The comic adventures of a group of misfits who form an extremely bad concert party touring the hot and steamy jungles of Burma entertaining the troops during World War II.
In an effort to free themselves from the Sergeant Major, the men suggest that he apply for a commission.
When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for some senior officers.
A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.
Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.
When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men cannot stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tries to see Mrs Waddilove-Evans when her husband is not home.
The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.
The concert party is sent to the palace of the Maharajah of Bharatpur to protect him.
To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.
The Concert Party travels to the front.
The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.
A snake-charmer's cobra goes missing and is found in the Sergeant Major's quarters.
It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey. A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.
The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.
The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.
The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.
Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.
Bombardier Beaumont tries different ways to get sent home.
The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.
The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.
The men get a chance to perform on Forces Radio.
Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the S.S. Mersury and the Second World War is over. One single Japanese soldier has not heard the news that Japan has surrendered. Can the men from the Concert Party convince him to lay down his weapons?
A show on the river does not go the way it was planned.
A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.
Captain Ashwood falls victim to unwanted attention from a female officer.
The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.
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