The BEST episodes of The King of Queens season 3
Every episode of The King of Queens season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The King of Queens season 3!
Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.
#1 - Strike Out
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2000
Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone.
#2 - Strike One
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/2000
Doug feels the urge for a new car and against Carrie's advice buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike. He unsuccessfully tries to return the car, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake.
#3 - Fatty McButterpants
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2000
Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.
#4 - Class Struggle
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/2000
Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.
#5 - Swim Neighbors
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/7/2001
Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards. Carrie breaks their hearts by telling the truth and rejects the idea of a combined backyard. So the neighbors retaliate by disrupting their privacy by making an aboveground pool in a small space. But as Carrie tries to mount a lawsuit, Doug can't deny the temptation and joins the other side. But before the pool goes down, Carrie takes a quick swim and later, Doug tries to enjoy the lawn sprinkler.
#6 - Do Rico
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/2000
Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.
#7 - S'no Job
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/14/2001
Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him. Eventually, Doug feels guilty and goes back to O'Boyle to ask him to reconsider Danny for the job. Meanwhile, Arthur fills out audience comment cards on a new movie.
#8 - Papa Pill
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/19/2001
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she goes ballistic and turns her father's care over to Doug-a job he soon regrets taking on.
#9 - Twisted Sitters
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/2000
Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents...
#10 - Roast Chicken
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/2000
Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company and the whole thing blows up in Doug's face. Now, Fisker, the boss, wants Doug to participate in the banquet roast and Doug blames Carrie for this fiasco. He does rise to the occasion, however, and even manages to get some good laughs out of the audience. That is, until he starts to tell some jokes that hit a little too close to home.
#11 - Package Deal
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/9/2001
Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.
#12 - Work Related
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/2000
Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.
#13 - Pregnant Pause (1)
Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/21/2001
Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Spence is left out in the cold and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.
#14 - Dark Meet
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2000
After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie tries to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings and finally recalls 1993 when he was having a fight with his new wife Lily. When Doug arrives to the house to meet Carrie's family, Carrie, ashamed of her family, runs off and leaves Doug to have a dinner with each parent one at a time. Even though he physically engraves and rebuffs the bowling balls, Arthur criticizes Doug's job at IPS to be replaced by a robot in the near future. When Carrie comes back, they both express their love for each other as Arthur proclaims that her relationship with Doug will not last.
#15 - Horizontal Hold
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2001
After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally, not always physically. Meanwhile, Arthur dates a woman who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend.
#16 - Deacon Blues
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/12/2001
Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.
#17 - Better Camera
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2000
A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.
#18 - Wedding Presence
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2001
Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.
#19 - Pregnant Pause (2)
Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/21/2001
Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby, that he will take care of all her "burden," so he takes on a second job so that they can store a little extra money before the due date. Meanwhile, Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom and Deacon and Kelly reconcile.
#20 - Hi Def-Jam
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/29/2001
Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.
#21 - Strike Too
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/2000
With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.
#22 - Separation Anxiety
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/2001
During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in Kelly. The two end up going on a date, and when Deacon finds out he is ready to patch things up with her.
#23 - Departure Time
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2001
Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. While there, his parents ask him to sign their living will, making him the one responsible for pulling the plug. When his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended that she wasn't the one asked to be responsible.
#24 - Paint Misbehavin'
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/5/2001
Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.
#25 - Inner Tube
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/2001
Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.