The Best Episodes Directed by Nick Wood
#1 - Escape Room
Not Going Out Season 9 - Episode 2
As a surprise for Lee's birthday, Lucy invites the whole family to join them in an escape room.
#3 - The Blackout
Black Books Season 1 - Episode 4
A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.
#6 - Gazman
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 2
Donna returns to Runcorn to visit everyone as she has been missing them. Janet thinks that Donna might be lying about her wonderful new boyfriend called Wesley in London. Louise finds life as a mother tough. Donna asks her boyfriend to come to Runcorn to meet everyone.
#7 - Babysitting
Not Going Out Season 8 - Episode 2
Reluctantly Lucy allows Lee’s father, Frank, to babysit and then wishes she hadn’t.
#11 - Ello Ello
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 4
After becoming a PCSO Janet makes her first arrest. Wesley attempts to fit in with the Runcorn way of life.
#12 - Hot Tub
Not Going Out Season 8 - Episode 4
Lee and Lucy play Hot Tub Fantasy Date with Anna and Toby, and end up in hot water.
#14 - Marriage Guidance
Not Going Out Season 8 - Episode 6
If Lee and Lucy’s marriage wasn’t in trouble before they go to Marriage Counselling, it is by the time they leave.
#15 - He's Leaving Home
Black Books Season 1 - Episode 6
Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.
#16 - D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 5
Donna and Gaz remember the past that they have shared after agreeing to get a divorce. At the end of the day they wonder if the have made the right decision.
#17 - Romance
Not Going Out Season 8 - Episode 1
After seven years of marriage, Lee and Lucy disagree about the best way to keep the romance alive.
#19 - Stress
Not Going Out Season 1 - Episode 4
Lee starts teaching Kate to drive. His (or her) lack of success seems to stress him out and Kate notices. She persuades him to try some yoga and given his track record he doesn't take it seriously. He is banished to have acupuncture while Tim tries his hand at teaching Kate how to drive. He does surprisingly well until Lee admits that he's taking tranquillizers during an increasingly speed fuelled drive in the countryside. Big question...will she pass?
#20 - Fireworks
Not Going Out Season 4 - Episode 5
When an old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn't know what to do with her.
#22 - Debbie
Not Going Out Season 4 - Episode 2
Lee's past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.
#23 - Dads
Not Going Out Season 5 - Episode 2
Lee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
#24 - Life on Mars Bars
Not Going Out Season 4 - Episode 6
Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy, but can the reality ever match up?
#25 - Drugs
Not Going Out Season 4 - Episode 1
After a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
#26 - Dancing
Not Going Out Season 4 - Episode 4
Lucy and Tim are distraught. Their parents' 30 year marriage is at an end and their father has moved out of the family home - and into Lee's bedroom.
#27 - Movie
Not Going Out Season 4 - Episode 3
Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.
#28 - Amy
Not Going Out Season 3 - Episode 3
Lee and Tim ask a lesbian couple who have moved into the building over for dinner. They are shocked when Lucy discovers a side of herself that she never knew existed.
#29 - Enough
Not Going Out Season 8 - Episode 7
Lee and Lucy’s discussion about whether they should have another child descends into psychological warfare.
#30 - Neighbour
Not Going Out Season 3 - Episode 5
Lucy isn't happy with the noise a new neighbour is making. She asks both Lee and Tim to talk to him but both are scared too. Tim decides to take up boxing so that he will have more courage. Lee ends up going to confront the man.
#31 - Band
Not Going Out Season 5 - Episode 1
When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.
#32 - Candle
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 1
Janet isn't happy when Gaz arranges a babysitter to look after Corinthian so that they can go out when she turns out to be his ex girlfriend. Janet decides they should stay in for a romantic evening together instead.
#33 - Winner
Not Going Out Season 3 - Episode 2
Lee wins a £1000 after winning an essay writing competition. A journalist shows up to interview Lee but expects him to be disabled after reading his story.
#35 - Caretaker
Not Going Out Season 1 - Episode 6
Lee finally manages to get a job, as a caretaker. But taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Lee's new boss proves to be a hard taskmaster. So, will Lee stick at the job or throw in the towel and move back in with Kate?
#36 - You Decide
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 7
Gaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
#37 - Kid
Not Going Out Season 1 - Episode 5
Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carnivorous Great Dane to become a vegetarian with unfortunate results.
#38 - Love 83199
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 5 - Episode 13
Gaz and Donna decide to go looking for their dream house in the country. Louise uses a mobile phone to find a new boyfriend. Jonny applies for his ideal job, working in a biscuit factory.
