The BEST episodes of Steptoe and Son
Every episode of Steptoe and Son ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Steptoe and Son!
After creating the supreme comedy that was Hancock's Half Hour, many wondered where else writers Ray Galton and Alan Simpson could go when the eponymous Mr H dispensed with their services. Their answer was another sitcom tour-de-force, Steptoe & Son. Steptoe was born from a one-off comic play, "The Offer" commissioned by the BBC in 1962 as part of Comedy Playhouse, a series of short plays all written by Galton and Simpson. From the outset it broke the mould of British comedy. Where previous sitcoms relied on slapstick, gags and farce, Steptoe and Son introduced a note of gritty realism: its characters were resolutely working-class, down-at-heel rag-and-bone men scraping a living by spotting gems among other people's junk. Father and son used earthy language and swore like troopers (at least as much as the BBC would allow them to) and both were given an added reality by being played by "straight" actors (Wilfred Brambell and Harry H Corbett) rather than comedians. Where other comedies revolved around interfering mothers-in-law and the sudden failure of the hero's braces the moment his boss came round, Steptoe's focus was on the inter-generational conflict that marked out the 60s. While father Albert Steptoe was - as his son often reminded him - a "dirty old man", set in his grimy and grasping ways, middle-aged son Harold was filled with social aspirations, not to say pretensions. Many episodes saw Harold attempting to attract a posh "bird" (this was still the sixties and early seventies) with his literary erudition, love of classical music or amateur dramatic skills, only to have a single leer from his gargoyle-like dad put the kybosh on the whole affair. Despite the advantage of Harold's relative youth, the audience always knew who was master in the Steptoe household. Albert, convinced his work in years (long) gone by entitled him to live off his son's hard graft, used every weapon from blood-curdling threats to pathetic wheedling to kee
#1 - The Desperate Hours
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/3/1972
Freezing and hungry, the Steptoes must also contend with two escaped convicts demanding money from them.
#2 - Divided We Stand
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/27/1972
The squabbling Steptoes divide the house into two opposing sections.
#4 - Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/6/1972
After Albert's brother dies, he and his family squabble over the will.
#5 - Loathe Story
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/20/1972
After he tries to murder Albert in his sleep, Harold visits a psychiatrist to get to the root of his anger for his father.
#6 - Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/1972
Harold discovers that Albert has neglected to inform the tax department that his wife had died over 30 years ago.
#7 - And Afterwards At...
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/4/1965
Harold is going to be married but Albert is causing him nothing but grief.
#8 - Crossed Swords
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/11/1965
Harold believes that he has finally found an item that can make him rich.
#9 - A Star Is Born
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/28/1972
Having joined the local amateur drama group, Harold must compete against another newcomer for a leading role.
#10 - Back in Fashion
Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/4/1974
When the Steptoes' yard is chosen as the background for a fashion shoot, beautiful models fill the house.
#11 - Men of Letters
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/1972
Harold and Albert vie for the chance to be published in the parish magazine.
#12 - Cuckoo in the Nest
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/21/1970
Albert's long-lost son Arthur arrives from Australia, and much to Harold's horror, Albert offers him a partnership in their business.
#13 - My Old Man's a Tory
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/1965
Harold invites the local Labour Party organizer to a meeting, hoping they will adopt him as their candidate for the next council election.
#14 - Without Prejudice
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/30/1970
When the Steptoes plan move to a posh neighbourhood, the snotty locals don't like the look of them.
#15 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/1974
Harold must mind his father when Albert is upstairs recovering from a slipped disc in his back.
#16 - Come Dancing
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/1970
To prepare Harold for a competition, Albert must teach him how to dance.
#17 - Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/18/1965
Harold wants central heating for the house and plans to install the system himself.
#18 - Steptoe and Son - and Son!
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/1970
When Harold thinks he is going to be a father, he proposes marriage.
#19 - Robbery with Violence
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/1970
While cleaning the house, Albert knocks over Harold's porcelain cabinet and destroys his valuable collection.
#20 - The Three Feathers
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/14/1970
When Harold buys a 19th-century commode, he falls victim to a scam operation.
#21 - Porn Yesterday
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/1974
After Harold excitedly brings home an old machine containing an erotic film, he is shocked to discover who is the star of the show.
#22 - Sunday for Seven Days
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/4/1964
Harold has promised to take Albert out to the cinema to see a posh flick, but Albert is keen on something a bit more smutty.
#23 - Any Old Iron?
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/1970
Albert disapproves of Harold's new friendship with a posh customer.
#24 - Is That Your Horse Outside?
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/14/1963
Harold falls for a rich married woman and thinks it's love, much to his father's disgust.
#25 - The Seven Steptoerai
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/1974
When a local villain tries to extort protection money from the Steptoes, Albert gets assistance from a club of elderly martial artists.