The BEST episodes of Car 54, Where Are You?
Every episode of Car 54, Where Are You? ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Car 54, Where Are You?!
Car 54, Where Are You? features the misadventures of two of New York's finest in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Gunther Toody, a short, stocky and dim-witted henpecked husband, is partnered with Francis Muldoon, a tall, lanky and smart bachelor.
#1 - Boom, Boom, Boom
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/14/1962
The men of the 53rd compete in a barbershop-quartet competition.
#3 - I've Been Here Before
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/10/1963
A group of criminals commit crimes based on a television show, but Toody, who has seen the show, counters their moves.
#4 - How High Is Up?
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/4/1962
The men of the 53rd fret over a new inspector's rigid adherence to height and weight limits.
#10 - Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/27/1963
Toody and Muldoon and are assigned to guard a visiting Russian official.
#12 - Quiet! We're Thinking
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/8/1962
Toody's 11-year-old nephew solves a series of crimes.
#13 - Something Nice for Sol
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/1961
The men of the 53rd allow Toody to select a gift for Sgt. Abrams.
#14 - One Sleepy People
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/1962
A movie on television causes Lucille and Muldoon to get the wrong idea about each other.
#16 - The Star Boarder
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/10/1963
The Toodys take on a boarder to earn some extra money.
#17 - Change Your Partners
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/1961
Toody and Muldoon have been partners for nine years but are separated and miss each other.
#21 - Today I Am a Man
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/4/1962
Sick of his milquetoast reputation, Muldoon is determined to change his perception.
#22 - Muldoon's Star
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/1961
The Muldoons play host to a blonde bombshell.
#23 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/9/1962
When the men of the 53rd purchase a large group of tickets for an off-Broadway show, rumors fly that the play is obscene.
#24 - Lucille Is 40
Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/24/1963
With Lucille turning 40, Toody plans to give her a wig, buy Sylvia Schanuser's nosiness causes Lucille to suspect that Toody is cheating on her.
#25 - The Biggest Day of the Year
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/1963
After Toody mentions that it is an important day, the men panic because no one can remember the occasion.