The BEST episodes directed by John Kilby

9.00

1 votes

#1 - Gas Readers

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 1

A bad year on the horses and a worse one on the property market means that BBC2 is proud and extremely lucky to present The New Series.

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9.00

1 votes

#2 - Scuba Diver

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 3

With special appearances by Mick Channon, Gary Glitter, Leslie Grantham, Jools Holland, Hazel O'Connor and Janet Street-Porter.

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9.00

1 votes

#3 - Football Supporters On A Plane

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 4

More fun and frolics as the whacky duo think it a super wheeze to rehash an old Terry and June script.

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9.00

1 votes

#4 - Getting Ready For The Show

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 5

Two men, two minds, two visions... one porpoise.

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9.00

1 votes

#5 - Mel Gives Birth

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 6

Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, 'Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour', recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows Hall, Peckham.

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8.78

9 votes

#6 - The Last Roll Call

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 7

The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.

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8.75

8 votes

#7 - Never the Twain Shall Meet

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 5

Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.

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8.67

9 votes

#8 - The Last Warrior

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 4

Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the USS Missouri and the Second World War is over. One single Japanese soldier has not heard the news that Japan has surrendered. Can the men from the Concert Party convince him to lay down his weapons?

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8.67

9 votes

#9 - The Long Road Home

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 6

It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey. A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.

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8.63

8 votes

#10 - Star Commandos

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 7 - Episode 6

The Concert Party travels to the front.

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8.63

8 votes

#11 - Aquastars

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 3

A show on the river does not go the way it was planned.

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8.50

8 votes

#12 - Dog in the Manger

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 7 - Episode 3

Captain Ashwood falls victim to unwanted attention from a female officer.

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8.50

8 votes

#13 - The Great Broadcast

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 7 - Episode 4

The men get a chance to perform on Forces Radio.

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8.50

6 votes

#14 - Class of 1945

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 7 - Episode 5

In an effort to free themselves from the Sergeant Major, the men suggest that he apply for a commission.

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8.33

9 votes

#15 - The Guinea Pigs

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 7 - Episode 2

The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.

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8.33

9 votes

#16 - Gloria's Finest Hour

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 1

A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.

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8.00

9 votes

#17 - That's Entertainment?

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 7 - Episode 1

The Sergeant Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English performance.

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8.00

1 votes

#18 - Try Not to Look Like a Badger

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 2

Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Alexandra Dane, Peter Dawson, Robin Driscoll, Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy , Gareth Milne and Sylvestra Ie Touzel.

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8.00

9 votes

#19 - The Graven Image

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 5 - Episode 5

The camp is all prepared for the unveiling of the new Joe Maplin statue. Alas, several factors, including Spike's uncharacteristic drunkenness, ensure that the ceremony does not run smoothly.

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7.86

7 votes

#20 - Money Talks

It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 8 - Episode 2

When Gunner Graham stands to inherit some money, everybody wants to give him financial advice.

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7.86

7 votes

#21 - It's a Blue World

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 4 - Episode 2

Ted arranges a special late-night showing of a blue movie for the male campers.

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7.79

14 votes

#22 - The Day of Reckoning

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 1 - Episode 4

Fred's past comes back to haunt him, causing the staff - Peggy and Spike in particular - several difficulties.

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7.67

9 votes

#23 - Sausages or Limelight

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 2 - Episode 6

Spike is forced to make an impossible decision when his girlfriend's father issues an ultimatum.

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7.67

9 votes

#24 - Co-Respondent's Course

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 4 - Episode 1

Jeffrey's wife is anxious to acquire a divorce. Unfortunately, he is not very co-operative when it comes to giving grounds.

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7.67

9 votes

#25 - Maplin Intercontinental

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 4 - Episode 6

Joe Maplin is opening a new camp in the Bahamas, and decrees that the winner of the 'Most Popular Girl Yellowcoat of the Season Competition' will fulfil a post there.

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7.67

9 votes

#26 - All Change

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 4 - Episode 7

With the camp filled to capacity, Jeffrey is less than delighted to learn that he has to re-accommodate the entire entertainments staff to make way for the new Yellowcoat Supervisor.

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7.57

7 votes

#27 - Stripes

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 3 - Episode 6

Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should hold the newly-created title of Head Yellowcoat. However, someone who looks likely to threaten her new position arrives at the camp.

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7.56

9 votes

#28 - The Marriage Settlement

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 5 - Episode 4

Jeffrey finally agrees to divorce his wife, but in order to do so, he will require the help of a highly improbable source.

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7.55

11 votes

#29 - A Night Not to Remember

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 2 - Episode 5

Jeffrey gets lead astray by some campers, and ends up a little worse for wear. Naturally, Gladys is eager to take advantage of the situation.

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7.45

11 votes

#30 - Peggy's Pen Friend

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 5 - Episode 6

Peggy raises a few eyebrows among the staff when she informs them she has a new boyfriend.

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7.40

10 votes

#31 - Charity Begins At Home

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 1 - Episode 5

Joe Maplin ordains that each Thursday should be Sunshine Smile Day, encouraging Ted to indulge in a money-making scheme.

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7.31

13 votes

#32 - No Dogs Allowed

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 1 - Episode 6

Jeffrey's marital problems start to interfere with his work, and scandalous rumours are soon circulating around the camp.

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7.29

7 votes

#33 - The Pay-Off

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 3 - Episode 4

In spite of the staff's efforts, the local council remains unfazed by the prospect of having Joe Maplin as a neighbour for the proposed hospital, so Joe takes drastic action.

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7.29

7 votes

#34 - Concessions

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 5 - Episode 1

Ted deceives Jeffrey in order to keep a private booking at a local function.

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7.25

16 votes

#35 - If Wet: In the Ballroom

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 2 - Episode 1

The alarming amount of rainfall is disrupting the Maplin's schedule endlessly.

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7.17

6 votes

#36 - The Society Entertainer

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 4 - Episode 4

A female camper captures Spike's heart, making him eager to impress her - even if his act suffers as a result!

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7.11

9 votes

#37 - Lift Up Your Minds

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 2 - Episode 3

Jeffrey feels the 'Who's Got The Wrong Trousers On?' Competition is not catering for the cultural needs of the campers, and resolves to do something about it.

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6.89

9 votes

#38 - Empty Saddles

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 5 - Episode 3

Fred is in for a devastating blow when Joe Maplin makes a decision concerning the camp's horses.

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6.57

7 votes

#39 - Save Our Heritage

Hi-de-Hi! - Season 5 - Episode 2

Joe Maplin commands Jeffrey to assist with the demolition of a nearby cottage, which stands in the way of the camp's new extension.

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