The WORST episodes of The King of Queens

Every episode of The King of Queens ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The King of Queens!

Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.

Last Updated: 12/29/2025Network: CBSStatus: Ended
Inner Tube
star
6.93
739 votes

#1 - Inner Tube

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/2001

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Paint Misbehavin'
star
7.11
940 votes

#2 - Paint Misbehavin'

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/5/2001

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Tony Sheehan
Departure Time
star
7.21
914 votes

#3 - Departure Time

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2001

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Nick Bakay
Party Favor
star
7.27
873 votes

#4 - Party Favor

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/2000

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin's wedding.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Separation Anxiety
star
7.31
817 votes

#5 - Separation Anxiety

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/2001

Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date.

Directors: Andrew Susskind
Queens'bro Bridge
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7.31
683 votes

#6 - Queens'bro Bridge

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/28/2003

Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house together, he sees the possibility of getting his basement back and he and Carrie having some personal time.

Directors: James Widdoes
Writer: David Bickel
Veiled Threat
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7.32
833 votes

#7 - Veiled Threat

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2001

While cleaning out the Heffernan freezer, Carrie comes across the top tier of her and Doug's wedding cake, and reflects back to the time when they got married.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Frozen Pop
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7.33
854 votes

#8 - Frozen Pop

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/24/2000

Arthur is moved upstairs to Carrie's office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his move was permanent.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Ben Wexler
Strike Too
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7.34
977 votes

#9 - Strike Too

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/2000

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

Writer: David Bickel
Hi Def-Jam
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7.34
862 votes

#10 - Hi Def-Jam

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/29/2001

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Pregnant Pause (2)
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7.35
458 votes

#11 - Pregnant Pause (2)

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/21/2001

Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money before the due date. Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Multiple Plots
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7.37
632 votes

#12 - Multiple Plots

Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/25/2004

When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Rock Reuben
Golden Moldy
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7.37
758 votes

#13 - Golden Moldy

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/17/2003

Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun.

Directors: James Widdoes
Writer: Tony Sheehan
Better Camera
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7.39
951 votes

#14 - Better Camera

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2000

A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

Directors: Rob Schiller
American Idle
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7.39
767 votes

#15 - American Idle

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/3/2003

With Doug on her back over her lack of motivation in finding a new job, Carrie enlists the help of Arthur and opens up her own company making decorative cell phone covers, then forces her friends to come to a showing.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Domestic Disturbance
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7.39
657 votes

#16 - Domestic Disturbance

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/19/2005

Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her.

Directors: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Tony Sheehan
Wedding Presence
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7.40
896 votes

#17 - Wedding Presence

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2001

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Block Buster
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7.40
785 votes

#18 - Block Buster

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/17/2000

Doug has his old football teammates over; Meanwhile, Spence tries to get his revenge on the football players for what they did to him in high school.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Tony Sheehan
No Orleans
star
7.42
764 votes

#19 - No Orleans

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/25/2002

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after promising Doug's cousins they wouldn't go without them.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Deacon Blues
star
7.44
914 votes

#20 - Deacon Blues

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/12/2001

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Raygin' Bulls
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7.44
654 votes

#21 - Raygin' Bulls

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/2005

Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.

Directors: Howard Murray
Brace Yourself
star
7.45
683 votes

#22 - Brace Yourself

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/3/2007

An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Dugan Groupie
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7.45
808 votes

#23 - Dugan Groupie

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/3/2004

Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Tony Sheehan
S'Poor House
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7.46
611 votes

#24 - S'Poor House

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/24/2003

The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank.

Directors: James Widdoes
Doug Less (1)
star
7.46
935 votes

#25 - Doug Less (1)

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2003

The sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs.

Directors: Rob Schiller