The BEST episodes of The Simpsons season 3

Every episode of The Simpsons season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Simpsons season 3!

Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, as well as a virtual cast of thousands. Since the beginning, the series has been a pop culture icon, attracting hundreds of celebrities to guest star. The show has also made name for itself in its fearless satirical take on politics, media and American life in general.

Last Updated: 12/10/2024Network: FOXStatus: Continuing
Flaming Moe's
star
7.95
1846 votes

#1 - Flaming Moe's

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/21/1991

Moe steals the drink recipe Homer invented, and the rechristened “Flaming Moe” turns his tavern into a hotspot. When a national franchise wants to buy the recipe, Homer wants revenge.

Writer: Robert Cohen
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Lisa the Greek
star
7.94
1680 votes

#2 - Lisa the Greek

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/23/1992

Sundays become “Daddy-Daughter Days” when Homer discovers Lisa’s uncanny ability to pick winning football teams.

Directors: Rich Moore
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Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
star
7.92
1639 votes

#3 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 8/27/1992

After Homer "wins" a $2000 settlement with the plant for radiation affecting his sperm count, his brother Herb returns to Springfield with an idea that could help him get his fortune back.

Directors: Rich Moore
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Bart the Lover
star
7.91
1517 votes

#4 - Bart the Lover

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/1992

Bart discovers his teacher’s personal ad and invents a fictional suitor to string her along. When Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with “Woodrow,” Bart’s conscience starts to bother him.

Directors: Carlos Baeza
Writer: Jon Vitti
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Homer at the Bat
star
7.88
1728 votes

#5 - Homer at the Bat

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/20/1992

Homer and his co-workers qualify for the plant softball team's league final, but Mr. Burns hires nine professional MLB players in order to win a $1 million bet.

Directors: Jim Reardon
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Black Widower
star
7.87
1528 votes

#6 - Black Widower

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/9/1992

When Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives.

Directors: David Silverman
Writer: Jon Vitti
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Homer Alone
star
7.87
1855 votes

#7 - Homer Alone

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/1992

Marge has a nervous breakdown and goes on a vacation alone, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer.

Directors: Matt Kirkland
Writer: David Stern
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Radio Bart
star
7.85
1688 votes

#8 - Radio Bart

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/9/1992

Bart plays practical jokes with a radio microphone, and his hoax tests the limits of the town’s kindness.

Directors: Carlos Baeza
Writer: Jon Vitti
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Homer Defined
star
7.84
1948 votes

#9 - Homer Defined

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/1991

Homer averts a meltdown through sheer dumb luck. When he’s invited to the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant to give a pep talk, he faces another potential meltdown and again “pulls a Homer.”

Directors: Matt Kirkland
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Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
star
7.83
1744 votes

#10 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/5/1991

Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to wealthy German investors who are shocked at the conditions.

Directors: Matt Kirkland
Writer: Jon Vitti
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Separate Vocations
star
7.83
1670 votes

#11 - Separate Vocations

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/1992

When a career aptitude test pegs Lisa as a homemaker and Bart as a police officer, the results cause them to make 180-degree turns in their behavior.

Directors: Jeffrey Lynch
Writer: George Meyer
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I Married Marge
star
7.74
1617 votes

#12 - I Married Marge

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/26/1991

Homer and Marge recount their early years, when the couple faced a shotgun wedding and Homer’s poor career prospects.

Directors: Jeffrey Lynch
Writer: Jeff Martin
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Stark Raving Dad
star
7.73
2030 votes

#13 - Stark Raving Dad

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/1991

Mistakenly committed to a mental hospital, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson.

Directors: Rich Moore
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Treehouse of Horror II
star
7.70
2102 votes

#14 - Treehouse of Horror II

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/31/1991

The family buys a cursed monkey paw in Morocco, and their three wishes turn out badly. In a Twilight Zone parody, Bart is the fearsome “monster” who can read the townspeople’s thoughts. And Mr. Burns steals Homer’s brain for a giant robot he’s building.

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Bart the Murderer
star
7.70
2148 votes

#15 - Bart the Murderer

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/1991

Bart becomes an errand boy for the Springfield Mafia. When Principal Skinner disappears, Fat Tony points the finger at Bart.

Directors: Rich Moore
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When Flanders Failed
star
7.69
2129 votes

#16 - When Flanders Failed

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/1991

When Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people, Homer wants him to fail...

Directors: Jim Reardon
Writer: Jon Vitti
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Colonel Homer
star
7.67
1512 votes

#17 - Colonel Homer

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/26/1992

Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.

Directors: Matt Kirkland
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Saturdays of Thunder
star
7.60
1734 votes

#18 - Saturdays of Thunder

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/14/1991

Homer tries to bond with Bart by building a soapbox racer. On race day, Bart must decide between driving Martin’s aerodynamic racer and disappointing Homer, or driving his own racer and losing to Nelson.

Directors: Jim Reardon
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Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
star
7.58
1979 votes

#19 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/1991

Lisa’s patriotic essay wins the family a trip to Washington, D.C. -- but the corruption she sees there inspires her to write a new and very different essay.

Directors: Wes Archer
Writer: George Meyer
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Dog of Death
star
7.57
1532 votes

#20 - Dog of Death

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/12/1992

After the Simpsons regret paying for an expensive surgery for Santa's Little Helper, he runs away from home and is trained by Mr. Burns to become an attack dog.

Directors: Jim Reardon
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Bart's Friend Falls in Love
star
7.48
1446 votes

#21 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/1992

Everything’s coming up Milhouse when Bart’s best friend falls in love with the new girl at school. Jealous, Bart snitches to Milhouse’s father and the lovebirds are separated.

Directors: Jim Reardon
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The Otto Show
star
7.43
1485 votes

#22 - The Otto Show

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/23/1992

Otto loses his job driving the school bus and the Simpsons take him in. When he must get a driver’s license, he finds common ground with Patty and Selma.

Directors: Wes Archer
Writer: Jeff Martin
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Lisa's Pony
star
7.41
1603 votes

#23 - Lisa's Pony

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/1991

Overcompensating for his neglect, Homer buys Lisa a pony. The high cost of maintaining the animal forces him to work the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Directors: Carlos Baeza
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Like Father, Like Clown
star
7.24
1628 votes

#24 - Like Father, Like Clown

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/1991

Bart and Lisa work to reunite Krusty the Clown with his estranged father, an Orthodox Jewish rabbi who had never accepted Krusty’s career choice.

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