The BEST episodes written by Daniel Peak

Nelson the Naughty Arsonist
17 votes

#1 - Nelson the Naughty Arsonist

Mongrels - Season 1 - Episode 8

It's 5/11 (November 5th) and Marion falls in with the wrong crowd of animals. They are determined to stop humans from celebrating bonfire night forever by blowing up the pub. It's up to Nelson to take heroic action to save Destiny from certain death. Whilst walking in the park, Destiny is chosen to become a photographer's model. The trouble is that the photographer's idea of glamour is quite different to Destiny's. When Kali has her wings clipped by the over-zealous firewarden Nelson, nasty neighbour Vince decides he's going to eat her. Kali must keep Vince fed, or she'll be appearing in her own version of Come Dine with Me.

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240 votes

#2 - Movie

Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 3

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.

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Nelson the Online Predator
133 votes

#3 - Nelson the Online Predator

Mongrels - Season 1 - Episode 1

Nelson uses Toby Anstis's social networking login to set up a blind date with a human. However, he gets a shock when he discovers the Wendy he was planning to meet isn't a human being after all, but a chicken. Destiny joins owner Gary for the canine horror show that is Strictly Dog Dancing and falls for badboy Rivers from the dog disobedience class. If she is to see Rivers again, Destiny has to start behaving really badly. When Marion's owner dies, Kali sees an opportunity for Marion to pose as a missing cat called Chopsticks in order to rob his owner for all she's worth. Marion finds his new life most comfortable, until his new owner takes him to be neutered.

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298 votes

#4 - Dads

Not Going Out - Season 5 - Episode 2

Lee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?

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122 votes

#5 - Babysitting

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 2

Reluctantly Lucy allows Lee’s father, Frank, to babysit and then wishes she hadn’t.

106 votes

#6 - Car

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 3

Lee's hopes for a stress-free ferry trip to France with Lucy and the children are dashed when they don't leave enough time for the car journey.

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Hot Tub
118 votes

#7 - Hot Tub

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 4

Lee and Lucy play Hot Tub Fantasy Date with Anna and Toby, and end up in hot water.

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307 votes

#8 - Camping

Not Going Out - Season 5 - Episode 3

In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.

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134 votes

#9 - Romance

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 1

After seven years of marriage, Lee and Lucy disagree about the best way to keep the romance alive.

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271 votes

#10 - Drugs

Not Going Out - Season 4 - Episode 1

After a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.

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Marriage Guidance
112 votes

#11 - Marriage Guidance

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 6

If Lee and Lucy’s marriage wasn’t in trouble before they go to Marriage Counselling, it is by the time they leave.

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305 votes

#12 - Band

Not Going Out - Season 5 - Episode 1

When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.

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Absent Father Christmas
166 votes

#13 - Absent Father Christmas

Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 8

Lee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish. Lee wants him out of the flat but Lucy tells him that the only way forward is to forgive and forget. Unfortunately, Lee's dad's behaviour makes this virtually impossible for Lee to achieve.

108 votes

#14 - Enough

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 7

Lee and Lucy’s discussion about whether they should have another child descends into psychological warfare.

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223 votes

#15 - Party

Not Going Out - Season 3 - Episode 4

Lee and Tim decide to try and throw Lucy a 30th birthday party but they both have different ideas. Lee is not happy when Lucy shows up at the party with a man and decides to try and get rid of him.

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Destiny the Infection Risk
69 votes

#16 - Destiny the Infection Risk

Mongrels - Season 1 - Episode 6

Afghan hound Destiny persuades her owner Gary to enter her into the local dog show, at last. But when she gets infected with boorish fleas who delight in quoting comedy catchphrases, she struggles with her preparations for the canine intelligence round. Destiny decides to pull out until the fleas persuade her that they have the brains to help her win. Pigeon Kali decides to protest against the new anti-pigeon spikes that Gary has put down to reduce vermin, by throwing herself upon them. Finding Kali impaled, Gary looks after her, and feeds her up to several times her normal size.

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113 votes

#17 - Charlie

Not Going Out - Season 8 - Episode 5

Lee is worried that Charlie is getting a reputation at school for being the class clown.

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52 votes

#18 - Cauliflower

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 6 - Episode 4

Much to her annoyance Gaz repeatedly proposes to Donna resulting in a very odd selection of favourite romantic things. Louise meets her scoundrel real father who seems to be much more interested in Jonny than in her. Janet is shocked to discover that she is now a kleptomaniac.

Mate Date
84 votes

#19 - Mate Date

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 4 - Episode 6

Janet has a new boss at the bakery, that turns out to be Louise! But she has a rather different way of doing things! Donna wants Gaz to split Jonny and Kate up, but tells him not to sleep with her, but he ignores this, takes her out on a date, but Donna finds out and stops him from sleeping with her! Kate, however, is furious that Gaz tried to come on to her, and tells Jonny to choose between her or his friends, but its an easy choice for Jonny, and he dumps her!

Potato People
57 votes

#20 - Potato People

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 - Episode 5

When Jonny gets banned from the local off-licence, he tries to convince Louise to help by buying alcohol for him to sell on to the teenagers.

223 votes

#21 - Supergroupie

No Heroics - Season 1 - Episode 1

Alex arranges to meet a girl who has given him her number, but it becomes obvious that she is a supergroupie who is only interested in one thing. Meanwhile Sarah faces a dilemma when she witnesses a robbery taking place at the cornershop, and must choose whether to help the sexist shopkeeper or not.

82 votes

#22 - Antlers

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 - Episode 6

It's Jonny's Stag Night and Gaz's plans for the Night don't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Louise tryies to make Janet's Hen Party one of the Wildest ever.

53 votes

#23 - Ecuador

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 - Episode 4

Furious with Gaz for sleeping with Janet, Donna walks out, she can't bring herself to forgive either of them. Jonny has a present from Gaz, a £100 car, that he names Herbie. Louise has to get Jonny to forgive her for getting him shot to her solicitor, so black mails him, he doesn't go with it so she puts poor Herbie under the crusher! Donna is on her way to Ecuador without Gaz, can Janet stop her?

Night Fever
34 votes

#24 - Night Fever

My Hero - Season 5 - Episode 10

George wakes up in bed with miss Raven but doesnt understand that it was just a dream

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Croppity Crop
51 votes

#25 - Croppity Crop

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 6 - Episode 6

Janet tries to increase security in the house after Gaz tried to take Corinthian meanwhile Jonny gets a job as a farmer.

27 votes

#26 - God

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5 - Episode 12

Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach corinthian about buiscits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening.

78 votes

#27 - Goblins

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 6 - Episode 2

Janet gets a new job but Donna's career is on a downward spiral. Meanwhile, Louise has a letter from her birth mother but she can't open it.