The BEST episodes of Weeds
Every episode of Weeds ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Weeds!
Is the grass really greener on the other side? Yes, and it smells better, too! So when Nancy Botwin faces both sudden widowhood and poverty, she's determined to do anything to keep her kids in suburbia, including taking a job as the neighborhood pot dealer.
#1 - It's Time (2)
Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/16/2012
At Stevie's bar mitzvah, friends and family gather and Nancy tries to reconnect with her estranged loved ones.
#2 - It's Time (1)
Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/16/2012
It's the Weeds one-hour series finale. The Botwins (and Doug!) are at a crossroads. How will it all end?
#3 - Pittsburgh
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/30/2006
Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of life. One of sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.
#4 - Theoretical Love is Not Dead
Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/15/2010
In the season 6 finale, Nancy must free herself from the grip of Esteban in order to escape the country along with her family. At the airport, Andy attempts to calm the nerves of Shane and Warren. Meanwhile, Silas must decide whether to stay with Lars or leave with the Botwins.
#5 - Go
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/19/2007
As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.
#6 - The Godmother
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/10/2005
Isabelle experiments, Andy gets drafted, Peter may not be who Nancy thinks he is, Silas gets high, and Nancy cuts out the middleman.
#7 - Synthetics
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/15/2011
Nancy's former cellmate Zoya shows up and complicates things between Nancy and her supplier; Silas and Andy bang heads over how to best utilize the bike shop; and Shane's internship provides him with some surprising lessons.
#8 - All About My Mom
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/31/2009
Nancy learns of Esteban's fate and takes action to preserve her own. Andy makes a big change in his life. Dean, Doug and Celia find common ground. Silas helps Adelita with a disturbing medical issue.
#9 - Do Her/Don't Do Her
Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/2011
In the Season 7 finale, Silas turns the tables on Nancy, as Shane makes one last attempt to keep her out of harm's way and the clutches of Detective Ouellette. Meanwhile, back on Wall Street, Doug schemes to keep his hedge-fund scam alive.
#10 - Boomerang
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/20/2010
The Botwins' flight continues after a parking violation and Doug gets into a hostage situation.
#11 - Only Judy Can Judge
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/22/2012
Nancy plans a family dinner while tending to her pot business. Andy and Jill agree to watch over Stevie throughout the day. Silas befriends a local pot grower, while Shane invites Angela, his classmate, over for family dinner. Back at the house, Doug makes enemies with the neighbour's dog.
#12 - God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise
Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/9/2012
Nancy, Andy, and Silas take a trip. Shane is busted for stealing property off the impound lot. Doug gives up on his charity and decides to pursue a bigger, more lucrative scheme.
#13 - Fran Tarkenton
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/8/2010
Nancy has a tense, one-on-one, sit-down interview with Vaughn. Andy, Shane and Warren to get more cash plus passports they'll need for the family to enter Europe. Silas continues to wrestle with the fact that Lars may be his father. Meanwhile, Doug returns to Agrestic to locate his passport.
#14 - Cats! Cats! Cats!
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/22/2011
Nancy and Andy try to put the brakes on Zoya's attempt to take over the bike shop; Silas has an encounter with some local rival dealers; and Doug must do some business with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
#15 - If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/15/2008
The DEA brings Nancy in for questioning and then she must explain things to Esteban. Celia travels deep into Mexico to make amends with estranged daughter Quinn. Meanwhile, Silas meets Lisa's ex-husband and Doug finds a reason to live. Nancy makes a shocking revelation to Esteban.
#16 - The Three Coolers
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/7/2008
After Bubbie's death, the entire Botwin family sits shiva (the Jewish period of mourning) for seven days. After shiva, Nancy is sent on a mission and takes Andy along with her. Now that shiva is over and Bubbie is gone, Lenny decides to sell the house. Meanwhile, Celia continues her flirtation with Captain Till, and Doug finds refuge with the Botwins.
#17 - Excellent Treasures
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/21/2008
Nancy follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop and sees something she shouldn't at the other end. Dean takes a new job, leaving Isabelle to live with Celia. Meanwhile, Silas flirts with Lisa, and Doug falls in love with a vision of beauty who washes up on the beach.
#18 - A Beam of Sunshine
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/8/2012
Nancy recovers from her bullet wound, and makes a few friends (and enemies) during her stay at the hospital. Back at the house, a romantic Andy and Jill are interrupted by Jill's husband. Silas maintains an unconventional affair with Kiku, while Shane makes new friends at the police academy. Meanwhile, Doug and Whit are pitches new business ideas.
#19 - No Man is Pudding
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/14/2008
Guillermo gives Nancy a new job and she soon finds working retail isn't as mundane as it appears on the surface. Celia's deal with Captain Till brings her dangerously close to the action. Meanwhile, having been left in the desert by Nancy, Andy finds himself with a pack of immigrants and a very unfriendly Coyote. Back at home, the boys battle an infestation of bees.
#20 - See Blue and Smell Cheese and Die
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/15/2012
Nancy and Silas chase after Shane, who has discovered the identity of Nancy's shooter. Andy attempts to bond with Jill's daughters via Roller Derby. Doug and Whit come up with a new plan after being fired from the hedge fund.
#21 - Five Miles From Yetzer Hara
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/19/2012
Nancy gets promoted and takes on new responsibilities. Silas and Shane both start their new jobs. Doug recruits homeless people in an attempt to legitimize his scam shirty, while Jill breaks some upsetting news to Andy.
#22 - Allosaurus Crush Castle
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/5/2012
Nancy is ready to get her life back on track, and starts anew with a job search. Jill drops a bomb on Andy and Doug. Silas must track down the location of his stolen plants. Shane uses his superior intellect to make some extra cash at the police academy.
#23 - A Shoe for a Shoe
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/27/2010
Nancy brings her son back while Andy and Silas wait in a diner.
#24 - Threshold
Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/2/2012
Nancy meets Rabbi Dave's friends during an awkward Shabbos dinner. Andy brings home a very special guest to meet the family. Silas prepares for his new business venture. Shane and Angela attempt to retrieve some stolen property. Meanwhile, Doug's homeless group threatens to leave him if he doesn't begin catering to their needs.
#25 - A Yippity Sippity
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/30/2010
Nancy becomes a scab labor in a Seattle hotel while Shane looks after Stevie and Doug goes back to Ren Mar