Crazy true stories. Crazy funny comics. This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real life experiences always make the best material.
Ari Shaffir does all the wrongest things at a strip club.
Ari Shaffir tells yet another story about his misadventures with Bobby Lee.
Tom Segura's first Thanksgiving back from college goes terribly wrong.
Henry Rollins and Dan Cummins join host Ari Shaffir to share stories about their psychedelic experiences.
Sean Flannery narrowly survives a bad fall, Russell Peters performs for a Saudi prince, and Bert Kreischer gets involved in a sex show.
Jim Breuer reminisces about prank calling his workplace, Kurt Metzger talks about growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and Ari tells a story about a dog with peculiar tastes.
Roy Wood Jr. debunks a myth about Rod Stewart, Kathleen Madigan sniffs out a scam in Paris, and Bret Ernst's mom meddles in his sex life several different ways.
Talib Kweli, Rob Christensen and Harland Williams bare their souls and talk about summoning the courage to brave the unknown.
In the Season 3 premiere, Ari Shaffir recalls the unusual way he started a fight with a friend, while Sal Vulcano discusses a dumb prank that backfired.
On a trip to Oktoberfest, Jon manages to completely lose his trousers.
Comics Sean Patton and Joey Diaz join host Ari Shaffir for a night of stories about karmic retribution.
Joey Diaz has to handle business Jersey style.
Ari Shaffir welcomes comedians Tom Papa, Steve Simeone and Gastor Almonte to tell stories about their families.
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Artie Lange scores cocaine while dressed as a pig, Randall Park reluctantly returns to his middle school, and Steve Simeone performs for gang members.
Kyle Kinane almost goes out in the most disappointing way possible.
Kumail Nanjiani comes up with a three-step plan to become one of the cool kids at his high school.
Pete Carboni and Joey Diaz share stories about the importance of friendship.
Cristela Alonzo, Joe Rogan and Tom Segura recall their worst traveling experiences.
Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.
Maria Bamford, Andrew W.K. and Al Jackson recall extremely stressful times.
Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice," Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.
Joe Rogan finds some down-home entertainment.
Ari Shaffir hosts Tom Papa, Ralphie May and Rob Corddry as they tell stories about the people they know best: their families.
Jay Oakerson becomes a man, Julian McCullough talks about buttery fly tears, and Bobby Lee looks like Pikachu with diabetes.
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