The BEST episodes written by Nat Hiken
#1 - Bilko and the Beast
The Phil Silvers Show - Season 1 - Episode 28
When a new drill sergeant known as "The Beast" takes over at Fort Baxter Bilko and the platoon come up with a scheme to get rid of him
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#2 - Miss America
The Phil Silvers Show - Season 1 - Episode 24
When Bilko asks for pictures of the platoons girlfriends Pvt Honnagar shows them a photo of a beautiful girl taken years ago. they think it is his girl but they have a surprise in store
#3 - Boom, Boom, Boom
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 17
The men of the 53rd compete in a barbershop-quartet competition.
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#4 - The Big Scandal
The Phil Silvers Show - Season 2 - Episode 32
Bilko tries to hypnotize Ritzik, but it's Doberman who falls under the influence and he tells the Colonel's wife that he loves her
#5 - New Recruits
The Phil Silvers Show - Season 1 - Episode 1
During a poker game the other sergeants cheat and clean Bilko out of his bankroll so he has to look around for some more money. Just when it looks like he will miss out a new squad of rookies arrive for basic training. With a new source of cash the platoon think he can get back into the game but Bilko's conscience will not let him.
#6 - How High Is Up?
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 20
The men of the 53rd fret over a new inspector's rigid adherence to height and weight limits.
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#7 - A Man Is Not an Ox
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 3
Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time with identical symptoms.
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#8 - Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 19
Toody and Muldoon and are assigned to guard a visiting Russian official.
#9 - Something Nice for Sol
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 2
The men of the 53rd allow Toody to select a gift for Sgt. Abrams.
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#10 - Bilko's Merry Widow
The Phil Silvers Show - Season 3 - Episode 1
Bilko borrows the Platoon Welfare Fund to bet on a horse that loses. When he reads about a $500 bonus to anyone who can stage a professional musical in Roseville Bilko decides to take on the challenge.
#11 - Change Your Partners
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 4
Toody and Muldoon have been partners for nine years but are separated and miss each other.
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#12 - Today I Am a Man
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 24
Sick of his milquetoast reputation, Muldoon is determined to change his perception.
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#13 - The Auction
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 28
Toody and Muldoon search for a unique chair for Capt. Block's anniversary.
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#14 - Muldoon's Star
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 6
The Muldoons play host to a blonde bombshell.
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#15 - Home Sweet Sing Sing
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 3
Toody and his wife allow a former convict to live with them, but he is only comfortable in a prison environment.
#16 - I Won't Go
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 5
An old lady evades eviction from a condemned apartment by charming the men who try to remove her.
#17 - Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 14
Muldoon unwittingly robs a bank while trying to nab the real thief.
#18 - Who's for Swordfish?
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 1
Toody and Muldoon go to great lengths for a chance to fish on a luxury cruiser.
#19 - The Taming of Lucille
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 12
Lucille's sudden submissiveness quickly loses its charm for Toody.
#20 - The Sacrifice
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 16
Toody tries to make a sacrifice so that Muldoon can be promoted.
#21 - Toody and Muldoon Crack Down
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 18
Toody and Muldoon are forced to enforce the law in their district, but the plan backfires.
#22 - Gypsy Curse
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 9
When Toody goes undercover to expose a dishonest gypsy, he believes that her curse is real.
#23 - Thirty Days Notice
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 10
After Toody plays tough with the landlord, he is unable to find a new apartment.
#24 - Toody's Paradise
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 19
Lucille mistakes Toody's undercover assignment for an extramarital affair.
#25 - The White Elephant
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 16
Toody and Muldoon inadvertently prevent a group of crooks from committing a crime.
#26 - The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 28
Sylvia Schnauser acts a decoy to rid the city of dishonest con artists posing as book publishers.
#27 - Put It in the Bank
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 13
Toody plays the stock market with the officers' funds.
#28 - Catch Me on the Paar Show
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 11
Toody becomes a comic sensation after another officer flops on Jack Paar's talk show.
#29 - Puncher and Judy
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 29
Toody and Muldoon try to convince a woman's hairdresser boyfriend to quit the boxing ring.
#30 - Here Comes Charlie
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 23
The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.
#31 - Paint Job
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 7
Toody and Muldoon try to nab a group of car thieves but lose their squad car in the process.
#32 - Love Finds Muldoon
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 8
Lucille plays matchmaker for Muldoon and an old friend.
#33 - The Curse of the Snitkins
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2 - Episode 30
Desperate for extra men, Capt. Block transfers an officer to his precinct who brings bad fortune wherever he goes.
#34 - Christmas at the 53rd
Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1 - Episode 15
The men perform in a special Christmas program for friends and family.