The BEST episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? season 1
Every episode of Car 54, Where Are You? season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? season 1!
Car 54, Where Are You? features the misadventures of two of New York's finest in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Gunther Toody, a short, stocky and dim-witted henpecked husband, is partnered with Francis Muldoon, a tall, lanky and smart bachelor.
#1 - Something Nice for Sol
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/1961
The men of the 53rd allow Toody to select a gift for Sgt. Abrams.
#2 - Who's for Swordfish?
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/1961
Toody and Muldoon go to great lengths for a chance to fish on a luxury cruiser.
#3 - I Love Lucille
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/22/1962
Lucille dyes her hair blond and Toody goes overboard with excitement.
#4 - Quiet! We're Thinking
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/8/1962
Toody's 11-year-old nephew solves a series of crimes.
#5 - The Auction
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/1/1962
Toody and Muldoon search for a unique chair for Capt. Block's anniversary.
#6 - The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/25/1962
Sylvia Schnauser is upset that she had been married by a judge and wants to make it real.
#7 - The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/18/1962
A feared temporary replacement for Capt. Block is actually a pussycat.
#8 - No More Pickpockets
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/11/1962
Toody is assigned to nab pickpockets at Yankee Stadium but ends up being arrested.
#9 - Today I Am a Man
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/4/1962
Sick of his milquetoast reputation, Muldoon is determined to change his perception.
#10 - How Smart Can You Get?
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/25/1962
Muldoon's intellectual conversations with a new trainee lead Toody to study from an encyclopedia.
#11 - What Happened to Thursday?
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/18/1962
Toody and Muldoon try to trick Leo into believing that it is Friday to avoid the weekly fight at the Schnauser home.
#12 - Toody and the Art World
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/11/1962
Toody tries to recover a painting given to him by an eccentric artist after learning its value.
#13 - How High Is Up?
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/4/1962
The men of the 53rd fret over a new inspector's rigid adherence to height and weight limits.
#14 - Toody's Paradise
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/28/1962
Lucille mistakes Toody's undercover assignment for an extramarital affair.
#15 - Toody and Muldoon Crack Down
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/21/1962
Toody and Muldoon are forced to enforce the law in their district, but the plan backfires.
#16 - Boom, Boom, Boom
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/14/1962
The men of the 53rd compete in a barbershop-quartet competition.
#17 - The Sacrifice
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/7/1962
Toody tries to make a sacrifice so that Muldoon can be promoted.
#18 - Christmas at the 53rd
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/24/1961
The men perform in a special Christmas program for friends and family.
#19 - Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/17/1961
Muldoon unwittingly robs a bank while trying to nab the real thief.
#20 - Put It in the Bank
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/10/1961
Toody plays the stock market with the officers' funds.
#21 - The Taming of Lucille
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/3/1961
Lucille's sudden submissiveness quickly loses its charm for Toody.
#22 - Catch Me on the Paar Show
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/26/1961
Toody becomes a comic sensation after another officer flops on Jack Paar's talk show.
#23 - Thirty Days Notice
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/19/1961
After Toody plays tough with the landlord, he is unable to find a new apartment.
#24 - Gypsy Curse
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/12/1961
When Toody goes undercover to expose a dishonest gypsy, he believes that her curse is real.
