The BEST episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 9

Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 9!

The sex-fuelled lives of five late-teens/early twenty-somethings in the northern town of Runcorn. Janet is going out with Jonny, his best friend Gaz has started to date Janet's best friend Donna, and student Louise just wants a job to keep her in cigarettes. There's also Donna's sarcastic mother, Flo, constantly nagging her daughter to take up a 'proper' relationship with a worthy young man. Storylines followed the on-again/off-again relationships of the young protagonists who have lots of sex and meet in pubs.

Last Updated: 2/3/2024Network: BBC ThreeStatus: Ended
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Trial Schmile
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7.49
45 votes

#1 - Trial Schmile

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2011

Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike

Directors: Nick Wood
The Gaz-Bot
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7.43
14 votes

#2 - The Gaz-Bot

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/10/2011

Donna is looking forward beginning to her new job. Gaz jazzes up his wheelchair and decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics. Tim begins to wonder what direction his life is going in following his big revelation. Gaz is able to get Billy to ask Cassie out on a date.

Directors: Nick Wood
Cheese Toastie
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7.06
17 votes

#3 - Cheese Toastie

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/26/2011

Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.

Directors: Nick Wood
Shagger
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6.83
18 votes

#4 - Shagger

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/17/2011

Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.

Directors: Nick Wood
Nil By Muff
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6.74
19 votes

#5 - Nil By Muff

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/26/2011

Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.

Directors: Nick Wood
This is Your Life
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6.69
16 votes

#6 - This is Your Life

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/24/2011

Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.

Directors: Nick Wood
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