#39 - Pregnant
Not Going Out Season 3 - Episode 1
Lee is shocked when Lucy announces that she is pregnant and he wonders if he could accidentally be the baby's father.
#40 - Marriage
Not Going Out Season 3 - Episode 7
Lee is shocked when he finds out that Lucy is thinking about getting married to Pavlov so that he will be able to remain in the country. As Lee attempts to get her to change her mind her family and other friends think that Pavlov is perfect for her.
#41 - When Jonny Met Sharky
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 1
After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.
#42 - Near, Far
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 5 - Episode 14
In the last episode, Jonny was hoping to get the job at the biscuit factory and Gaz and Donna were hoping to get a house in the country side. Meanwhile Janet got offered a job on a cruise ship singing. There are high sprits going on in group as their all starting new lives. Unfortunately Jonny didn't get the job, there were sheep everywhere around Gaz and Donna's new house. And also Janet didn't know wether to take the job or not because she would have to leave the next day.
#44 - Drunk
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 6 - Episode 5
After being disappointed by her real father, Louise becomes an alcoholic. Gaz asks Donna to have his baby but she refuses.
#45 - Val Doonican
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 6
Gaz decides to ask Janet to become his wife following his divorce. Donna decides to help him. After Janet collapses she is taken to the hospital but nobody can hold of Gaz.
#46 - Flan Van
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 3
After Janet is mugged she decides to try and become a Police Community Support Officer. Wesley seeks Gaz's help in winning Donna back after he shows up in Runcorn.
#47 - Speech
Not Going Out Season 3 - Episode 6
Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it. Lee sees an opportunity to impress her and offers his services but at the expense of Tim, who also thinks he's the best man for the job. What starts off as a small job now turns into a competition between Tim and Lee to not only see who can come up with the wittiest lines but also to establish which of them Lucy likes best.
#48 - Six Months Later
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 6
Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.
#49 - The Gaz-Bot
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 - Episode 4
Donna is looking forward beginning to her new job. Gaz jazzes up his wheelchair and decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics. Tim begins to wonder what direction his life is going in following his big revelation. Gaz is able to get Billy to ask Cassie out on a date.
#50 - Keep on Running
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 8 - Episode 8
Donna and Janet try to get Gaz to make a decision about who he wants to be with and he ends up deciding to audition both of them. When Gaz finally decides who he wants he heads off to get his girl.
#51 - This is Your Life
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 - Episode 6
Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.
#52 - BaBaBaBaBa
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 5 - Episode 11
Jonny's feeling left out as Janet devotes all her attention to new baby Corinthian. Desperate to get some attention for himself, Jonny decides to act like a big baby - literally. Donna has been really successful as a bucket selling executive, and enjoys flaunting her new wealth in front of her friends. Gaz finds out that Jonny and Janet are hard up and offers to lend them some money, but Donna refuses as she's still mad about Janet sleeping with Gaz. Louise can't understand why her friends don't have time for her anymore, so Kelly suggests that it might be because she doesn't have a boyfriend.
#53 - Closing Time
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 6 - Episode 9
Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay (not a good idea).
#54 - Cheese Toastie
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 - Episode 2
Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.
#55 - Shagger
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 - Episode 5
Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.
#56 - Dead Jonny Walking
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 4
Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.
#57 - Here Bums the Bride
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 5
Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.
#58 - Homophobia Is Gay
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 3
Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.
#59 - Borry
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 8
Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are "scum"- but in a nice way. Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names "Louise Louise Brooks", although she tells Munch the name is "Louise Munch Brooks". Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's "When You’re Gone".
#60 - Nil By Muff
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 - Episode 1
Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.
#61 - Cauliflower
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 6 - Episode 4
Much to her annoyance Gaz repeatedly proposes to Donna resulting in a very odd selection of favourite romantic things. Louise meets her scoundrel real father who seems to be much more interested in Jonny than in her. Janet is shocked to discover that she is now a kleptomaniac.
#62 - African Death Face
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 7
Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner. Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.
#63 - Croppity Crop
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 6 - Episode 6
Janet tries to increase security in the house after Gaz tried to take Corinthian meanwhile Jonny gets a job as a farmer.
#64 - Dabdaa!
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 7 - Episode 2
Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.
#65 - When Janet Killed Jonny
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 6 - Episode 10
With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.
#66 - Trial Schmile
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 - Episode 3
Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike
#67 - God
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 5 - Episode 12
Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach corinthian about buiscits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening.