The BEST episodes of Rab C Nesbitt
Every episode of Rab C Nesbitt ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Rab C Nesbitt!
Rab C Nesbitt is a drunken, string vested lay about who lives with his long suffering wife Mary and his two sons in the working class area of Govan in Glasgow. When he's not getting drunk with his pals that include the devious, womanizing Jamesie Cotter. He's offering his philosophical outlook on life to whoever will listen.
#2 - Gifted
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/30/1993
A strange new affliction is visited on the Nesbitt household. Rab's younger son Burney has been diagnosed as gifted and begins attending weekend classes for advanced tuition. But as his talent blossoms, so do the thorns of jealousy and resentment, as Rab and elder son Gash are left hungry in the emotional wasteland.
#6 - Racket
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/1996
The Nesbitts appear on an american style talk show after being accused of annoying their next door neighbour to death.
#7 - Cocktails
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/28/1998
The relief barman at the pub is an ex Broadmoor resident called Mad Dog, who quickly leaves Rab and Jamesie struggling with a problem involving 'fashionable drugs'.
#9 - Life Has Meaning
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/18/1992
Rab has an argument with the devil worshipper who lives next door, and gets a curse put on him.
#10 - Bulbs
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/29/1997
Rab joins Jamesie's trip to Amsterdam to supposedly see the bulbfields but on arrival, Rab finds out that Jamesie is only interested in the red lights there.
#11 - Binge
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/5/1997
Rab and Jamesie take Gash out on a traditional three day drinking binge before he gets married.
#13 - Buckfast
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/1994
Rab and Jamesie take a spiritual trip to the Buckfast Abbey brewery.
#15 - Cuts
Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2011
Jamesie's philandering ways finally catch up with him when he learns he is about to become a father - and when he comes clean to Ella, she performs a spot of amateur surgery on her unfaithful husband. Meanwhile, Rab ends up in the next hospital bed to his friend after an accident with the cake knife at Peaches' birthday party.
#16 - Affair
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1996
Whilst Mary is eagerly anticipating the Nesbitts' twentieth wedding anniversary Rab is tempted into an affair with Susan, the leader of his AA group. When Susan discovers that Rab is married she throws him over. Will Mary have him back in time for the anniversary celebrations?
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#17 - Fugue
Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/12/2011
The bottom falls out of the cleaning business, so Mary and Ella put their singing talents to good use by forming a girl band - and after a successful first gig, they set their sights on winning Govan's Got Talent. Meanwhile, Rab and Jamesie set themselves up as `Hunks for Hire', sexy male cleaners for bored housewives - and a misleading advert means they get plenty of interest.
#19 - Heal
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2010
Rab and Mary welcome their son Gash back to the family home and become reacquainted with their granddaughter Peaches. Meanwhile, Jamesie shows just how far he'll push it to get a woman into bed.
#22 - Offski
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/1990
The police are after Rab for outstanding payments. Gash runs off to London in search of his girlfriend and Rab also decides to do a runner to London, so he drops in on a relative, "Hugh" better known as "Shug" by his family who he is ashamed to have as he lives an English lifestyle now.
#24 - Eorpa
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/1994
The Govan local tv station gets excited when both Rab and Jamesie are accused of committing murder.
#25 - Right
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/14/1993
The beer-swilling Scottish sage decides to behave respectably on his release from jail. But with Burney adopting fascist tendencies, Gash on drugs, Mary at her wits end, and a new Tory local councillor to boot, will Rab's fresh outlook escape the tarnish of a world spinning out of control?
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