The BEST episodes directed by Nick Wood
#1 - Family Holiday
Citizen Khan - Season 1 - Episode 3
Mr Khan is reluctant to dip into the rainy day fund to finance a holiday.
#2 - Naani's Shopping Trip
Citizen Khan - Season 1 - Episode 2
Mr Khan's plan to attend the Sparkhill Business Association goes awry.
#3 - The Cricket Match
Citizen Khan - Season 1 - Episode 5
Mrs Khan require calm for a prayer meeting but Mr Khan's plans may cause problems.
#4 - Amjad's Promotion
Citizen Khan - Season 1 - Episode 4
Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the mosque.
#5 - The Wig Affair
House of Fools - Season 1 - Episode 4
Bob hopes to defend his title of toupee wearer of the year but on the day of the awards, his prized toupee is stolen by their house rat. Bob offers a golden ticket to the person who can retrieve the wig for him in time for the celebrations.
#6 - The Birthday Affair
House of Fools - Season 1 - Episode 5
When Vic invites Bob's ex-wife Erika over as a surprise for Bob's birthday, Bob is not at all pleased. Unbeknown to Vic, Erika has a death wish for Bob. Vic and Bob decide the only way for them to get Erika to leave, and guarantee Bob's safety, is for Bob to play dead. Bob has never had such a miserable birthday. But there is one more surprise in store for him.
#7 - Wedding Venue
Citizen Khan - Season 1 - Episode 1
The Khan family are preparing for Shazia's wedding - has Mr Khan booked the mosque?
#8 - Movie
Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 3
Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.
#9 - Cooking the Books
Black Books - Season 1 - Episode 1
Bernard’s dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.
#10 - Episode 5
Fresh Meat - Season 1 - Episode 5
Vod finds out about Oregon's affair with Shales, while Kingsley is pursuing Ruth at a student demo when they get kettled with Josie, and Kingsley's two-timing is exposed.
#11 - Debbie
Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 2
Lee's past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.
#12 - Cauliflower
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 6 - Episode 4
Much to her annoyance Gaz repeatedly proposes to Donna resulting in a very odd selection of favourite romantic things. Louise meets her scoundrel real father who seems to be much more interested in Jonny than in her. Janet is shocked to discover that she is now a kleptomaniac.
#13 - Life On Mars Bars
Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 6
Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy, but can the reality ever match up?
#14 - Episode 6
Fresh Meat - Season 1 - Episode 6
Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.
#15 - Candle
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 8 - Episode 1
Janet isn't happy when Gaz arranges a babysitter to look after Corinthian so that they can go out when she turns out to be his ex girlfriend. Janet decides they should stay in for a romantic evening together instead.
#16 - D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 8 - Episode 5
Donna and Gaz remember the past that they have shared after agreeing to get a divorce. At the end of the day they wonder if the have made the right decision.
#17 - Trial Schmile
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 9 - Episode 3
Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike
#18 - Keep on Running
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 8 - Episode 8
Donna and Janet try to get Gaz to make a decision about who he wants to be with and he ends up deciding to audition both of them. When Gaz finally decides who he wants he heads off to get his girl.
#19 - Dads
Not Going Out - Season 5 - Episode 2
Lee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
#20 - Gazman
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 8 - Episode 2
Donna returns to Runcorn to visit everyone as she has been missing them. Janet thinks that Donna might be lying about her wonderful new boyfriend called Wesley in London. Louise finds life as a mother tough. Donna asks her boyfriend to come to Runcorn to meet everyone.
#21 - The Ghost Affair
House of Fools - Season 1 - Episode 6
When Ghost Hunter magazine offers a chimp as a prize to anyone who can provide a genuine photo of a ghost, Vic instantly begins ghost hunting around the flat. He performs a séance and successfully conjures up a spirit. If Bob wants to prevent Vic from winning the chimp he needs to ensure Vic does not get hold of the ghost photo.
#22 - The Probation Affair
House of Fools - Season 1 - Episode 3
When Bosh's probation officer visits the flat, Bosh asks Vic, Bob, Julie and Beef to help him convince her he has finally become a decent member of society. To show that he is fully rehabilitated, they open a pop-up restaurant to wine and dine her and secure Bosh's ongoing parole.
#23 - The Blackout
Black Books - Season 1 - Episode 4
A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.
#24 - Fireworks
Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 5
When an old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn't know what to do with her.
#25 - He's Leaving Home
Black Books - Season 1 - Episode 6
Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.
#26 - Amy
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 3
Lee and Tim ask a lesbian couple who have moved into the building over for dinner. They are shocked when Lucy discovers a side of herself that she never knew existed.
