The WORST episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return

#1 - The Christmas Dragon

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/16/2022

In a special Christmas episode, all three hosts - Jonah, Emily, and Joel - plus the bots, of course, watch The Christmas Dragon (2014).

#2 - The Bubble

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/11/2022

The host and bots watch The Bubble (1966).

#3 - The Mask in 3D

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/28/2022

In the show's first-ever Halloween special and first-ever 3D episode, the host and bots watch The Mask (1961).

#4 - The Shape of Things to Come

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/30/2022

The host and bots watch H.G. Wells' The Shape of Things to Come (1979), which has no relation whatsoever to HG Wells OR his book of the same name.

#5 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/2/2022

The Jonah crew watches a spy movie with George Nader, Frankie Avalon, and Klaus Kinski. The 'bots teach Jonah abbreviation speak while he teaches them how to be a very accommodating spy.

#6 - The Batwoman

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/19/2022

While Kinga and Pearl go on a vacation, Max sends Emily and her crew a Mexican movie about a female superhero/wrestler that may or may not be related to Batman. Emily finds out she's part robot and gets a "bot mitzvah."

#7 - Gamera vs Jiger

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/22/2022

In the theater, the crew watches as the excavation of an ancient statue awakens the centuries-old Jiger and only Gamera can save the day in GAMERA VS JIGER (1970). Meanwhile, on the moon, Pearl tries to convince Kinga to take a little vacation.

#8 - Demon Squad

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/24/2022

In the theater, the crew watches as a paranormal investigator is tasked with saving the world from demonic forces in Demon Squad (2019). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the original test subject returns, and Tom Servo's voice is reverted back to its factory settings.

#9 - Doctor Mordrid

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/10/2022

In the theater, the crew watches as as the magical Doctor Mordrid defends the Earth from evil in DOCTOR MORDRID (1992). Meanwhile, on the moon, Dr. Kabahl has a new idea to increase the show's viewership.

#10 - Munchie

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/27/2022

Jonah and the 'bots endure Munchie, where a kid finds a creature who tries to help him but just gets him in more trouble.

#11 - Beyond Atlantis

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/8/2022

A new test subject arrives on the Simulator of Love, and her crew watches Beyond Atlantis

#12 - Robot Wars

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/7/2022

In the future, bandits menace large robotic transport vessels. International intrigue ensues

#13 - Santo in the Treasure of Dracula

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/6/2022

Santo invents a time machine that gets him embroiled in the machinations of Dracula.

#14 - Starcrash

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2017

Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.

#15 - At the Earth's Core

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/14/2017

While gearing up for his big day, Jonah Joins Doug McClure for a wild ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.

#16 - The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/14/2017

The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.

#17 - Yongary

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/14/2017

Rockets, earthquakes and reptiles, oh my. Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages ad short on sensible behavior.

#18 - Mac and Me

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/22/2018

#19 - The Loves of Hercules

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/14/2017

The Far-fetched flight scenes and tangled plot lines of this breathy 1960 Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.

#20 - The Best of Hollow Mountain

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2017

Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.

#21 - Carnival Magic

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2017

Kinga, drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.

#22 - Cry Wilderness

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/14/2017

Follows the adventures of a young boy, Paul Cooper, who gets a vision from old pal Bigfoot while he's at boarding school.

#23 - Reptilicus

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/14/2017

In Jonah Ray's first experiment, he, and his robot friends Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot are subjected by Kinga Forrester and Max, TV's son of TV's Frank, to a terrible Danish made monster movie.

#24 - The Land Time Forgot

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/14/2017

A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in the blustery 1974 adventure.

#25 - Avalanche

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/14/2017

While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga Forrester connects with her long-distance lover.