The BEST episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond season 8

Every episode of Everybody Loves Raymond season 8, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond season 8!

Everybody Loves Raymond revolves around Ray Barone, a successful sportswriter living on Long Island with his wife, Debra, 12-year-old daughter, Ally, and 8-year-old twin sons, Geoffrey and Michael. That's the good news. The bad news? Ray's meddling parents, Frank and Marie, live directly across the street and embrace the motto "Su casa es mi casa," infiltrating their son's home to an extent unparalleled in television history. Frank's favorite expression, "Holy Crap," is shouted at regular intervals, and Marie's "cooking advice" is less than appreciated by Debra. Brother Robert, a divorced policeman, is constantly moving in and out of his parents' house, and loves to drop over and resent Ray's successful career and happy family life. Ray and Debra just wish someone would knock once in a while. Finalizing it's 9th and final season, the cast and crew of "ELR" has had a very successful run, and it makes it even harder for them all to say good-bye.

Last Updated: 11/9/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
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Crazy Chin
star
8.17
269 votes

#1 - Crazy Chin

Season 8 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/2004

Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it. When Amy confides in Debra, who tells her that Robert's strange behavior could be psychological, she devises a plan to break him of his chin habit for good.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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The Model
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8.14
261 votes

#2 - The Model

Season 8 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/10/2004

After the agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose for head shots with their "in-house" photographer. But when Robert and Ray return for the pictures, they are surprised to find the modeling agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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The Bird
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8.05
277 votes

#3 - The Bird

Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2003

Robert and Amy convince their families to spend Thanksgiving together. When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougals owned a television set! Things start to come together when the families separate into Pilgrims and Indians for the annual MacDougal Thanksgiving Family Pageant. All is well until a bird flies into the house and Pat McDougal decides to "put it out of it's misery."

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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Golf for It
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8.01
266 votes

#4 - Golf for It

Season 8 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/24/2004

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so they can land a prime spot on the golf course. Their overnight wait in the car for a tee time becomes a brawl over their respective roles in their parents' future.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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Blabbermouths
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7.97
295 votes

#5 - Blabbermouths

Season 8 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/2004

When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

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Lateness
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7.91
276 votes

#6 - Lateness

Season 8 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/9/2004

Fed up with his wife's constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards. While Debra seethes over Ray's actions, Marie and Amy get into a heated debate with Frank and Robert when they air their own grievances about their wives' blatant disregard for the time.

Directors: Jerry Zaks
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Whose Side Are You On?
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7.75
267 votes

#7 - Whose Side Are You On?

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/2/2004

After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." When reflecting upon his own childhood, Ray remembers that Marie used to complain about Frank in front of him all the time – making him think his dad was a loser. Concerned that his own kids will think of him the same way as Frank, Ray contemplates how to get the kids back on his side.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mike Royce
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Jazz Records
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7.74
335 votes

#8 - Jazz Records

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/15/2003

When the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank shares how Ray ruined his prized jazz collection. After trying to make amends for his childhood mistake, Ray discovers that he may not have been the culprit.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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The Mentor
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7.72
293 votes

#9 - The Mentor

Season 8 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/17/2004

A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as a lad, a mentor in fact, much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. Later, Ray and Robert make fun of Frank, wondering how he could have inspired anyone.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tod Himmel
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Peter on the Couch
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7.72
295 votes

#10 - Peter on the Couch

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2003

After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch and never leaves. Meanwhile, Robert overhears a conversation that hits close to home when the Barones and Amy talk about the difficulties of having a 40-year-old man living under the same roof with his mother and father.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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Liars
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7.64
328 votes

#11 - Liars

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/10/2003

Ray and Debra get caught up in telling lies in order to cover up previous falsehoods after Ray fibs to Marie about why he missed a scheduled time with her. When the lies snowball into an out of control degree, Marie picks up the scent and traces everything back to the initial fib. Marie seems to have won – until Frank reveals a damaging lie of her own.

