The BEST episodes written by Tony Sheehan
#1 - Landmark (3)
Barney Miller - Season 8 - Episode 22
Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.
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#2 - The Kid
Barney Miller - Season 2 - Episode 21
Fish is attracted to the mother of a young mugger; a man is a bit premature to obtain the unclaimed windfall he found on the street.
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#3 - Hungry Man
The King of Queens - Season 1 - Episode 21
Carrie asks Doug to join her at a dinner party for a Japanese client. But when he arrives ravenous after not eating all day, he discovers there's no dinner and tries to eat whatever he can find.
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#4 - The Inventor
Barney Miller - Season 6 - Episode 21
The squad tries hypnosis to uncover the name of a felon that Wojo has forgotten; an inventor steals the plans for his own creation.
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#5 - Bun Dummy
The King of Queens - Season 4 - Episode 21
When Carrie starts wearing her hair in a bun, Doug tries to figure out how he's going to tell her that he hates her new look.
#6 - Richie's Song
The King of Queens - Season 1 - Episode 4
Doug can't figure out why Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his wife, Marie.
#7 - Road Rayge
The King of Queens - Season 1 - Episode 9
Doug regrets helping Ray Barone cheat on his driving test. Meanwhile, Arthur's neediness hinder's Carrie's studying.
#8 - Threesome
Ned and Stacey - Season 1 - Episode 12
At a restaurant Amanda runs into an old acquaintance, Sam, who she introduces to Ned and Stacey. The couple hits it off with Sam and both make dates with him. Stacey is romantically interested in Sam, but Ned still desires his companionship and they wage a battle for Sam's mind and heart.
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#9 - Soft Touch
The King of Queens - Season 2 - Episode 22
Doug gets pulled into a water filter scheme thanks to his neighbors.
#10 - Alter Ego
The King of Queens - Season 6 - Episode 22
What starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence's ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden case of lockjaw and the group spends all the money they took out as cash advances from their credit cards.
#11 - S'no Job
The King of Queens - Season 3 - Episode 23
Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him.
#12 - Taste Buds
The King of Queens - Season 5 - Episode 24
Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie.
#13 - The Doll
Barney Miller - Season 7 - Episode 17
An expensive doll is abducted for ransom; a man claims he was swindled in exchange for a ticket on the space shuttle; Luger informs Barney that he's in his will.
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#14 - Lush Life
The King of Queens - Season 4 - Episode 20
Doug knows he's onto a good thing when he notices that Carrie lets him go off his diet and binge after she has drinks with a friend following work.
#15 - The Judge
Barney Miller - Season 6 - Episode 9
A judge provides an attorney with the ultimate over-ruling; a gavel on the noggin; the crimes reported by a lonely woman emanate from daytime television soap operas.
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#16 - King Pong
The King of Queens - Season 6 - Episode 3
When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt to keep his ego intact, he asks Arthur to train him so that he can beat his wife.
#17 - The Search
Barney Miller - Season 5 - Episode 3
Off goes the moustache, as it's Harris' turn for cross-dressing mugging detail; the host of a kids' science show goes off the deep end; Barney's men reopen a twenty-eight year old missing persons case.
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#18 - Vanished (1)
Barney Miller - Season 6 - Episode 13
Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.
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#19 - Massage Parlor
Barney Miller - Season 2 - Episode 19
Wentworth busts a dime-store cowboy in a massage parlor, and the detectives bust an octogenarian mugger.
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#20 - The Spy
Barney Miller - Season 5 - Episode 15
A paranoid spy holds the precinct house at bay; the men bring in a disorderly mime.
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#21 - The Psychiatrist
Barney Miller - Season 2 - Episode 20
A department psychiatrist advises the department to confiscate Wojo's gun.
#22 - Oxy Moron
The King of Queens - Season 4 - Episode 10
After Doug has the wrong knee-jerk reaction after a rough airplane landing and he tries to save himself instead of Carrie, he must prove to her that he would take a bullet for her.
#23 - Dorsey
Barney Miller - Season 7 - Episode 4
The new detective is convinced that his compatriots are on the take and asks to be dealt out.
#24 - Corporation
Barney Miller - Season 4 - Episode 4
A quixotic environmentalist faces the high-priced lawyer hired by the chemical plant he's been assaulting.
#25 - The Bank
Barney Miller - Season 4 - Episode 12
A man charges a sperm bank with murder after the lab unwittingly destroys the man's last sample.
#26 - Guns
Barney Miller - Season 6 - Episode 16
Wojo fears that a despondent Luger is planning to do himself in; a man seeking to reclaim his television set robs the police vault; a rash of bizarre robberies leads to an eccentric gun collector.
#27 - Asylum
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 19
Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.
#28 - Fire '77
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 15
The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.
#29 - Get Away
The King of Queens - Season 2 - Episode 7
Doug and Carrie, along with Deacon and Kelly, go on a weekend trip. While there, they find out that Deacon and Kelly have a very active sex life.
#30 - Arthur, Spooner
The King of Queens - Season 5 - Episode 1
Holly asks Doug if she can get a raise for walking Arthur, while Carrie gets a promotion.
#31 - Roast Chicken
The King of Queens - Season 3 - Episode 2
Carrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast.
#32 - Werewolf
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 6
A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.
#33 - Switch Sitters
The King of Queens - Season 6 - Episode 14
After countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that Deacon and Kelly should return the favor and babysit Arthur every once in a while.
#34 - Block Party
Barney Miller - Season 2 - Episode 18
Wentworth is furious when Chano gets the credit for her bust of an assassin at a block party.
#35 - Community Relations
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 13
An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.
#36 - Christmas Story
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 10
Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.
#37 - The Sighting
Barney Miller - Season 4 - Episode 22
A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay; Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.
#38 - Power Failure
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 9
A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.
#39 - Toys
Barney Miller - Season 5 - Episode 12
Feuding toy makers create a disturbance; Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man; a claustrophobic prisoner has an understandable problem with the cage.
#40 - Fog
Barney Miller - Season 6 - Episode 22
Barney is down in the dumps when he is passed over again for deputy inspector
#41 - Wild Cards
The King of Queens - Season 2 - Episode 20
Doug loses a lot of money when he and Deacon go to Atlantic City to gamble.
#42 - Skippy's Revenge
Ned and Stacey - Season 2 - Episode 21
At work, Pat Kirkland's son Skip is second-guessing Ned's ideas and generally undermining his position in the company. Ned confronts him, and Skip tells Ned how he was responsible for his being sent to military school 14 years before (in a story told in flashback). Ned delivers an ultimatum to the elder Kirkland: it's either Skippy or him, and he's ready to take clients with him if he goes. Kirkland shows him the door. Ned takes Eric with him, sure that Kirkland is bluffing, but he's not. At the muffin shop, Amanda delivers the joyous news that she's finally pregnant, but the occasion is dampened by Eric's new state of unemployment. Ned manages to steal an account from the agency, and he fortuitously meets Lloyd Bridges, who Stacey is interviewing for a magazine. Bridges agrees to endorse the client's product and makes a commercial. Ned and Eric are exulting in their success when the news breaks that an out-of-control Bridges has been arrested for shoplifting.
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#43 - Bugs
Barney Miller - Season 4 - Episode 3
Listening devices discovered in the squad room may have come from Internal Affairs - or the Nixon administration!
#44 - Open House
Barney Miller - Season 5 - Episode 20
The 12th Precinct hosts an open house, attracting only vagrants; Barney's joy at moving back home is cut short by the hotel manager that refuses to refund him his upcoming month's rent; Wojo and Harris try to get a lead on an arsonist.
#45 - Altercation
Barney Miller - Season 8 - Episode 18
Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.
#46 - Strike (2)
Barney Miller - Season 3 - Episode 22
Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.
#47 - Fixer Upper
The King of Queens - Season 1 - Episode 12
Carrie fixes Spence up on a blind date with one of her co-workers.
#48 - 'Quo Vadis?'
Barney Miller - Season 4 - Episode 19
Barney uncovers, if you will, the real reason behind a woman's vehement insistence that a nude-painting exhibit at a local art gallery be shut down; the Millers may be heading for divorce.
#49 - White Collar
The King of Queens - Season 1 - Episode 18
When the shift supervisor leaves for heart surgery, Doug is selected for the position, but despite the promotion, he hates the job. On top of that, Deacon feels he was overlooked because he's black.
#50 - The Psychic
Barney Miller - Season 7 - Episode 11
An accused mugger claims that he was answering a psychic vision; a language professor takes vandalistic umbrage to a grammatically incorrect billboard.