The BEST episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? season 2
Every episode of Car 54, Where Are You? season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? season 2!
Car 54, Where Are You? features the misadventures of two of New York's finest in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Gunther Toody, a short, stocky and dim-witted henpecked husband, is partnered with Francis Muldoon, a tall, lanky and smart bachelor.
#1 - The White Elephant
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/6/1963
Toody and Muldoon inadvertently prevent a group of crooks from committing a crime.
#2 - The Curse of the Snitkins
Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/14/1963
Desperate for extra men, Capt. Block transfers an officer to his precinct who brings bad fortune wherever he goes.
#3 - Puncher and Judy
Season 2 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/7/1963
Toody and Muldoon try to convince a woman's hairdresser boyfriend to quit the boxing ring.
#4 - The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 3/31/1963
Sylvia Schnauser acts a decoy to rid the city of dishonest con artists posing as book publishers.
#5 - Lucille Is 40
Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/24/1963
With Lucille turning 40, Toody plans to give her a wig, buy Sylvia Schanuser's nosiness causes Lucille to suspect that Toody is cheating on her.
#6 - Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/17/1963
Mrs. Bronson opens a marriage brokerage that fraudulently promises that clients can wed movie stars.
#7 - I've Been Here Before
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/10/1963
A group of criminals commit crimes based on a television show, but Toody, who has seen the show, counters their moves.
#8 - See You at the Bar Mitzvah
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/3/1963
Toody and Muldoon try to make the bar mitzvah of a cruel landlord's son a success.
#9 - Here Comes Charlie
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/24/1963
The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.
#10 - The Biggest Day of the Year
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/1963
After Toody mentions that it is an important day, the men panic because no one can remember the occasion.
#11 - The Star Boarder
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/10/1963
The Toodys take on a boarder to earn some extra money.
#12 - Here We Go Again
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/1963
Muldoon discovers the truth about the legend of how his father cracked a major case.
#13 - Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/27/1963
Toody and Muldoon and are assigned to guard a visiting Russian official.
#14 - The Presidential Itch
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/1963
Toody and Muldoon run against each other for the position of president of the Brotherhood Club.
#15 - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/13/1963
Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy-store business but he again finds trouble.
#16 - Hail to the Chief
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/1962
Muldoon is overcome with nerves at the prospect of transporting the president.
#17 - Je T'Adore Muldoon
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/30/1962
When the men try to boost Muldoon's confidence, he becomes an egomaniac.
#18 - Stop Thief
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/16/1962
After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon mistakenly believe that he is a kleptomaniac.
#19 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/9/1962
When the men of the 53rd purchase a large group of tickets for an off-Broadway show, rumors fly that the play is obscene.
#20 - Pretzel Mary
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/2/1962
The men replace a woman's shoddy furniture, not realizing that it a great deal of money is hidden within.
#21 - A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/25/1962
Sylvia Schnauser's love of cookies lands her a gig in a commercial.
#22 - I Hate Captain Block
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/1962
While minding Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say "I Hate Captain Block".
#23 - Toody Undercover
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/1962
Working undercover, Toody gains the trust of a gang of bank robbers.
#24 - That's Show Business
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/1962
The men invest in a Broadway play, not realizing that it is a protest against police brutality.
#25 - Remember St. Petersburg
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/1962
Mistakenly believing that Schnauser is an exiled Russian count, a band of phony spiritualists try to cash in.