The BEST episodes of The King of Queens season 3

Every episode of The King of Queens season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The King of Queens season 3!

Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.

Last Updated: 12/29/2025Network: CBSStatus: Ended
Strike Out
star
7.92
913 votes

#1 - Strike Out

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2000

Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone.

Writer: Nick Bakay
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Strike One
star
7.87
1041 votes

#2 - Strike One

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/2000

Doug wants a new car and against Carrie's advice, buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: David Litt
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Fatty McButterpants
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7.82
978 votes

#3 - Fatty McButterpants

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2000

Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Class Struggle
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7.75
935 votes

#4 - Class Struggle

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/2000

Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Do Rico
star
7.70
942 votes

#5 - Do Rico

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/2000

Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Swim Neighbors
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7.69
881 votes

#6 - Swim Neighbors

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/7/2001

Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards.

Directors: Henry Chan
S'no Job
star
7.68
846 votes

#7 - S'no Job

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/14/2001

Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Papa Pill
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7.63
896 votes

#8 - Papa Pill

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/19/2001

Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she turns her father's care over to Doug.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Twisted Sitters
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7.58
770 votes

#9 - Twisted Sitters

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/2000

Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents...

Directors: Rob Schiller
Roast Chicken
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7.56
868 votes

#10 - Roast Chicken

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/2000

Carrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Tony Sheehan
Package Deal
star
7.55
898 votes

#11 - Package Deal

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/9/2001

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Work Related
star
7.55
865 votes

#12 - Work Related

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/2000

Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: David Bickel
Pregnant Pause (1)
star
7.50
781 votes

#13 - Pregnant Pause (1)

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/21/2001

Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Dark Meet
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7.50
982 votes

#14 - Dark Meet

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2000

Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Rock Reuben
Horizontal Hold
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7.49
923 votes

#15 - Horizontal Hold

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2001

After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally. Arthur dates a woman who claims she dated Frank Sinatra.

Directors: James Widdoes
Deacon Blues
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7.44
914 votes

#16 - Deacon Blues

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/12/2001

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Wedding Presence
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7.40
896 votes

#17 - Wedding Presence

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2001

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Better Camera
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7.39
951 votes

#18 - Better Camera

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2000

A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Pregnant Pause (2)
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7.35
458 votes

#19 - Pregnant Pause (2)

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/21/2001

Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money before the due date. Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Hi Def-Jam
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7.34
862 votes

#20 - Hi Def-Jam

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/29/2001

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Strike Too
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7.34
977 votes

#21 - Strike Too

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/2000

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

Writer: David Bickel
Separation Anxiety
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7.31
817 votes

#22 - Separation Anxiety

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/2001

Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date.

Directors: Andrew Susskind
Departure Time
star
7.21
914 votes

#23 - Departure Time

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2001

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Nick Bakay
Paint Misbehavin'
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7.11
940 votes

#24 - Paint Misbehavin'

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/5/2001

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Tony Sheehan
Inner Tube
star
6.93
739 votes

#25 - Inner Tube

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/2001

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.

Directors: Rob Schiller