The BEST episodes of Car 54, Where Are You?
Every episode of Car 54, Where Are You? ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Car 54, Where Are You?!
Car 54, Where Are You? features the misadventures of two of New York's finest in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Gunther Toody, a short, stocky and dim-witted henpecked husband, is partnered with Francis Muldoon, a tall, lanky and smart bachelor.
#1 - Something Nice for Sol
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/1961
The men of the 53rd allow Toody to select a gift for Sgt. Abrams.
#2 - Who's for Swordfish?
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/1961
Toody and Muldoon go to great lengths for a chance to fish on a luxury cruiser.
#3 - Je T'Adore Muldoon
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/30/1962
When the men try to boost Muldoon's confidence, he becomes an egomaniac.
#4 - One Sleepy People
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/1962
A movie on television causes Lucille and Muldoon to get the wrong idea about each other.
#5 - Stop Thief
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/16/1962
After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon mistakenly believe that he is a kleptomaniac.
#6 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/9/1962
When the men of the 53rd purchase a large group of tickets for an off-Broadway show, rumors fly that the play is obscene.
#7 - Pretzel Mary
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/2/1962
The men replace a woman's shoddy furniture, not realizing that it a great deal of money is hidden within.
#8 - A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/25/1962
Sylvia Schnauser's love of cookies lands her a gig in a commercial.
#9 - I Hate Captain Block
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/1962
While minding Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say "I Hate Captain Block".
#10 - Toody Undercover
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/1962
Working undercover, Toody gains the trust of a gang of bank robbers.
#11 - That's Show Business
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/1962
The men invest in a Broadway play, not realizing that it is a protest against police brutality.
#12 - Remember St. Petersburg
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/1962
Mistakenly believing that Schnauser is an exiled Russian count, a band of phony spiritualists try to cash in.
#13 - Occupancy, August 1st
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/21/1962
Mrs. Bronson moves in to an apartment that is still under construction.
#14 - Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/1962
Mitch Miller tries to give the 53rd precinct a chance to sing on his TV show, but Toody has the only bass voice.
#15 - Schnauser's Last Ride
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/1962
In a flashback, Muldoon explains how Schnauser was moved from patrol on horseback to a squad car 12 years earlier.
#16 - A Man Is Not an Ox
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/1962
Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time with identical symptoms.
#17 - The Curse of the Snitkins
Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/14/1963
Desperate for extra men, Capt. Block transfers an officer to his precinct who brings bad fortune wherever he goes.
#18 - The White Elephant
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/6/1963
Toody and Muldoon inadvertently prevent a group of crooks from committing a crime.
#19 - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/13/1963
Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy-store business but he again finds trouble.
#20 - The Presidential Itch
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/1963
Toody and Muldoon run against each other for the position of president of the Brotherhood Club.
#21 - Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/27/1963
Toody and Muldoon and are assigned to guard a visiting Russian official.
#22 - Here We Go Again
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/1963
Muldoon discovers the truth about the legend of how his father cracked a major case.
#23 - The Star Boarder
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/10/1963
The Toodys take on a boarder to earn some extra money.
#24 - The Biggest Day of the Year
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/1963
After Toody mentions that it is an important day, the men panic because no one can remember the occasion.
#25 - Here Comes Charlie
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/24/1963
The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.