The BEST episodes of Weeds season 7

Every episode of Weeds season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Weeds season 7!

Is the grass really greener on the other side? Yes, and it smells better, too! So when Nancy Botwin faces both sudden widowhood and poverty, she's determined to do anything to keep her kids in suburbia, including taking a job as the neighborhood pot dealer.

Last Updated: 11/2/2024Network: Paramount+ with ShowtimeStatus: Ended
Synthetics
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7.93
2062 votes

#1 - Synthetics

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/15/2011

Nancy's former cellmate Zoya shows up and complicates things between Nancy and her supplier; Silas and Andy bang heads over how to best utilize the bike shop; and Shane's internship provides him with some surprising lessons.

Directors: Michael Trim
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Do Her/Don't Do Her
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7.83
1807 votes

#2 - Do Her/Don't Do Her

Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/2011

In the Season 7 finale, Silas turns the tables on Nancy, as Shane makes one last attempt to keep her out of harm's way and the clutches of Detective Ouellette. Meanwhile, back on Wall Street, Doug schemes to keep his hedge-fund scam alive.

Directors: Michael Trim
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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Cats! Cats! Cats!
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7.75
2004 votes

#3 - Cats! Cats! Cats!

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/22/2011

Nancy and Andy try to put the brakes on Zoya's attempt to take over the bike shop; Silas has an encounter with some local rival dealers; and Doug must do some business with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Directors: Michael Trim
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Fingers Only Meat Banquet
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7.65
2024 votes

#4 - Fingers Only Meat Banquet

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/25/2011

Silas and Nancy's lawyer assist her in getting to California as her custody battle with Jill (Jennifer Jason Leigh) heats up. Meanwhile, Andy's relationship takes an intriguing turn; Shane decides to give it the old college try and enrolls in classes; and Doug is left to fend for himself at his job on Wall Street.

Directors: Scott Ellis
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System Overhead
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7.64
1902 votes

#5 - System Overhead

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/29/2011

Nancy, Andy and Silas strike back at Emma; Doug has to keep his hedge fund up and running; Shane ends up closer to the law.

Directors: Scott Ellis
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Object Impermanence
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7.62
2044 votes

#6 - Object Impermanence

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/1/2011

Nancy confronts an old friend, leaving Silas caught in the crossfire; back at the loft, Andy comes up with a new business venture, and turns to Shane and Doug for help.

Directors: Michael Trim
Writer: Stephen Falk
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Qualitative Spatial Reasoning
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7.59
1993 votes

#7 - Qualitative Spatial Reasoning

Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/19/2011

Nancy and Silas face off over who controls their drug business, while Andy tries to mediate; Shane goes to lengths to win back Detective Ouellette's trust, while Doug tries to keep the SEC distracted from his hedge fund's illegal activities.

Directors: Scott Ellis
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Vehement v. Vigorous
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7.54
2140 votes

#8 - Vehement v. Vigorous

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2011

While Doug plays softball with the company team, Nancy deals pot on the sidelines; Andy opens his bike shop while Silas sells pot out of the back room; and a police detective offers Shane an internship.

Directors: Scott Ellis
Writer: Carly Mensch
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A Hole in Her Niqab
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7.52
2024 votes

#9 - A Hole in Her Niqab

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/18/2011

Nancy pursues a job at Doug's office; Andy may be in over his head; Shane tries to set up house; Silas attempts a partnership.

Directors: Eric Jewett
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From Trauma Cometh Something
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7.47
2145 votes

#10 - From Trauma Cometh Something

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/4/2011

Nancy tries to get back on the right track after being released from prison, but faces a tough struggle living in New York City; Andy and Shane show up at Nancy's door, sending her for a loop and tempting her to go back to her old ways.

Directors: Michael Trim
Writer: Carly Mensch
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Une Mère Que J'aimerais Baiser
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7.46
2063 votes

#11 - Une Mère Que J'aimerais Baiser

Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2011

In an attempt to further expand her business, Nancy follows Doug and Andy to the Hamptons for the weekend; Silas tries to win Emma back after a falling out over business; Detective Ouellette brings Shane along on a drug bust.

Directors: Eric Jewett
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Bags
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7.40
2233 votes

#12 - Bags

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/27/2011

Three years after Nancy's selfless act to save her family, Andy, Silas, Shane and Doug live their new lives in Copenhagen. When Nancy is released early from prison and put on parole to a New York halfway house, she finds out that she doesn't need witness protection anymore.

Directors: Scott Ellis
Writer: Jenji Kohan
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Game-Played
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7.35
2247 votes

#13 - Game-Played

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/11/2011

Nancy struggles to fit into the ranks at the halfway house; Jill drops a bombshell; Andy and Shane find a place to live; Silas scores a modeling gig; Doug is offered his dream job.

Directors: Scott Ellis
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