Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The BEST episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Every episode of Tyler Perry's House of Payne ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne!

The show revolved around a multi-generational family living under one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne and his wife Ella.

Last Updated: 10/2/2022Network: BET
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No Payne No Gain
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#1 - No Payne No Gain

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/16/2008

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

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Reunited and…..It Don't Feel so Good
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#2 - Reunited and…..It Don't Feel so Good

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/4/2008

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

The Big Test
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#3 - The Big Test

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 9/5/2007

C.J has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Somewhere else Jazmine cheats on a test.

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Balancing Act
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#4 - Balancing Act

Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 9/12/2007

CJ tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children; Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

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Dog Day Afternoon
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#5 - Dog Day Afternoon

Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 9/19/2007

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robbe

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New Beginnings
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#6 - New Beginnings

Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 9/19/2007

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

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Heavy Petting
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#7 - Heavy Petting

Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 9/19/2007

When a old friend of CJ's turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes CJ and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime the Payne children push to get a pooch.

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The Fast and the Furious
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#8 - The Fast and the Furious

Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 9/19/2007

While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do so.

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Gone in 60 Seconds
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#9 - Gone in 60 Seconds

Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 9/26/2007

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could every imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Uncle Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Uncle Curtis no choice but to press charges. Ella in her frustration and anger kicks Curtis out of the house.

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Lost Without You
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#10 - Lost Without You

Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 9/26/2007

CJ and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of CJ's problems. Uncle Curtis filed charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Uncle Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

I Rest My Case
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#11 - I Rest My Case

Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 9/26/2007

Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for stealing and wrecking Uncle Curtis' bike, but Uncle Curtis' plan to teach the boys a lesson backfires when Malik and Kyle are sent to prison.

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Who's Your Daddy, Now?
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#12 - Who's Your Daddy, Now?

Season 6 - Episode 25 - Aired 4/21/2010

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

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Feet of Clay
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#13 - Feet of Clay

Season 6 - Episode 26 - Aired 4/21/2010

Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

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Date Night X 3
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#14 - Date Night X 3

Season 6 - Episode 27 - Aired 4/28/2010

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

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Watch the Son Shine
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#15 - Watch the Son Shine

Season 6 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/28/2010

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

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The Drinking Game
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#16 - The Drinking Game

Season 6 - Episode 29 - Aired 5/5/2010

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

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Who's on Top?
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#17 - Who's on Top?

Season 6 - Episode 30 - Aired 5/5/2010

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

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Help! Help! Help!
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#18 - Help! Help! Help!

Season 6 - Episode 31 - Aired 5/12/2010

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

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Stinging Payne
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#19 - Stinging Payne

Season 6 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/12/2010

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

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Who's Your Nanny
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#20 - Who's Your Nanny

Season 6 - Episode 34 - Aired 5/19/2010

The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

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The Chef
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#21 - The Chef

Season 6 - Episode 35 - Aired 5/26/2010

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

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My Fair Curtis
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#22 - My Fair Curtis

Season 6 - Episode 36 - Aired 5/26/2010

Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

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Rest for the Weary
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#23 - Rest for the Weary

Season 6 - Episode 37 - Aired 6/2/2010

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

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Thug Life
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#24 - Thug Life

Season 6 - Episode 38 - Aired 6/2/2010

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

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Rehabilitation
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#25 - Rehabilitation

Season 6 - Episode 39 - Aired 6/9/2010

CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

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