The BEST Episodes of Weeds
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Mar 25, 2020
Is the grass really greener on the other side? Yes, and it smells better, too! So when Nancy Botwin (Golden Globe winner Mary-Louise Parker) faces both sudden widowhood and poverty, she's determined to do anything to keep her kids in suburbia, including taking a job as the neighborhood pot dealer. Subversive, satirical and hilarious, the first season of this groundbreaking Showtime hit is guaranteed to spark laughter!
#1 - It's Time (2)
Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired Sep 16, 2012
At Stevie's bar mitzvah, friends and family gather and Nancy tries to reconnect with her estranged loved ones.
#2 - Pittsburgh
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Oct 30, 2006
Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of life. One of sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.
#3 - Theoretical Love is Not Dead
Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 15, 2010
In the season 6 finale, Nancy must free herself from the grip of Esteban in order to escape the country along with her family. At the airport, Andy attempts to calm the nerves of Shane and Warren. Meanwhile, Silas must decide whether to stay with Lars or leave with the Botwins.
#4 - It's Time (1)
Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired Sep 16, 2012
It's the Weeds one-hour series finale. The Botwins (and Doug!) are at a crossroads. How will it all end?
#5 - The Godmother
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 10, 2005
Isabelle experiments, Andy gets drafted, Peter may not be who Nancy thinks he is, Silas gets high, and Nancy cuts out the middleman.
#6 - Synthetics
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 15, 2011
Nancy's former cellmate Zoya shows up and complicates things between Nancy and her supplier; Silas and Andy bang heads over how to best utilize the bike shop; and Shane's internship provides him with some surprising lessons.
#7 - Go
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired Nov 19, 2007
As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.
#8 - All About My Mom
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired Aug 31, 2009
Nancy learns of Esteban's fate and takes action to preserve her own. Andy makes a big change in his life. Dean, Doug and Celia find common ground. Silas helps Adelita with a disturbing medical issue.
#9 - Only Judy Can Judge
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired Jul 22, 2012
Nancy plans a family dinner while tending to her pot business. Andy and Jill agree to watch over Stevie throughout the day. Silas befriends a local pot grower, while Shane invites Angela, his classmate, over for family dinner. Back at the house, Doug makes enemies with the neighbour's dog.
#10 - Do Her/Don't Do Her
Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired Sep 26, 2011
In the Season 7 finale, Silas turns the tables on Nancy, as Shane makes one last attempt to keep her out of harm's way and the clutches of Detective Ouellette. Meanwhile, back on Wall Street, Doug schemes to keep his hedge-fund scam alive.
#11 - Boomerang
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 20, 2010
The Botwins' flight continues after a parking violation and Doug gets into a hostage situation.
#12 - God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise
Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired Sep 9, 2012
Nancy, Andy, and Silas take a trip. Shane is busted for stealing property off the impound lot. Doug gives up on his charity and decides to pursue a bigger, more lucrative scheme.
#13 - If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired Sep 15, 2008
The DEA brings Nancy in for questioning and then she must explain things to Esteban. Celia travels deep into Mexico to make amends with estranged daughter Quinn. Meanwhile, Silas meets Lisa's ex-husband and Doug finds a reason to live. Nancy makes a shocking revelation to Esteban.
#14 - Allosaurus Crush Castle
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 5, 2012
Nancy is ready to get her life back on track, and starts anew with a job search. Jill drops a bomb on Andy and Doug. Silas must track down the location of his stolen plants. Shane uses his superior intellect to make some extra cash at the police academy.
#15 - See Blue and Smell Cheese and Die
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 15, 2012
Nancy and Silas chase after Shane, who has discovered the identity of Nancy's shooter. Andy attempts to bond with Jill's daughters via Roller Derby. Doug and Whit come up with a new plan after being fired from the hedge fund.
#16 - A Beam of Sunshine
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 8, 2012
Nancy recovers from her bullet wound, and makes a few friends (and enemies) during her stay at the hospital. Back at the house, a romantic Andy and Jill are interrupted by Jill's husband. Silas maintains an unconventional affair with Kiku, while Shane makes new friends at the police academy. Meanwhile, Doug and Whit are pitches new business ideas.
#17 - Cats! Cats! Cats!
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 22, 2011
Nancy and Andy try to put the brakes on Zoya's attempt to take over the bike shop; Silas has an encounter with some local rival dealers; and Doug must do some business with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
#18 - Fran Tarkenton
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 8, 2010
Nancy has a tense, one-on-one, sit-down interview with Vaughn. Andy, Shane and Warren to get more cash plus passports they'll need for the family to enter Europe. Silas continues to wrestle with the fact that Lars may be his father. Meanwhile, Doug returns to Agrestic to locate his passport.
#19 - Five Miles From Yetzer Hara
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 19, 2012
Nancy gets promoted and takes on new responsibilities. Silas and Shane both start their new jobs. Doug recruits homeless people in an attempt to legitimize his scam shirty, while Jill breaks some upsetting news to Andy.
#20 - No Man is Pudding
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 14, 2008
Guillermo gives Nancy a new job and she soon finds working retail isn't as mundane as it appears on the surface. Celia's deal with Captain Till brings her dangerously close to the action. Meanwhile, having been left in the desert by Nancy, Andy finds himself with a pack of immigrants and a very unfriendly Coyote. Back at home, the boys battle an infestation of bees.
#21 - The Three Coolers
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Jul 7, 2008
After Bubbie's death, the entire Botwin family sits shiva (the Jewish period of mourning) for seven days. After shiva, Nancy is sent on a mission and takes Andy along with her. Now that shiva is over and Bubbie is gone, Lenny decides to sell the house. Meanwhile, Celia continues her flirtation with Captain Till, and Doug finds refuge with the Botwins.
#22 - Excellent Treasures
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 21, 2008
Nancy follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop and sees something she shouldn't at the other end. Dean takes a new job, leaving Isabelle to live with Celia. Meanwhile, Silas flirts with Lisa, and Doug falls in love with a vision of beauty who washes up on the beach.
#23 - Unfreeze
Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 12, 2012
Nancy and Silas start their new, legit and highly competitive jobs. After graduating from the police academy, Shane gets an assignment. Andy seeks employment at the local Jewish temple. Meanwhile, Doug's reckless spending comes to a complete halt.
#24 - A Pool and His Money
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 20, 2007
Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.
#25 - Cooking with Jesus
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 21, 2006
Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying to get into rabbinical school by writing an essay on what being Jewish means to him. And Silas deals with Megan's acceptance to Princeton in his own unique way.