#27 - Manny's First Day
Black Books - Season 1 - Episode 2
After Manny’s help with the tax return Bernard is persuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunately he actually sells some books, much to Bernard’s annoyance.
#28 - Neighbour
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 5
Lucy isn't happy with the noise a new neighbour is making. She asks both Lee and Tim to talk to him but both are scared too. Tim decides to take up boxing so that he will have more courage. Lee ends up going to confront the man.
#29 - Camping
Not Going Out - Season 5 - Episode 3
In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
#30 - Episode 4
Fresh Meat - Season 1 - Episode 4
Kingsley is forced to confess to Josie that he is a virgin, and she offers to 'cure' him. But the deal is undercut when Kingsley unexpectedly winds up having sex with drama queen Ruth.
#31 - The Big Lock-Out
Black Books - Season 1 - Episode 5
The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.
#32 - Drugs
Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 1
After a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
#33 - Dancing
Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 4
Lucy and Tim are distraught. Their parents' 30 year marriage is at an end and their father has moved out of the family home - and into Lee's bedroom.
#34 - Band
Not Going Out - Season 5 - Episode 1
When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.
#35 - Party
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 4
Lee and Tim decide to try and throw Lucy a 30th birthday party but they both have different ideas. Lee is not happy when Lucy shows up at the party with a man and decides to try and get rid of him.
#36 - Winner
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 2
Lee wins a £1000 after winning an essay writing competition. A journalist shows up to interview Lee but expects him to be disabled after reading his story.
#37 - Speech
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 6
Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it. Lee sees an opportunity to impress her and offers his services but at the expense of Tim, who also thinks he's the best man for the job. What starts off as a small job now turns into a competition between Tim and Lee to not only see who can come up with the wittiest lines but also to establish which of them Lucy likes best.
#38 - Absent Father Christmas
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 8
Lee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish. Lee wants him out of the flat but Lucy tells him that the only way forward is to forgive and forget. Unfortunately, Lee's dad's behaviour makes this virtually impossible for Lee to achieve.
#39 - You Decide
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 8 - Episode 7
Gaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
#40 - Stress
Not Going Out - Season 1 - Episode 4
Lee starts teaching Kate to drive. His (or her) lack of success seems to stress him out and Kate notices. She persuades him to try some yoga and given his track record he doesn't take it seriously. He is banished to have acupuncture while Tim tries his hand at teaching Kate how to drive. He does surprisingly well until Lee admits that he's taking tranquillizers during an increasingly speed fuelled drive in the countryside. Big question...will she pass?
#41 - Caretaker
Not Going Out - Season 1 - Episode 6
Lee finally manages to get a job, as a caretaker. But taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Lee's new boss proves to be a hard taskmaster. So, will Lee stick at the job or throw in the towel and move back in with Kate?
#42 - Pregnant
Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 1
Lee is shocked when Lucy announces that she is pregnant and he wonders if he could accidentally be the baby's father.
#43 - Flan Van
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 8 - Episode 3
After Janet is mugged she decides to try and become a Police Community Support Officer. Wesley seeks Gaz's help in winning Donna back after he shows up in Runcorn.
#44 - BaBaBaBaBa
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 - Episode 11
Jonny's feeling left out as Janet devotes all her attention to new baby Corinthian. Desperate to get some attention for himself, Jonny decides to act like a big baby - literally. Donna has been really successful as a bucket selling executive, and enjoys flaunting her new wealth in front of her friends. Gaz finds out that Jonny and Janet are hard up and offers to lend them some money, but Donna refuses as she's still mad about Janet sleeping with Gaz. Louise can't understand why her friends don't have time for her anymore, so Kelly suggests that it might be because she doesn't have a boyfriend.
#45 - Near, Far
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 - Episode 14
In the last episode, Jonny was hoping to get the job at the biscuit factory and Gaz and Donna were hoping to get a house in the country side. Meanwhile Janet got offered a job on a cruise ship singing. There are high sprits going on in group as their all starting new lives. Unfortunately Jonny didn't get the job, there were sheep everywhere around Gaz and Donna's new house. And also Janet didn't know wether to take the job or not because she would have to leave the next day.
#46 - Croppity Crop
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 6 - Episode 6
Janet tries to increase security in the house after Gaz tried to take Corinthian meanwhile Jonny gets a job as a farmer.
#47 - When Janet Killed Jonny
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 6 - Episode 10
With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.
#48 - Kid
Not Going Out - Season 1 - Episode 5
Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carnivorous Great Dane to become a vegetarian with unfortunate results.
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#49 - When Jonny Met Sharky
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 7 - Episode 1
After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.
#50 - Dabdaa!
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 7 - Episode 2
Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.