The WORST episodes of Steptoe and Son

Every episode of Steptoe and Son ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Steptoe and Son!

Classic comedy from the 60s and 70s. Albert and son Harold run a junk business from their chaotic Shepherd's Bush flat, but Harold wants out.

Last Updated: 6/17/2025Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat
star
6.86
21 votes

#1 - Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/1963

Hercules, the Steptoes' horse, is sick so the local rag and bone man pitch in to help.

The Lodger
star
6.88
17 votes

#2 - The Lodger

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/18/1964

Albert advertises for a lodger, but Harold opposes the idea.

The Diploma
star
6.88
17 votes

#3 - The Diploma

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/5/1962

Harold gets a diploma in TV repair - so how come Albert seems to know more about it than him?

The Stepmother
star
6.94
17 votes

#4 - The Stepmother

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/17/1963

Albert plans to re-marry, but Harold will do everything in his power to prevent it.

The Offer
star
7.06
50 votes

#5 - The Offer

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1962

Harold Steptoe is sick of being a rag and bone man, but his father Albert makes it tough for his one-man workforce to leave.

The Economist
star
7.17
24 votes

#6 - The Economist

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/28/1962

Harold's strategy to sell in bulk proves problematic when he's stuck with 400 sets of false teeth.

The Lead Man Cometh
star
7.20
15 votes

#7 - The Lead Man Cometh

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/21/1964

A shady man tries sell the Steptoes some used lead.

A Musical Evening
star
7.20
15 votes

#8 - A Musical Evening

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/31/1963

Harold is looking forward to listening to his classical records, but Albert does not share his taste in music.

The Piano
star
7.24
21 votes

#9 - The Piano

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/21/1962

To acquire a grand piano from a wealthy collector, Harold must move it out of a penthouse flat.

A Winter's Tale
star
7.25
12 votes

#10 - A Winter's Tale

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/1970

Harold has booked a skiing holiday on his own but disaster strikes.

A Death in the Family
star
7.33
12 votes

#11 - A Death in the Family

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/1970

Distraught over the death of his horse, Albert loses all interest in the business.

The Holiday
star
7.33
18 votes

#12 - The Holiday

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/12/1962

Harold wants a beach holiday, but Albert is looking forward to the usual trip to Bognor Regis.

The Wooden Overcoats
star
7.36
14 votes

#13 - The Wooden Overcoats

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/14/1964

When Harold acquires some coffins, Albert refuses to sleep in the house.

Homes Fit for Heroes
star
7.37
19 votes

#14 - Homes Fit for Heroes

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1964

Before Harold can sail around the world, he must first persuade Albert to move into a home for the elderly.

A Box in Town
star
7.50
14 votes

#15 - A Box in Town

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1965

Frustrated with his meddling father, Harold leaves and rents a flat in town.

Steptoe a la Cart
star
7.50
14 votes

#16 - Steptoe a la Cart

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/28/1964

Harold falls for a French girl, but when she meets Albert, something in his past causes problems.

The Bath
star
7.53
17 votes

#17 - The Bath

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/10/1963

Harold is determined to build a bathroom in the house, even if it means converting Albert's bedroom.

Tea for Two
star
7.53
15 votes

#18 - Tea for Two

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/23/1970

Albert has a chance to host the prime minister at the junk yard, but Harold is of a different political persuasion.

Pilgrim's Progress
star
7.56
16 votes

#19 - Pilgrim's Progress

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/1965

On a flight to France, Albert argues with fellow passengers about World War I.

The Colour Problem
star
7.58
12 votes

#20 - The Colour Problem

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/3/1970

Harold wants to buy a new sports car, but Albert wants to spend the money on a brand new colour TV.

The Siege of Steptoe Street
star
7.62
13 votes

#21 - The Siege of Steptoe Street

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/25/1965

Buried in bills, the Steptoes barricade themselves in the house.

Pot Black
star
7.65
17 votes

#22 - Pot Black

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/1970

Harold buys a second-hand snooker table and challenges Albert to some games.

And So to Bed
star
7.67
18 votes

#23 - And So to Bed

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/1974

After Harold's girlfriend spots bugs in his bed, he must go buy a new one.

The Bonds That Bind Us
star
7.67
18 votes

#24 - The Bonds That Bind Us

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/11/1964

Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds. Albert soon goes on a wild spending spree and Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous.

The Bird
star
7.68
31 votes

#25 - The Bird

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/14/1962

Harold has a girl but Albert is out to ruin his fun.