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The BEST episodes of Teachers

Every episode of Teachers ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Teachers!

Created by Tim Loane, the series follows a group of secondary school teachers in their daily lives. While the first series centres heavily around probationary teacher Simon Casey (Andrew Lincoln), later series have an ensemble approach. The cast changes dramatically over time, with few original characters remaining by the fourth series. While some of these disappearances are explained, others happen between series without explanation. The first three series are set in the fictional Summerdown Comprehensive, which merges with another school in the fourth series to form Wattkins School.

Last Updated: 7/19/2022Network: Channel 4
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Episode Nine
star
8.67
3 votes

#1 - Episode Nine

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/14/2004

A severe female Inspector arrives to the school - with the classrooms in a mess from the Christmas Party the day before. Clare's plan of action - involving dinner ladies and fake pupils - fails and Ewan must seduce the Inspector to save the day. Bob prepares for the marriage ceremony - taking place in the playground, and featuring an igloo a sleigh, and Ben as the best men, with a reluctant Ping as a bride.

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Episode Eight
star
8.50
18 votes

#2 - Episode Eight

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/9/2001

Liz’s gossiping around has resulted in a showdown of sorts between Simon and Jenny. Simon eventually backs down after making some untrue accusations which he heard from Brian and Kurt. All the staff are preparing for the End of Term party. Despite Clare’s best efforts to the contrary, everyone has a great time—Simon and Jenny even go home together. Another surprising development is the pairing of Kurt and Carol.

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Episode Five
star
8.50
4 votes

#3 - Episode Five

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/23/2004

The teachers are excited by the arrival of Bob's new wife Ping, from Thailand. However they soon discover she is a misery who refuses to have sex. Meanwhile, it's the school's Religious Tolerance Week, resulting in a war between the pupils, and Ben is provoked to go to search for inner peace.

Directors: Sean Grundy
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Episode Eight
star
8.50
2 votes

#4 - Episode Eight

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/21/2004

Bob is planning his stag night in Dublin, but Ben insists he can't come- a ouija board predicted he would die the day before- and to ensure going to heaven, he converts to all religions for half a day each. Meanwhile, Penny tries to avoid getting into trouble for having an affair with pupil Anthony.

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Episode Eleven
star
8.40
5 votes

#5 - Episode Eleven

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/15/2003

Brian becomes more obsessed with dinner lady Eileen, and soon comes to her rescue when Bob complains about the canteen food. This wins him a date with her, but he becomes so infatuated with her that he leads himself to believe that they are in a long term relationship, which he sadly ends after he claims that it isn’t “working”. He feels gutted however, when he realises that he never slept with her even when it was offered.

Directors: Susanna White
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Episode Eight
star
8.38
8 votes

#6 - Episode Eight

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/24/2003

An unwilling Matt takes over as head of English when Bob is taken into hospital, but his early intentions to remain one of the gang soon go right out of the window.

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Episode Nine
star
8.25
8 votes

#7 - Episode Nine

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/1/2003

The gang grow depressed at their single lives, pondering their inability to sustain a relationship, until Liz points out that Brian and Kurt are as good as married and seem to have the perfect partnership. Simon receives a job at a new school and ponders what his future may be like.

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Episode Four
star
8.25
4 votes

#8 - Episode Four

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/16/2004

Bob has a vasectomy to prepare for the arrival of his mail order bride. Meanwhile, Claire informs Lindsay that she must lose weight, as it is Obesity Awareness Week. Penny gets dumped by pupil Anthony, who would prefer to concentrate on his schoolwork.

Directors: Sean Grundy
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Episode Five
star
8.22
18 votes

#9 - Episode Five

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/18/2001

Simon gets sick of living with Brian and Kurt and Maggie eventually lets him move in with her. At the House Warming party Jenny gets off with Brian—something she later seriously regrets.

Directors: Jeremy Lovering
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Episode Seven
star
8.20
5 votes

#10 - Episode Seven

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/7/2004

Damien proudly declares he doesn't need a girlfriend to complete his life - however he changes his mind when he sets eyes on supply teacher Anna. But his inflamed ardour is cooled after an unfortunate incident with an icing bag. Bob is still having problems with his wife, who refuses to give him sex and constantly abuses him.

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Episode Six
star
8.19
21 votes

#11 - Episode Six

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/25/2001

Susan’s marriage falls into turmoil and she has a nervous breakdown after all her advice goes wayward. Simon is offered a permanent post by Claire, but begins to wonder if he is in the right profession after his pupils mock results turn out to be disastrous.

