The BEST episodes of Weeds season 2

Every episode of Weeds season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Weeds season 2!

Is the grass really greener on the other side? Yes, and it smells better, too! So when Nancy Botwin faces both sudden widowhood and poverty, she's determined to do anything to keep her kids in suburbia, including taking a job as the neighborhood pot dealer.

Last Updated: 11/2/2024Network: Paramount+ with ShowtimeStatus: Ended
Pittsburgh
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8.04
1792 votes

#1 - Pittsburgh

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/30/2006

Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of life. One of sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.

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Cooking with Jesus
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7.69
1854 votes

#2 - Cooking with Jesus

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/21/2006

Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying to get into rabbinical school by writing an essay on what being Jewish means to him. And Silas deals with Megan's acceptance to Princeton in his own unique way.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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Yeah, Like Tomatoes
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7.65
1711 votes

#3 - Yeah, Like Tomatoes

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/23/2006

Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convinving threat. Nancy looks to other people in the business for help. Kat's got a secret and Shane's girlfriend doesn't like her. Heylia has a plan.

Directors: Craig Zisk
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Last Tango in Agrestic
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7.59
1896 votes

#4 - Last Tango in Agrestic

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/28/2006

While Nancy is trying to figure out what do with Peter, she comes home to problems of plumbing that are related to Shane and his arrival into puberty. Celia enrolls Isabelle in boot camp and ends up getting sucked into it herself. Heylia is interested in a Nation of Islam member and his bean pies.

Directors: Bryan Gordon
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Bash
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7.56
1769 votes

#5 - Bash

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/9/2006

Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday.

Writer: Rinne Groff
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Must Find Toes
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7.54
1838 votes

#6 - Must Find Toes

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/25/2006

It's election day and the votes are being cast by friend and foe alike. Andy loses some of his toes at the grow house. Nancy tries to make peace with Conrad. She also has to deal with the romance or lack thereof in both of her sons lives. Doug and Celia are having problems in their respective marriages to Dana and Dean.

Directors: Chris Long
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Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood
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7.52
1875 votes

#7 - Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/11/2006

Isabelle is auditioning for the Huskeroo ads afterall. Once Celia sees that Isabelle has an opportunity to go national she may change her mind about Isabelle's involvement. Celia is still campaigning and is starting to wonder what Nancy does during all of her "free time" as a widowed housewife. Conrad lays out the details of the operations of their Armenian neighbors and Nancy comes up with a plan. Silas may have more to deal with than a baby on the way. Shane finally starts to fit in at school. Heylia prepares for her first date with Joseph.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Rolin Jones
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MILF Money
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7.50
1769 votes

#8 - MILF Money

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/2/2006

Conrad and Nancy take their product to be tested in the market. They run into some upscale clients on the way. Celia tries to get Dean to help her with a speech that she must give in front of some kids as the new City Councilwoman. Celia wants to close a dog park. Nancy goes to invest some of her cash in jewelry. Heylia finds out that Nancy and Conrad are working together on their own seperate venture and she lets them know that she knows.

Directors: Craig Zisk
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Mile Deep and a Foot Wide
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7.49
1781 votes

#9 - Mile Deep and a Foot Wide

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/16/2006

Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Rolin Jones
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Crush Girl Love Panic
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7.49
1882 votes

#10 - Crush Girl Love Panic

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/18/2006

Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the grow houses. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia gets in the way when Isabelle goes to shoot her Huskeroos commercial. Isabelle talks to Doug about something she doesn't want her mother to know about. Nancy has a surprise for the men in her life.

Directors: Tucker Gates
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A.K.A. The Plant
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7.47
2006 votes

#11 - A.K.A. The Plant

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/4/2006

Nancy takes on an alias to help Conrad set up the grow house. Isabelle get approached to be a model. Interesting things happen to Celia while she's on the campaign trail. Shane makes an attempt to fit in at his school. Andy takes Shane to a massage parlor. Shane gets a surprise and Silas has one as well.

Directors: Lev L. Spiro
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Corn Snake
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7.43
1882 votes

#12 - Corn Snake

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/14/2006

After repeatedly having her suggestions ignored by the likes of Doug Wilson and having an eye-opening car accident Celia decides to run for city council. Nancy tries to break things off with Peter because her life is currently too illegal to be dating the DEA. Things gets even more hectic when Sanjay screws up at the bakery. Andy is still trying to get into a Rabbinical school so that he doesn't get shipped off to Iraq.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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