The BEST episodes of This Is Not Happening
Every episode of This Is Not Happening ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of This Is Not Happening!
Crazy true stories. Crazy funny comics. This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real life experiences always make the best material.
#1 - Ari Shaffir Visits a Strip Club
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/27/2013
Ari Shaffir does all the wrongest things at a strip club.
#2 - Brain on Drugs
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2015
Keegan-Michael Key and Bobby Lee join host Ari Shaffir for a night of the wildest drug stories ever told.
#3 - Nostalgia
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/6/2016
Artie Lange scores cocaine while dressed as a pig, Randall Park reluctantly returns to his middle school, and Steve Simeone performs for gang members.
#4 - Friendship
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/19/2015
Pete Carboni and Joey Diaz share stories about the importance of friendship.
#5 - Battle
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/29/2015
Ari Shaffir enlists comedians Bert Kreischer, Paul Scheer and Ali Siddiq to tell stories about their most epic battles.
#6 - The Law
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/10/2016
Comics Louie Anderson, Liza Treyger and Bonnie McFarlane open up about their troubling brushes with the law.
#7 - Kyle Kinane Almost Gets Killed
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/2/2013
Kyle Kinane almost goes out in the most disappointing way possible.
#8 - Jon Huck Loses His Pants
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/16/2013
On a trip to Oktoberfest, Jon manages to completely lose his trousers.
#9 - Psychedelia
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/23/2016
Henry Rollins and Dan Cummins join host Ari Shaffir to share stories about their psychedelic experiences.
#10 - Tom Segura Overdoses
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/30/2013
Tom Segura's first Thanksgiving back from college goes terribly wrong.
#11 - Romance
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2015
Big Jay Oakerson, Iliza Shlesinger and Barry Rothbart join host Ari Shaffir to reveal sordid tales of romance.
#13 - Joey Diaz's Mom Starts A Fight
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/10/2013
Joey Diaz has to handle business Jersey style.
#14 - Travel
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/12/2015
Cristela Alonzo, Joe Rogan and Tom Segura recall their worst traveling experiences.
#15 - Kumail Nanjiani Tries Hard to Be Cool
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/4/2014
Kumail Nanjiani comes up with a three-step plan to become one of the cool kids at his high school.
#16 - Ari Shaffir Goes to Tijuana with Bobby Lee
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/11/2014
Ari Shaffir experiences the rite of passage that every L.A. comic must endure: a trip to Mexico with Bobby Lee.
#17 - Crime
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/2/2016
Jim Breuer reminisces about prank calling his workplace, Kurt Metzger talks about growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and Ari tells a story about a dog with peculiar tastes.
#18 - Romance
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2016
Kate Willett describes a sexual encounter at Burning Man, Kyle Kinane recalls an unromantic liaison with a teacher, and Nick Swardson tells the story of an accidental orgy.
#19 - Joe Rogan Meets A Crazy Stripper
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/19/2013
Joe Rogan finds some down-home entertainment.
#20 - Emergency
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/26/2015
Steve Rannazzisi, Marc Maron and Ms. Pat share stories about emergency situations.
#21 - Panic
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/28/2016
Maria Bamford, Andrew W.K. and Al Jackson recall extremely stressful times.
#24 - Melee
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/23/2016
Al Madrigal describes performing in front of a rough audience, Joe DeRosa unleashes his volatile temper, and Felipe Esparza recalls his youth as a reluctant gangster.