The WORST episodes of Rab C Nesbitt

Every episode of Rab C Nesbitt ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Rab C Nesbitt!

Rab C Nesbitt is a drunken, string vested lay about who lives with his long suffering wife Mary and his two sons in the working class area of Govan in Glasgow. When he's not getting drunk with his pals that include the devious, womanizing Jamesie Cotter. He's offering his philosophical outlook on life to whoever will listen.

Last Updated: 10/30/2024Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
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Work
star
6.72
25 votes

#1 - Work

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/1990

After waiting three days for Rab to come back from the butcher shop on what should have been a routine purchase, Mary moves out and leaves Rab and their sons to look after themselves. Rab is comforted by his pals at the pub and things are made even worse when Rab is forced into work after being called into the job centre.

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Domestic
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6.83
6 votes

#2 - Domestic

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/28/1992

When Rab returns home to find his bairns have been taken into care, he's so upset he can hardly finish his kebab.

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Cell
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6.88
8 votes

#3 - Cell

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/21/1993

Rab is thrown into a grimy police cell for being drunk and disorderly and is shocked to find a guard pointing a gun at him.

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Country
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6.92
13 votes

#4 - Country

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/14/1992

Rab decides to take the family up to the highlands for the weekend.

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Wild
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7.00
6 votes

#5 - Wild

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/8/1997

Rab is spending a lot of time at his newly acquired allotment, which causes Mary to look for her own excitement with an old boyfriend.

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Rat
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7.00
14 votes

#6 - Rat

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1990

Rab gets involved in the local by-elections and Mary finds a rat in the kitchen.

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Wean
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7.09
11 votes

#7 - Wean

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/7/1993

With Ella's biological clock ticking loudly and husband Jamesie less potent than a seedless orange, parenthood seems a pretty unlikely prospect. Fortunately, Rab offers to supply the wherewithal needed for such a delicate operation.

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Drink
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7.10
10 votes

#8 - Drink

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1990

Rab is told by the doctor that he only has a year to live, if he doesn't stop drinking that is.

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star
7.13
31 votes

#9 - Stool

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/9/2011

The new minister arrives at Rab's church with two serious drawbacks - she is a woman and English.

Directors: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ian Pattison
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Bottle
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7.17
6 votes

#10 - Bottle

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2010

Rab and Jamesie get caught up in a series of misadventures while trying to fulfill the last wishes of an old dying woman.

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Growth
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7.17
6 votes

#11 - Growth

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/15/1997

After a visit to the doctor, Rab is diagnosed with a cancerous growth and has to undergo chemotherapy treatment.

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Fight
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7.25
32 votes

#12 - Fight

Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/2011

The drop-in centre falls victim to council cuts, so Rab fights back, but when a spot on local radio and a meeting with the council leader amount to nothing, he feels it is time for a grand public gesture - burning himself at the stake. As the string-vested hero prepares to become Govan's answer to Joan of Arc, Mary wastes no time in getting herself a new flame as she considers starting an affair with one of her cleaning clients.

Directors: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ian Pattison
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Signal
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7.26
35 votes

#13 - Signal

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2010

When a mobile phone mast appears in Govan, Rab turns rabble-rouser to fire up the community. It's driving everyone up the pole, but is it really damaging their health? Nesbitt seeks justice; the mob just want a nice bit of compensation.

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Test
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7.27
11 votes

#14 - Test

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/1994

Rab needs to wear glasses after having his eyes tested and Mary is reluctant to go for another smear test.

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star
7.29
31 votes

#15 - Role

Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/2/2011

Peaches chooses Rab as her role model for a school project, but when he recognises her teacher as a fellow member of his self-help group, he wonders how he can live up to her expectations when Miss Carruth knows he likes more than a tipple. Jamesie hits 60 and starts a much-needed business venture - a crack den for OAPs.

Directors: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ian Pattison
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Fast
star
7.33
6 votes

#16 - Fast

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/1/1997

Mary seems strangely calm when told that Rab's benefits have been suspended.

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Broke
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7.40
10 votes

#17 - Broke

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/2011

When Rab returns home he finds out that Mary has kidnapped the government minister for work as revenge for losing her job. The couple have no idea what to do next when and after a full-scale siege develops, they are believed to be terrorists.

Directors: Colin Gilbert
Writer: Ian Pattison
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Muse
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7.50
6 votes

#18 - Muse

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2010

Rab finds himself at a posh supper for namesake Rabbie Burns. Rab locks horns with filth magnet Saunders McClure, a slimeball with designs on Mary's cleaning company. Features a guest appearance from John Michie.

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Love
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7.50
10 votes

#19 - Love

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/1994

Rab is back living with his mother, because he is unable to say to Mary that he loves her. Family member Screech is living with the Nesbitts. Rab and Jaimsie go out on the town to pick up women.

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Ethics
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7.50
10 votes

#20 - Ethics

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/1992

Rab is stalked by a homeless man after preventing the man's suicide attempt.

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Pie
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7.57
7 votes

#21 - Pie

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/1996

Shug comes to Govan and wants to start up his own pie shop but he doesn't know about the local pie mafia, who don't like outsiders on their turf.

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Lesson
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7.58
12 votes

#22 - Lesson

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/21/1992

When Rab is released from prison, and Mary doesn't want him back, he moves in with Jamesie and begins to have flashbacks to his days at school and his first love Isobel.

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Property
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7.60
5 votes

#23 - Property

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/11/1998

Mary gets mugged while out walking, and Gash decides to leave his wife and go off with her sister.

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Right
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7.60
10 votes

#24 - Right

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/14/1993

The beer-swilling Scottish sage decides to behave respectably on his release from jail. But with Burney adopting fascist tendencies, Gash on drugs, Mary at her wits end, and a new Tory local councillor to boot, will Rab's fresh outlook escape the tarnish of a world spinning out of control?

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Holiday
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7.67
12 votes

#25 - Holiday

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1990

The Nesbitts are in Spain on holiday, after Mary wins a competition on a packet of oven chips.

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