The BEST episodes of South Park season 16

Every episode of South Park season 16, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of South Park season 16!

South Park is an animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of a short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas, and has become an award-winning show that is a unique blend of humor and satire.

Last Updated: 12/12/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Continuing
A Nightmare on FaceTime
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7.91
2809 votes

#1 - A Nightmare on FaceTime

Season 16 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/24/2012

The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Insecurity
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7.85
2616 votes

#2 - Insecurity

Season 16 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/10/2012

The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Obama Wins!
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7.78
2364 votes

#3 - Obama Wins!

Season 16 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/7/2012

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Raising the Bar
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7.73
2877 votes

#4 - Raising the Bar

Season 16 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/3/2012

Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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A Scause for Applause
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7.69
2498 votes

#5 - A Scause for Applause

Season 16 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/31/2012

Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Cash for Gold
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7.68
3121 votes

#6 - Cash for Gold

Season 16 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/21/2012

Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Sarcastaball
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7.68
2787 votes

#7 - Sarcastaball

Season 16 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/26/2012

Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Reverse Cowgirl
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7.68
3217 votes

#8 - Reverse Cowgirl

Season 16 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/14/2012

One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Going Native
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7.54
2619 votes

#9 - Going Native

Season 16 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/17/2012

It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Cartman Finds Love
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7.51
2797 votes

#10 - Cartman Finds Love

Season 16 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2012

Cartman is excited when a new girl comes to school and he discovers something inside that he never knew he had.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Faith Hilling
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7.44
2904 votes

#11 - Faith Hilling

Season 16 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2012

Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Butterballs
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7.39
2895 votes

#12 - Butterballs

Season 16 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2012

Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Jewpacabra
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7.36
2682 votes

#13 - Jewpacabra

Season 16 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2012

South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
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7.27
2737 votes

#14 - I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Season 16 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/18/2012

The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV