The BEST episodes of Time Squad

Every episode of Time Squad ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Time Squad!

We start every episode in a satellite that orbits the earth in the year 100 million. Buff time cop, Buck Tuddrussel; cranky, yet sophisticated robot, the Larry 3000; and 8-year-old orphan boy, Otto Osworth; three of the most unlikely characters to become a trio join together in that satellite to go on whatever mission through history they get, to make sure everything happens the right way, while making it through mishaps on the satellite in between missions. They go though it all: from Eli Whitney's flesh eating robots to the accidental downgrade of Larry, but they're always ready for the sudden blaze of the History Instability Alarm and they'll do anything to "enforce the past"

Last Updated: 2/17/2024Network: Cartoon NetworkStatus: Ended
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Kubla Khan't
star
9.61
28 votes

#1 - Kubla Khan't

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/26/2001

Kubla Khan, a conqueror as a child, when history unravels, is a comic book collector. When Tuddrussel tries to bring him back by ripping one of his comics, Otto and Larry must help him escape before he's executed!

Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag
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9.54
28 votes

#2 - Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 9/21/2001

While checking on the subjects of their past missions, Time Squad gets sent on another colonial mission for Betsy Ross, the designer of the first American flag. Now they have to convince her to shut down her Woodstock-1969-ish camp and return General Washington's troops to him (Yes, and to make a flag for them too).

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Every Poe Has a Silver Lining
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9.54
28 votes

#3 - Every Poe Has a Silver Lining

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/21/2001

Edgar Allen Poe, the writer of horror stores is writing cheerful stories! Can Time Squad remind him how horrible the world can be?

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Larry Upgrade
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9.54
28 votes

#4 - Larry Upgrade

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 8/25/2001

Larry refuses Tuddrussel's orders and accidentally downgrades himself. Tuddrussel asks for a burger, so Larry gives him burgers everywhere he goes.

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Big Al's Big Secret
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9.50
28 votes

#5 - Big Al's Big Secret

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 8/25/2001

Time Squad goes to 1945 to prove that Albert Einstein is a math genius and not a car salesman.

Directors: Dave Wasson
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The Prime Minister Has No Clothes
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9.50
28 votes

#6 - The Prime Minister Has No Clothes

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 9/28/2001

Winston Churchill, the prime minister who leads England through World War II, is also leading everyone into being naked! Including Larry!

Directors: Dave Wasson
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Lewis & Clark & Larry
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9.50
28 votes

#7 - Lewis & Clark & Larry

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 10/26/2001

Their mission: Lewis and Clark, the two men who explored most of future western America. But the partners have broken up and Time Squad will have to do whatever it takes to bring them back together.

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Nutorious
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9.46
28 votes

#8 - Nutorious

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 9/28/2001

It's the time of George Washington Carver, the man who invents more than 100 uses for the peanut. When Time Squad gets there he's doing just that. "Where's the glitch?" Larry wonders. The glitch is that George's brother, who hates the peanut, is trying to make it look bad!

Directors: Dave Wasson
A Sandwich by Any Other Name
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9.45
29 votes

#9 - A Sandwich by Any Other Name

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 2/1/2002

Cleopatra decides to convert King Tut's pyramid into a mall.

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Shop Like an Egyptian
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9.45
29 votes

#10 - Shop Like an Egyptian

Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 2/1/2002

The Earl of Sandwich gives his new food the wrong name.

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Ivan the Untrainable
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9.38
29 votes

#11 - Ivan the Untrainable

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 11/2/2001

After a mission to Ivan the Terrible, the Russian king, he and Tuddrussel worry about them missing each other. Thus, he sneaks Ivan onto the satellite. But how long will it be before Otto and Larry discover him because of all the doggy clues Ivan's leaving?

Where the Buffalo Bill Roams
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9.38
29 votes

#12 - Where the Buffalo Bill Roams

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 11/2/2001

Buffalo Bill was the one to start the first mail service called the pony express. But when Time Squad finds him, he has some crazy ideas on his mind other than postal service. And I mean crazy. Time Squad must get him on his horse, delivering mail.

