convinces the racers there is a tame gorilla on the loose and a $50,000 reward for his safe return. But the racer find an untame bear instead of a gorilla.

star 7.57
7 votes
Rhode Island Road Race

#19 - Rhode Island Road Race

Season 1 - Episode 17

Dick Dastardly desperatedly tries to win this race and almost does. He tries a construction site detour, Subway station, Hot sauce, and expanding his wheels.

star 7.57
7 votes
Hot Race at Chillicothe

#20 - Hot Race at Chillicothe

Season 1 - Episode 15

Heading to Chillicothe, OH, Dick Dastardly steals a Police car. The Anthill Mob disguises themselves as a little league baseball team and play Baseball against Dick Dastardly and Muttley.

star 7.50
8 votes
The Wrong Lumber Race

#21 - The Wrong Lumber Race

Season 1 - Episode 16

Dick Dastardly uses trees, logs, and saws to win the race.

star 7.50
8 votes
Oils Well That Ends Well

#22 - Oils Well That Ends Well

Season 1 - Episode 20

The next race sees the racers wending their wacky way westward from Oilcan, Oklahoma to Greasegun, Texas.

star 7.50
6 votes
Dash to Delaware

#23 - Dash to Delaware

Season 1 - Episode 26

Through the valley and over the dale, the Wacky Racers hit the trail to far off Wott-Will, Delaware. Dick Dastardly sprays cake icing on the road in front of a bakery. Penelope Pitstop and Peter Perfect's cars slide into the bakery, and Penelope and Peter end up dressed as a bride and groom on top of a big wedding cake.

star 7.50
6 votes
By Roller Coaster to Upsan Downs

#24 - By Roller Coaster to Upsan Downs

Season 1 - Episode 11

Dick Dastardly leads the racers into an abandoned amusement park on their way to Upsan Downs.

star 7.44
9 votes
The Zippy Mississippi Race

#25 - The Zippy Mississippi Race

Season 1 - Episode 13

On their way to Zippy, MS, the racers run into an angry plantation owner, with a shotgun.

star 7.43
7 votes