Alas Smith and Jones

The BEST episodes of Alas Smith and Jones

Every episode of Alas Smith and Jones ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Alas Smith and Jones!

Alas Smith and Jones is a British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984 to 14 October 1998. From series 5 in 1989 the 'Alas' title was dropped and became simply Smith and Jones.

Last Updated: 9/14/2022Network: BBC
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Dr. Jekyll
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#1 - Dr. Jekyll

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/21/1984

Witness Margaret Thatcher 's finest hour, sample the exciting qualities of real ale and spend a day with the Great Gobbo in this week's tasteful programme.

Directors: Martin Shardlow
George Smiley, British Spy
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#2 - George Smiley, British Spy

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/28/1984

Join the police on a night siege and probe the soft underbelly of the pop world. Yes, it's another exciting episode in the Smith and Jones 'Guide to Life'. This week: how to become a barbed-wire consultant and solve the enigma of correlation.

Directors: Martin Shardlow
Gas Readers
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#3 - Gas Readers

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1986

A bad year on the horses and a worse one on the property market means that BBC2 is proud and extremely lucky to present The New Series.

Directors: John Kilby
Scuba Diver
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#4 - Scuba Diver

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/1986

With special appearances by Mick Channon, Gary Glitter, Leslie Grantham, Jools Holland, Hazel O'Connor and Janet Street-Porter.

Directors: John Kilby
Football Supporters On A Plane
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#5 - Football Supporters On A Plane

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1986

More fun and frolics as the whacky duo think it a super wheeze to rehash an old Terry and June script.

Directors: John Kilby
Getting Ready For The Show
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#6 - Getting Ready For The Show

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1986

Two men, two minds, two visions... one porpoise.

Directors: John Kilby
Mel Gives Birth
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#7 - Mel Gives Birth

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/1986

Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, 'Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour', recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows Hall, Peckham.

Directors: John Kilby
Violence on TV
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#8 - Violence on TV

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/15/1987

They're back to back, head to head and side by side, but fortunately not on top of each other.

Impersonations
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#9 - Impersonations

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/1987

The Show They Tried to Ban! ... is not on tonight. They succeeded. So there's this instead. With Tracie Bennett and John Humphrys.

Sunday Film: The Sword of St. Petersburg
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#10 - Sunday Film: The Sword of St. Petersburg

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/1987

Starring Pete Duel and Ben Murphy. Special guest appearances by Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.

Start the Show off with a Bang
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#11 - Start the Show off with a Bang

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/5/1987

Nobody could ever accuse Alas Smith and Jones of poor taste. It costs a fortune.

The New Version
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#12 - The New Version

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/16/1989

Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Chris Langham and Heather Tobias.

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The Untouchable Version
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#13 - The Untouchable Version

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/14/1989

In Olympus II, Sara Crowe as Aphrodite and Miranda Richardson as Hera.

The Undiscovered Version
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#14 - The Undiscovered Version

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/21/1989

With Chris Langham, Rosemary Martin and Heather Tobias.

The Unprepared Version
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#15 - The Unprepared Version

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/28/1989

Starring Jane Horrocks, Chris Langham, Rosemary Martin, Andy Taylor, Heather Tobias, Kate Williams. With the final episode of that classic soap Olympus.

A Womb with a View
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#16 - A Womb with a View

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/22/1990

The boys are back. Head to head, back to front and upside down. For new viewers, Smith is the slightly larger one and Jones is slightly Welsh.

Rock Star's House
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#17 - Rock Star's House

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/6/1990

A third foray into the funny, farcical and felicitous world of the comical duo whose names begin with the letters 'j' and 's'.

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Dumping Rubbish in the Berkshire Countryside
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#18 - Dumping Rubbish in the Berkshire Countryside

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/13/1990

Discover how the pyramids were built. Accompany Sir John Harvey-Jones on his latest troubleshoot. And discover why the drivers of F-registration Montegos should beware the next budget.

Interrupting Des Lynam
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#19 - Interrupting Des Lynam

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/20/1990

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, so hang the decorations and the fairy lights and join Smith and Jones on a trip to funnyland.

Water Slide
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#20 - Water Slide

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/22/1992

Return of the British Comedy Award-winning series starring Mel Smith Griff Rhys Jones. Among the subjects promised in this new series are endangered species, courtship in the 50s, dustcart trophies, traffic wardens, political speeches, the postal system and street vendors - and of course a weekly 'head to head'.

Traffic Warden
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#21 - Traffic Warden

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/29/1992

More subjects are given an unexpected twist - plus musical set-pieces.

Runaway Bus
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#22 - Runaway Bus

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/5/1992

More comedy sketches, musical set-pieces, and a 'head to head' problem that needs to be discussed.

Your Parents Going to be Staying Long ?
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#23 - Your Parents Going to be Staying Long ?

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/1992

Another fast-moving sequence of sketches, songs and 'head-to-head' problems.

Griff Can't Find His Car
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#24 - Griff Can't Find His Car

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/1992

The award-winning duo. More fun and frolics from the slightly larger one who comes from London and the slightly thinner one who comes from Wales.

I Don't Care
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#25 - I Don't Care

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/3/1992

Last in the comedy series starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. A collection of comic items as the double award-winning duo add to the gaiety of nations.

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