The Best Episodes of Wacky Races
Last Updated: Apr 19, 2019
The Wacky Races are a series of car competitions in which 11 racers race in locations throughout North America. The rules are extremely lax and allow for almost any vehicle design, power system and a wide range of tactics like combat and shortcuts. Despite this loose rule structure, competitors Dick Dastardly and his dog sidekick, Muttley, are still determined to cheat in their own ineffectual way.
#1 - Ballpoint, Penn. or Bust
Season 1 - Episode 29
The cars are strung out on the first lap of today's Wacky Race, with the finish line in far-off Ballpoint, Pennsylvania.
9.25 
#2 - Fast Track to Hackensack
Season 1 - Episode 30
The racers hurtle toward their next destination in Hackensack.
9.25 
#3 - Overseas Hi-Way Race
Season 1 - Episode 32
Today, our Wacky Race takes place over water, as our Wacky Racers are island-hopping in Florida on their way from Key Largo to Key West.
8.75 
#4 - The Ski Resort Road Race
Season 1 - Episode 31
Today's Wacky Racers are slipping and sliding through ski resort country from Mush-Mush, Michigan to Iceandsnow, Idaho.
8.60 
#5 - Speeding for Smogland
Season 1 - Episode 27
Today, we find the Wacky Racers speeding through the mountains toward Jollywood, California.
8.50 
#6 - Dopey Dakota Derby
Season 1 - Episode 25
The Wacky Racers roar out of Cactus City on the way to Gopher Gulch in the Badlands. Dick Dastardly tries to hold up the Wacky Racers, disguising himself as the same outlaw that he sees on a "Wanted" poster.
8.25 
#7 - Real Gone Ape
Season 1 - Episode 8
Dick Dastardly hypnotizes a gorilla to stop the other racers. The other racers find away around him and again Dick Dastardly finishes last.
8.09 
#8 - Why Oh Why Wyoming
Season 1 - Episode 3
On their way to Handsprings, Wyoming, the racers come across Native Americans.
7.78 
#9 - See-Saw to Arkansas
Season 1 - Episode 1
On their way to Mustard Spread Arkansas, all the racers get caught up. Penelope Pistop & Ant Hill Mob get lost. Dick Dastardly falls and sinks into mud. Everyone else gets caught up in traffic.
7.73 
#10 - Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist
Season 1 - Episode 2
On their way to Lemon Twist Nevada, the Wacky Racers run into a deserted town and wonder into a bar where they find ghosts.
7.69 
#11 - The Speedy Arkansas Traveler
Season 1 - Episode 12
On their way to Noah's Ark, AK, Dick Dastardly leads the racers into the War Games right in th middle of the race.
7.67 
#12 - Whizzin' to Washington
Season 1 - Episode 21
The Wacky Racers pass by with a thunderous hue and cry on their way to Washington.
7.67 
#13 - The Baja-Ha-Ha Race
Season 1 - Episode 7
Dick Dastardly uses a mud hole to try and stop everyone.
7.67 
#14 - The Great Cold Rush Race
Season 1 - Episode 18
Dick Dastardly dresses up as a snow monster to scare everyone away.
7.67 
#15 - Wacky Race to Ripsaw
Season 1 - Episode 19
Today, the Wacky Racers are zooming up the track from Elbowgrease, Ohio to Ripsaw, Arkansas.
7.67 
#16 - Race to Racine
Season 1 - Episode 33
There they go on another wild and wacky race to Racine. Early race favourites include Professor Pat Pending, the Gruesome Twosome, and Rock and Gravel.
7.67 
#17 - Idaho a-Go-Go
Season 1 - Episode 6
The cars have a chain reaction car crash. Penelope Pitstop falls for Dickk Dastardly's little red riding hood scheme.
7.67 
#18 - Oils Well That Ends Well
Season 1 - Episode 20
The next race sees the racers wending their wacky way westward from Oilcan, Oklahoma to Greasegun, Texas.
7.60 
#19 - Dash to Delaware
Season 1 - Episode 26
Through the valley and over the dale, the Wacky Racers hit the trail to far off Wott-Will, Delaware. Dick Dastardly sprays cake icing on the road in front of a bakery. Penelope Pitstop and Peter Perfect's cars slide into the bakery, and Penelope and Peter end up dressed as a bride and groom on top of a big wedding cake.
7.60 
#20 - Scout Scatter
Season 1 - Episode 9
The Anthill Mob disguises themselves as Wood Scouts to evade the police.
7.56 
#21 - Traffic Jambalaya
Season 1 - Episode 14
While headed towards Shinsplint, LO, Dick Dastardly convinces the racers there is a tame gorilla on the loose and a $50,000 reward for his safe return. But the racer find an untame bear instead of a gorilla.
7.50 
#22 - Rhode Island Road Race
Season 1 - Episode 17
Dick Dastardly desperatedly tries to win this race and almost does. He tries a construction site detour, Subway station, Hot sauce, and expanding his wheels.
7.50 
#23 - The Wrong Lumber Race
Season 1 - Episode 16
Dick Dastardly uses trees, logs, and saws to win the race.
7.50 
#24 - Hot Race at Chillicothe
Season 1 - Episode 15
Heading to Chillicothe, OH, Dick Dastardly steals a Police car. The Anthill Mob disguises themselves as a little league baseball team and play Baseball against Dick Dastardly and Muttley.
7.44 
#25 - By Roller Coaster to Upsan Downs
Season 1 - Episode 11
Dick Dastardly leads the racers into an abandoned amusement park on their way to Upsan Downs.
7.44