The BEST episodes of The Simpsons season 14

Every episode of The Simpsons season 14, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Simpsons season 14!

Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, as well as a virtual cast of thousands. Since the beginning, the series has been a pop culture icon, attracting hundreds of celebrities to guest star. The show has also made name for itself in its fearless satirical take on politics, media and American life in general.

Last Updated: 11/11/2024Network: FOXStatus: Continuing
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Barting Over
star
7.55
1345 votes

#1 - Barting Over

Season 14 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/16/2003

After finding out Homer squandered his money from a baby commercial, Bart moves out into a loft, where he meets skateboarding legend, Tony Hawk.

Directors: Matthew Nastuk
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Treehouse of Horror XIII
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7.53
1683 votes

#2 - Treehouse of Horror XIII

Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/2002

In "Send in the Clones," Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones. In "The Right to Keep and Scare Harms," zombie cowboys come back from the dead after Springfield bans guns. In "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," the Simpsons take a vacation on an island where Dr. Hibbert can turn people into animals.

Directors: David Silverman
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Pray Anything
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7.53
1312 votes

#3 - Pray Anything

Season 14 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/9/2003

Homer turns to religion to help him get what he wants and is soon awarded the church in an injury settlement, which he turns into his personal party pad.

Directors: Michael Polcino
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C.E. D'oh!
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7.49
1339 votes

#4 - C.E. D'oh!

Season 14 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/16/2003

Homer takes over the power plant after tricking Mr. Burns into making him the official owner of the power plant.

Directors: Mike B. Anderson
Writer: Dana Gould
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The Great Louse Detective
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7.46
1334 votes

#5 - The Great Louse Detective

Season 14 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/15/2002

When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob is released to help him track down a potential assassin.

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Brake My Wife, Please
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7.45
1260 votes

#6 - Brake My Wife, Please

Season 14 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/11/2003

When Homer loses his driver's license, Marge has to drive everyone everywhere, which becomes so stressful that she accidentally runs over Homer, leading to the two seeing a marriage counselor.

Directors: Pete Michels
Writer: Tim Long
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Moe Baby Blues
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7.41
1083 votes

#7 - Moe Baby Blues

Season 14 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2003

After saving Maggie's life, Moe develops a special bond with her, much to Homer's dismay.

Directors: Lauren MacMullan
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Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
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7.39
1357 votes

#8 - Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Season 14 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/30/2003

Lisa becomes interested in astronomy and starts fighting the light pollution which is preventing her from being able to enjoy her new hobby.

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Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
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7.35
1718 votes

#9 - Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade

Season 14 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/17/2002

Bart and Lisa are respectively held back and moved forward one grade, putting them in the same class.

Writer: Tim Long
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Three Gays of the Condo
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7.31
1293 votes

#10 - Three Gays of the Condo

Season 14 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/13/2003

After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals - who don't exactly think Homer is straight.

Directors: Mark Kirkland
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Old Yeller Belly
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7.31
1184 votes

#11 - Old Yeller Belly

Season 14 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/4/2003

Homer throws out Santa's Little Helper for not saving him from a fire, but soon the dog becomes Duff's new mascot.

Directors: Bob Anderson
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Dude, Where's My Ranch?
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7.30
1203 votes

#12 - Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Season 14 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2003

Homer writes a Christmas carol called "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders," which soon becomes so popular that the family decides to leave town for a while.

Directors: Chris Clements
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Helter Shelter
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7.26
1373 votes

#13 - Helter Shelter

Season 14 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/2002

The Simpsons family must participate in a reality television show in which they try to live in the same way that the families did in the 1800s.

Directors: Mark Kirkland
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Large Marge
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7.26
1515 votes

#14 - Large Marge

Season 14 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/24/2002

Worried that Homer isn't attracted to her, Marge goes in for a liposuction procedure but is accidentally given breast implants. When Bart and Milhouse try to imitate a stunt done by Krusty the Clown, media watchdog groups force him to make his show more safety-conscious and less fun.

Directors: Jim Reardon
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Strong Arms of the Ma
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7.25
1409 votes

#15 - Strong Arms of the Ma

Season 14 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/2/2003

After being mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart and afraid to leave the house, Marge takes up body-building to boost her self-esteem.

Directors: Pete Michels
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Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)
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7.24
1278 votes

#16 - Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)

Season 14 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/5/2003

After Skinner once again has let Mrs. Krabappel down, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. When the nomination is accepted, Skinner tries to get back Krabappel by asking her to marry him.

Directors: Bob Anderson
Writer: Dennis Snee
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The Dad Who Knew Too Little
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7.21
1114 votes

#17 - The Dad Who Knew Too Little

Season 14 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/12/2003

Homer hires a private detective to learn more about Lisa. But when Homer refuses to pay the detective's expenses, he frames Lisa for a crime she didn't commit, forcing her and Homer to go on the run.

Directors: Mark Kirkland
Writer: Matt Selman
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How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
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7.21
1465 votes

#18 - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/10/2002

When Homer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family in a taxi, they send him off to a rock and roll fantasy camp so he can try to live his dream.

Directors: Mike B. Anderson
Writer: Mike Scully
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A Star Is Born-Again
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7.19
1222 votes

#19 - A Star Is Born-Again

Season 14 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/2/2003

Ned Flanders starts dating a famous movie star, but has difficulties with the tabloids following them everywhere.

Writer: Brian Kelley
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I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
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7.18
1196 votes

#20 - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can

Season 14 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/16/2003

Lisa participates in the Spellympics, but Homer is busy traveling cross-country as Krusty Burger test-markets a new sandwich. Lisa is confident that she will win until she learns that the contest is rigged against her.

Directors: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Kevin Curran
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Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
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7.17
1163 votes

#21 - Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Season 14 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/9/2003

Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.

Directors: Lance Kramer
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The Bart of War
star
7.06
1060 votes

#22 - The Bart of War

Season 14 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/2003

Bart and Milhouse are forced into community service after destroying Flanders' Beatles memorial and join separate community groups, pitting themselves against each other.

Directors: Michael Polcino
Writer: Marc Wilmore
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