The BEST episodes of Weeds season 3

Every episode of Weeds season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Weeds season 3!

Is the grass really greener on the other side? Yes, and it smells better, too! So when Nancy Botwin faces both sudden widowhood and poverty, she's determined to do anything to keep her kids in suburbia, including taking a job as the neighborhood pot dealer.

Last Updated: 11/2/2024Network: Paramount+ with ShowtimeStatus: Ended
Go
star
7.90
1664 votes

#1 - Go

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/19/2007

As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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A Pool and His Money
star
7.68
1717 votes

#2 - A Pool and His Money

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/20/2007

Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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Grasshopper
star
7.57
1715 votes

#3 - Grasshopper

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/17/2007

Silas makes a new friend, played by the smokin' hot Mary-Kate Olsen; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy finds herself charged with the task of making peace between Agrestic and Majestic.

Directors: Perry Lang
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Cankles
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7.55
1712 votes

#4 - Cankles

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/22/2007

Nancy discovers who betrayed her and finds out she's being trailed. Some people lose their jobs. Silas discovers something about Tara. Shane installs a security system.

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Doing the Backstroke
star
7.53
1814 votes

#5 - Doing the Backstroke

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/13/2007

After being threatened by U-Turn and The Armenians, Nancy goes in search of Silas and her hijacked pot. Meanwhile, Celia has Silas arrested for stealing her "Drug Free Zone" signs. Nancy visits him in jail only to discover that the pot is still in his car - the one that Celia has just driven away in.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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He Taught Me How to Drive By
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7.52
1715 votes

#6 - He Taught Me How to Drive By

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/24/2007

With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.

Directors: Paul Feig
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Bill Sussman
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7.50
1724 votes

#7 - Bill Sussman

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/10/2007

After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majestic. Nancy's involvement with U-Turn becomes more entrenched and Silas has business ideas. Sullivan asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Rolin Jones
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Protection
star
7.49
1685 votes

#8 - Protection

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/12/2007

Nancy has another full week of trouble to deal with and Doug isn't helping. Heylia teaches Celia.

Directors: Randy Zisk
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The Brick Dance
star
7.48
1670 votes

#9 - The Brick Dance

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/27/2007

Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabel, while U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand.

Directors: Lev L. Spiro
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Release the Hounds
star
7.40
1563 votes

#10 - Release the Hounds

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/8/2007

Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug get some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an “insane stalker person”. Conrad and Silas spend time together. Dean is injured and hospitalized. Tara tries to get deeper into Nancy's business.

Writer: Blair Singer
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The Two Mrs. Scottsons
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7.39
1615 votes

#11 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/1/2007

Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Writer: Rolin Jones
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The Dark Time
star
7.38
1778 votes

#12 - The Dark Time

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/29/2007

Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low.

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Risk
star
7.37
1771 votes

#13 - Risk

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/5/2007

Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new neighborhood. Celia is angry.

Directors: Paul Feig
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Shit Highway
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7.37
1634 votes

#14 - Shit Highway

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/3/2007

The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for a favor on behalf of Majestic. Conrad and Heylia set up their new grow house. Silas runs into Pam while performing his community service.

Directors: Martha Coolidge
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Roy Till Called
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7.33
1695 votes

#15 - Roy Till Called

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/15/2007

Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to make.

Directors: Craig Zisk
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