Directors: Kenneth Shapiro
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The Contractor
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7.64
310 votes

#12 - The Contractor

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/20/2003

Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some remodeling in their kitchen, but they both soon regret it due to their friend's laziness. His hiring also upsets Frank, who believes he should be allowed to do any handiwork needed around Ray's house.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mike Royce
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The Ingrate
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7.63
277 votes

#13 - The Ingrate

Season 8 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/1/2004

Debra is hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech. He claims it was accidental, but Debra is quick to remind him of past snubs that were all too deliberate.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
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Party Dress
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7.62
270 votes

#14 - Party Dress

Season 8 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/16/2004

Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should purchase an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's formal 13th birthday party. Debra thinks they should, but Ray can't see spending $250 for a dress that will be worn only once. The price tag has Ray seething, especially since the mom he loves to hate, Peggy, is hosting the soiree. Naturally, Marie takes her son's side.

Directors: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Mike Scully
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The Surprise Party
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7.62
308 votes

#15 - The Surprise Party

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2003

After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees after she promises to do all the work. When Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday, she suggests he change the theme to a Chinese banquet. Unfortunately, Lois has already started planning the tea party and now Ray must find a way to convince her to change her plans.

Directors: Jerry Zaks
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The Nice Talk
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7.59
273 votes

#16 - The Nice Talk

Season 8 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/19/2004

When the MacDougals are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle. While members of the Barone and MacDougal families get frustrated with the complicated puzzle, Ray and Pat continue working on it until the wee hours of the night while sharing private stories about themselves and their families. But when Debra, Marie, Robert and Peter find out about Ray and Pat's newfound friendship, jealousy ensues.

Directors: Brian K. Roberts
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Thank You Notes
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7.59
400 votes

#17 - Thank You Notes

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2003

Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon, but Debra steps in, determined to stop Marie's meddling once and for all, which horrifies the guys.

Directors: Kenneth Shapiro
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Misery Loves Company
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7.48
333 votes

#18 - Misery Loves Company

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2003

Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. In fact, Robert feels compelled to give Ray marriage advice (as does Amy to Debra at the newlywed couple's three-month anniversary dinner… a book called "Marriage Is an Amusement Park"), much to his annoyance.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
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Slave
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7.47
300 votes

#19 - Slave

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/12/2004

After inadvertently leaving the twins home alone, Ray and Debra are impressed with Ally when she steps up and takes care of the twins until they return. Ally asks if she can baby-sit more often, and, in yet another attempt to rid her house of Marie, Debra consents. However, Marie believes Debra is turning her daughter into a slave when she gives Ally additional responsibilities, including cooking and laundry chores.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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Security
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7.47
296 votes

#20 - Security

Season 8 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/23/2004

After Robert takes a second job selling home security systems, he reveals he's been asked to join the security firm full-time and is mulling over retiring from the police force early. While Marie is overjoyed, Amy questions if this is really what Robert wants or if he's only retiring early to make his mother happy. The disagreement about his future leads to a tense birthday party for Robert.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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Fun with Debra
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7.38
361 votes

#21 - Fun with Debra

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2003

Debra convinces Ray to let her join him on the golf course after she (once again) realizes that they don't have fun together anymore. Let's just say, it wasn't all fun.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mike Scully
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Debra at the Lodge
star
7.30
303 votes

#22 - Debra at the Lodge

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/2004

When Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a member recruitment party, Ray begins to resent how much time she is spending away from home.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
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Home from School
star
7.20
287 votes

#23 - Home from School

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2003

When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he simply has homework he hasn't finished. While everyone in the family has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, Ray decides the tough love approach is the way to go—making Michael spend the day without television, games or comics. When Michael is forced to watch Ray work in his downstairs office, the sheer boredom leads him to finally confide why he doesn't want to return to class.

Directors: Kenneth Shapiro
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