The WORST episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps!
The sex-fuelled lives of five late-teens/early twenty-somethings in the northern town of Runcorn. Janet is going out with Jonny, his best friend Gaz has started to date Janet's best friend Donna, and student Louise just wants a job to keep her in cigarettes. There's also Donna's sarcastic mother, Flo, constantly nagging her daughter to take up a 'proper' relationship with a worthy young man. Storylines followed the on-again/off-again relationships of the young protagonists who have lots of sex and meet in pubs.
#1 - War, Hurrgh!
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/16/2006
Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.
#2 - Dead Jonny Walking
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008
Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.
#3 - Closing Time
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/23/2006
Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay (not a good idea).
#4 - Here Bums the Bride
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2008
Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.
#5 - Homophobia Is Gay
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2008
Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.
#6 - Nobbly Bobbly
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2005
Donna has recieved some exciting news, her Mother left her house in her will. But Gaz isn't best pleased, as he believes Flo still haunts the cupboard under the stairs. Louise goes to see a psychaitrist for messing with Jonny's record, turns out she was trying to save him from finding out Gaz and Janet had slept with each other. But will she tell Jonny? Speaking of which, Jonny has a very important question for Janet...
#7 - Goblins
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2006
Janet gets a new job but Donna's career is on a downward spiral. Meanwhile, Louise has a letter from her birth mother but she can't open it.
#9 - This is Your Life
Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/24/2011
Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.
#10 - Death
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2005
It's the day of the funeral - and our Jonny is there in the wheelchair. He may have survived, but that meant the loss of another character - Donna's mother Flo. Jonny is famous after his shooting, and is determined to milk it for all he can. Meanwhile, Gaz's ""impotence"" problem has returned, if only he could get rid of it the way he did before. Louise spends the night in a cell for messing with Jonny's records.
#11 - Borry
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/9/2008
Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are "scum"- but in a nice way. Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names "Louise Louise Brooks", although she tells Munch the name is "Louise Munch Brooks". Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's "When You’re Gone".
#13 - Drunk
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/26/2006
After being disappointed by her real father, Louise becomes an alcoholic. Gaz asks Donna to have his baby but she refuses.
#14 - Dabdaa!
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/2008
Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.
#15 - Vomit
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/6/2002
Jonny isn't feeling very well so it's up to Gaz to look after him as Janet has better things to do! Gaz goes to look for Janet and catches her snogging her ex boyfriend! Louise was there, and she saw it all, and, unfortunately for Janet, you can't trust Louise with your secrets!
#16 - Nil By Muff
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/26/2011
Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.
#17 - God
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/20/2005
Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach corinthian about buiscits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening.
#18 - Shagger
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/17/2011
Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.
#19 - When Janet Killed Jonny
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/30/2006
With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.
#20 - Croppity Crop
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/2/2006
Janet tries to increase security in the house after Gaz tried to take Corinthian meanwhile Jonny gets a job as a farmer.
#21 - Stot Or Pronk
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/27/2005
Louise persuades Janet to enter the pub quiz to try and improve her mental state. After losing all his extra weight, Gaz is showing off his recently recovered physique to everyone.
#22 - Schluballybub
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/27/2003
Gaz's backside is a cause for concern, while Janet has second thoughts about Jonny.
#23 - Shrink
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2005
Louise is threatening to tell Donna and Jonny about when Janet and Gaz...y'know, did it. This come at the worst possible time for Janet as Jonny has just proposed to her again, but nobody bothers to take an interest. Donna's had her Mum's house valued at £99,000 and plans a hiking trip to Ecuador, Wales with Gaz. Janet has news of her own, she's pregnant. Jonny is delighted, but Gaz has just accidentally revealed his secret to Donna...
#24 - Val Doonican
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/26/2009
Gaz decides to ask Janet to become his wife following his divorce. Donna decides to help him. After Janet collapses she is taken to the hospital but nobody can hold of Gaz.
#25 - Finger Sniffing
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/9/2006
Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.