The WORST episodes of Rab C. Nesbitt
Every episode of Rab C. Nesbitt ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Rab C. Nesbitt!
Rab C Nesbitt is a drunken, string vested lay about who lives with his long suffering wife Mary and his two sons in the working class area of Govan in Glasgow. When he's not getting drunk with his pals that include the devious, womanizing Jamesie Cotter. He's offering his philosophical outlook on life to whoever will listen.
#1 - Property
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/11/1998
Mary gets mugged while out walking, and Gash decides to leave his wife and go off with her sister.
#2 - Affair
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1996
Whilst Mary is eagerly anticipating the Nesbitts' twentieth wedding anniversary Rab is tempted into an affair with Susan, the leader of his AA group. When Susan discovers that Rab is married she throws him over. Will Mary have him back in time for the anniversary celebrations?
#3 - Lottery
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/1996
Rab and Mary have a win on the football pools but it doesn't bring them the happiness that they expected it to.
#4 - Pie
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/1996
Shug comes to Govan and wants to start up his own pie shop but he doesn't know about the local pie mafia, who don't like outsiders on their turf.
#5 - Racket
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/1996
The Nesbitts appear on an american style talk show after being accused of annoying their next door neighbour to death.
#6 - Father
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/1996
Rab recalls his family history after finding his long lost brother Gash Sr.
#7 - Fast
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/1/1997
Mary seems strangely calm when told that Rab's benefits have been suspended.
#8 - Wild
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/8/1997
Rab is spending a lot of time at his newly acquired allotment, which causes Mary to look for her own excitement with an old boyfriend.
#9 - Growth
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/15/1997
After a visit to the doctor, Rab is diagnosed with a cancerous growth and has to undergo chemotherapy treatment.
#10 - Semmitry
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/22/1997
Rab is in the hospital cancer ward and the constant attention of the hospital reverend is starting to get on his nerves.
#11 - Bulbs
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/29/1997
Rab joins Jamesie's trip to Amsterdam to supposedly see the bulbfields but on arrival, Rab finds out that Jamesie is only interested in the red lights there.
#12 - Binge
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/5/1997
Rab and Jamesie take Gash out on a traditional three day drinking binge before he gets married.
#13 - New
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/21/1998
The thought of a new Labour government and a new daughter-in-law, makes Rab start to feel his age.
#14 - Cocktails
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/28/1998
The relief barman at the pub is an ex Broadmoor resident called Mad Dog, who quickly leaves Rab and Jamesie struggling with a problem involving 'fashionable drugs'.
#15 - Duel
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/4/1998
Rab goes on a booze cruise to Millport which opens up some old wounds for him.
#16 - Fuel
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/1996
Mary and Rab take a romantic trip to the Lake District where Rab becomes an environmental crusader against a local pharmaceutical company.
#17 - Community
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/18/1998
Everyone in Govan is sad at the news that Country singer Marilou Devine has tragically passed away, except for Rab who has just been sentenced to community service.
#18 - Back
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/25/1998
Rab is suffering from a bad back, but that doesn't stop Jamesie from sticking an emotional knife into it.
#19 - Heat
Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/14/1999
After serving a jail sentence for setting fire to the house because Mary had gone off with Jamesie, Rab gets a job as a dishwasher but is still planning to get his revenge.
#20 - Commons
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/21/1999
MP Tony Welthorpe agrees to swap lifestyles with Rab, after being challenged to see if he can live on state benefits for a month.
#21 - Night
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/28/1999
Rab can't get to sleep because of his bad back, and matters are made worse by the arrival of Jamesie, who is hiding from a disgruntled husband with a shotgun.
#22 - Fruit
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/4/1999
Gash's girlfriend Bridie is due to give birth to Rab's first grandchild.
#23 - Bug
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/1999
After a visit to the doctor to cure his feelings of restlessness proves pointless, Rab decides to explore his spiritual side in the local park.
#24 - Trips
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/18/1999
Rab is trying to organise the invitations to Barney Feeney's birthday booze-up, where the men are hoping to run riot and raise hell, for a change.
#25 - Candy
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2010
Rab embraces his feminine side as part of his most outrageous social security scam yet. Meanwhile, Mary does her best to come to terms with her husband's new-found womanly presence.