The WORST episodes of Steptoe and Son
Every episode of Steptoe and Son ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Steptoe and Son!
After creating the supreme comedy that was Hancock's Half Hour, many wondered where else writers Ray Galton and Alan Simpson could go when the eponymous Mr H dispensed with their services. Their answer was another sitcom tour-de-force, Steptoe & Son. Steptoe was born from a one-off comic play, "The Offer" commissioned by the BBC in 1962 as part of Comedy Playhouse, a series of short plays all written by Galton and Simpson. From the outset it broke the mould of British comedy. Where previous sitcoms relied on slapstick, gags and farce, Steptoe and Son introduced a note of gritty realism: its characters were resolutely working-class, down-at-heel rag-and-bone men scraping a living by spotting gems among other people's junk. Father and son used earthy language and swore like troopers (at least as much as the BBC would allow them to) and both were given an added reality by being played by "straight" actors (Wilfred Brambell and Harry H Corbett) rather than comedians. Where other comedies revolved around interfering mothers-in-law and the sudden failure of the hero's braces the moment his boss came round, Steptoe's focus was on the inter-generational conflict that marked out the 60s. While father Albert Steptoe was - as his son often reminded him - a "dirty old man", set in his grimy and grasping ways, middle-aged son Harold was filled with social aspirations, not to say pretensions. Many episodes saw Harold attempting to attract a posh "bird" (this was still the sixties and early seventies) with his literary erudition, love of classical music or amateur dramatic skills, only to have a single leer from his gargoyle-like dad put the kybosh on the whole affair. Despite the advantage of Harold's relative youth, the audience always knew who was master in the Steptoe household. Albert, convinced his work in years (long) gone by entitled him to live off his son's hard graft, used every weapon from blood-curdling threats to pathetic wheedling to kee
#1 - Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/1963
Hercules, the Steptoes' horse, is sick so the local rag and bone man pitch in to help.
#2 - The Stepmother
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/17/1963
Albert plans to re-marry, but Harold will do everything in his power to prevent it.
#3 - The Diploma
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/5/1962
Harold gets a diploma in TV repair - so how come Albert seems to know more about it than him?
#4 - The Lodger
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/18/1964
Albert advertises for a lodger, but Harold opposes the idea.
#5 - The Offer
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1962
Harold Steptoe is sick of being a rag and bone man, but his father Albert makes it tough for his one-man workforce to leave.
#6 - Homes Fit for Heroes
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1964
Before Harold can sail around the world, he must first persuade Albert to move into a home for the elderly.
#7 - The Economist
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/28/1962
Harold's strategy to sell in bulk proves problematic when he's stuck with 400 sets of false teeth.
#8 - The Piano
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/21/1962
To acquire a grand piano from a wealthy collector, Harold must move it out of a penthouse flat.
#9 - The Lead Man Cometh
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/21/1964
A shady man tries sell the Steptoes some used lead.
#10 - A Winter's Tale
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/1970
Harold has booked a skiing holiday on his own but disaster strikes.
#11 - A Musical Evening
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/31/1963
Harold is looking forward to listening to his classical records, but Albert does not share his taste in music.
#12 - The Holiday
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/12/1962
Harold wants a beach holiday, but Albert is looking forward to the usual trip to Bognor Regis.
#13 - A Death In the Family
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/1970
Distraught over the death of his horse, Albert loses all interest in the business.
#14 - The Wooden Overcoats
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/14/1964
When Harold acquires some coffins, Albert refuses to sleep in the house.
#15 - Steptoe a la Cart
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/28/1964
Harold falls for a French girl, but when she meets Albert, something in his past causes problems.
#16 - The Bath
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/10/1963
Harold is determined to build a bathroom in the house, even if it means converting Albert's bedroom.
#17 - Full House
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/7/1963
Albert is an unwanted guest when Harold arranges a card game with his friends.
#18 - The Bird
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/14/1962
Harold has a girl but Albert is out to ruin his fun.
#19 - Tea for Two
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/23/1970
Albert has a chance to host the prime minister at the junk yard, but Harold is of a different political persuasion.
#20 - A Box in Town
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1965
Frustrated with his meddling father, Harold leaves and rents a flat in town.
#21 - The Bonds That Bind Us
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/11/1964
Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds. Albert soon goes on a wild spending spree and Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous.
#22 - Sixty-Five Today
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/24/1963
For Albert's birthday, Harold takes him out for a disastrous night on the town.
#23 - Pot Black
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/1970
Harold buys a second-hand snooker table and challenges Albert to some games.
#25 - And So to Bed
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/1974
After Harold's girlfriend spots bugs in his bed, he must go buy a new one.