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Dishonest Abe
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9.23
30 votes

#13 - Dishonest Abe

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/6/2001

"Honest Abe" Lincoln grows tired of being upstanding when he starts getting ridiculed for it. When he finally snaps and becomes the prank-pulling "Dishonest Abe", it's up to Time Squad to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Ludwig van Bone-Crusher
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9.23
30 votes

#14 - Ludwig van Bone-Crusher

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/13/2001

During a musical argument between Larry and Tuddrussel, Time Squad gets sent to the time of the great musician Ludwig van Beethoven. Now they have to get the message across to him, "No more pro wrestling!"

Recruitment Ad
star
9.10
31 votes

#15 - Recruitment Ad

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/20/2001

Want to join Time Squad? Here's an ad that shows you what you get and what you do for Time if you join.

Killing Time
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9.00
31 votes

#16 - Killing Time

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/20/2001

After convincing Copernicus to be an astronomer, not a farmer, Time Squad finds out that Larry's time circuits have to reboot and they're stuck in the past for a few minutes. But it seems like a few hours, as they try to come up with things to look at to "kill time" as they wait for Larry's time circuits to warm up!

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Napoleon the Conquered
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9.00
33 votes

#17 - Napoleon the Conquered

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/15/2001

It's a mission to Napoleon, the conqueror. Tuddrussel upsets him, and they almost get their heads cut off. (When it comes to Larry, the word "almost" just doesn't fit!) Suddenly his wife comes along and drags him home! Can Time Squad help him get away to conquer again, away from his husband-conquering wife?

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Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse
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8.97
35 votes

#18 - Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/8/2001

Tuddrussel is showing Otto some outrageous souvenirs from the past when they get a mission to the time of the Trojan War, where the Greeks sneaked a giant, wooden horse into Troy's kingdom, filling it with solders to attack when the horse is opened, to win the war. Instead, they're filling it with candy for the king of Troy's birthday!

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Confucius Say... Way Too Much
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8.97
33 votes

#19 - Confucius Say... Way Too Much

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/15/2001

Confucius was famous for coming up with short phrases. "Short phrases?" any one of the three Time Squad members might say. "You've got to be kidding!" And it's true! He's making his stories way too long! But will Tuddrussel's beating him up help?

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If It's Wright, It's Wrong
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8.94
31 votes

#20 - If It's Wright, It's Wrong

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/20/2001

As an aftermath to Larry showing Otto their awful bloopers from their missions before he came, Time Squad is now trying to get the Wright brothers to making the first airplane instead of working on their incredibly dull stunt show, and Otto is scared when Tuddrussel wants to do things his way.

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Blackbeard, Warm Heart
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8.94
31 votes

#21 - Blackbeard, Warm Heart

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/6/2001

Time Squad goes back to the Age of Pirates, where Edward Teach (AKA Blackbeard) is more concerned about saving the environment than looting and pillaging, much to the chagrin of his crew.

Tea Time For Time Squad
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8.94
31 votes

#22 - Tea Time For Time Squad

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/13/2001

After being upset with grumpy Tuddrussel, Larry is delighted to discover that instead of dumping tea into the Boston Harbor, the Sons of Liberty are having civilized tea parties. Tuddrussel and Otto have to convince them into dumping the overtaxed colonial beverage, for the sake of all America!

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The Island of Doctor Freud
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8.88
33 votes

#23 - The Island of Doctor Freud

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/22/2001

The Time Squad must go back to the year 1899 to convince Sigmund Freud to stop hypnotizing his patients and making them act like animals (done by someone else).

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To Hail with Caesar
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8.85
33 votes

#24 - To Hail with Caesar

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/29/2001

After a problem with Tuddrussel messing with the controls, Time Squad travels to the year 46 BC to improve upon the flimsy city of Rome for Julius Caesar. But by the time the mission's complete, Tuddrussel doesn't want to leave! The Romans don't want him to leave ether. And Larry is forced by program to stay! It's up to Otto to train out-of-shape Caesar to beat Tuddrussel in combat to get everyone to snap out of their foolishness.

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Robin' and Stealin' With Mr. Hood
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8.84
32 votes

#25 - Robin' and Stealin' With Mr. Hood

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/29/2001

After chaos from Otto and Tuddrussel in the gulf dome, Time Squad visits Robin Hood, who is stealing from the poor and giving to the rich, instead of the vice versa action he's supposed to do!