The BEST episodes of Alas Smith and Jones season 9

Every episode of Alas Smith and Jones season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Alas Smith and Jones season 9!

Alas Smith and Jones is a British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984 to 14 October 1998. From series 5 in 1989 the 'Alas' title was dropped and became simply Smith and Jones.

Last Updated: 8/15/2024Network: BBCStatus: Ended
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Cookery
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#1 - Cookery

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/19/1997

Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones return with six new programmes of comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head chats.

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Morgue
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#2 - Morgue

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/26/1997

Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones star in the second of six programmes of new comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head dialogues.

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Massage
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#3 - Massage

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/3/1997

Tonight, Mel thinks he has a resemblance to Tom Cruise, and Mr Green and Mr Brown try to pick up some free wine at the bottle bank.

Writer: Arthur Ellis
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Hookers
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#4 - Hookers

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/10/1997

Tonight's show features a spoof of the James Bond films, the return of the cabaret duo, and Jimbo and Timbo the incompetent builders trying to eat a Chinese takeaway.

Writer: Arthur Ellis
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Spilled Drink
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#5 - Spilled Drink

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/17/1997

This week's programme features a modern slant on the ten commandments, the advent of widescreen TV, and the special effects men at a fertility clinic.

Writer: Arthur Ellis
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Catflap
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#6 - Catflap

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/24/1997

The last in the current series of comic sketches, characters and head-to-head confrontations with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. The programme features the sound effects men in charge of Hitler's Nuremberg Rally PA system, a look at life in an inflation-hit South American republic and the resident cabaret musos dispensing more words of wisdom.

Writer: Arthur Ellis
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