Directors: Jeremy Lovering
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Episode Three
star
8.13
23 votes

#12 - Episode Three

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/4/2001

Simon finally gets kicked out by his dad and is forced to move in with the boring Science teacher Steve. In the end, he decides even living in Brian and Kurt’s pigsty would be better and he moves in the following day. Things go from bad to worse as Maggie threatens to dump Simon for being unromantic. However, Carol’s idea of a romantic dinner goes down a treat and all is alright again.

Directors: Richard Dale
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Episode Two
star
8.11
45 votes

#13 - Episode Two

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/2002

Simon is becoming jealous of J.P., thinking that all the girls are after him. When J.P. suggests that they try another pub, Simon gets angry and regretfully asks Bob down the local pub, leaving everyone else to try a karaoke bar. Kurt can’t seem to get the message across to Carol in a nice way so he asks for Penny’s help. She agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to repel Carol. Later at the karaoke bar, Carol arrives and performs ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ for Kurt, just as Penny decides not to help him after she is informed of Carol’s psychotic tendencies. Carol approaches a terrified Kurt and Jenny decides to put an end to it all. She walks up to Kurt and passionately kisses him, finally breaking Carol’s heart. Kurt is free, but Jenny may not be.

Directors: Peter Lydon
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Episode Three
star
8.09
44 votes

#14 - Episode Three

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/27/2002

When Clare bans student’s facial hair in school, Kurt attempts to grow a moustache. Susan, on the other hand, is desperate to lose hers as she becomes less confident. Simon realises that he has never fancied Susan and tries really hard to change that fact. After a ‘moment’ in the photocopying room, he becomes convinced that they can be more than just friends. He takes her out to a resturant where he reveals his feelings for her. She is disgusted and decides that even though she can forget what has taken place, she cannot move in with him anymore.

Directors: John Alexander
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Episode Four
star
8.02
50 votes

#15 - Episode Four

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/11/2001

The male teachers all become insecure about their respective relationships when Clare announces teaching sex education is to be taught in class. Simon makes his usual mess by advising a pupil to dump his girlfriend if she doesn’t sleep with him. Jenny sorts out Susan’s marital problems by having a stern word with Peter.

Directors: Jeremy Lovering
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Episode Four
star
8.00
6 votes

#16 - Episode Four

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/27/2003

For the first time in her hard-hearted life, Liz takes pity on the dishevelled wreck that Bob has become. But mix up pity with alcohol and the results can be very surprising.

Directors: Otto Bathurst
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Episode Seven
star
8.00
10 votes

#17 - Episode Seven

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/17/2003

Simon returns to Summerdown with a fully-grown beard. He tells everyone that he has been sleeping his way around the world, but after a grilling from Brian and Kurt things are not what they seem. He is given an opportunity to substitute, when a flu epidemic wipes out most of the English department. However, Simon proves to be very unpopular with most as he finds himself caught up in a messy love triangle.

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Episode One
star
8.00
6 votes

#18 - Episode One

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/26/2004

Summerdown Comp has merged with a rival school into Wattkins Comprehensive, and a ""us and them"" divide between staff and pupils. Bob starts a vendetta against his new boss Ewan, only to be humiliated. Claire, on the other hand, does everything she can to get Ewan's attention. The other newcomers, the cynical Damien and hypochondriac Ben, meanwhile, are labelled standoffish by Lindsay and Penny as they resist friendly gestures.

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Episode Six
star
8.00
5 votes

#19 - Episode Six

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/30/2004

The staff learn that Penny's surname is really Eichmann, and they immediately suspect her to be a Nazi - and she does lots of things to arouse their suspicions. During Race Awareness Week, Bob pretends that he is having lots of sex with his new wife, Ping. However in reality the only one Ping seems to be interested in is Ewan.

Directors: Sean Grundy
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Episode One
star
7.98
49 votes

#20 - Episode One

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/13/2002

It’s the first day of term and there are two new teachers; J.P. and Penny. Kurt is hiding from Carol, Susan is falling in love with J.P. and Simon is bored. While contemplating ways to make J.P. notice her, Susan takes advice from Brian and dresses more feminine. However it is all for nothing as she finds out that he is gay. Kurt give Liz chocolate so that she will dump Carol for him. Brian hears that Penny is a lesbian and becomes obsessed with her breasts.

Directors: Peter Lydon
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Episode Seven
star
7.98
45 votes

#21 - Episode Seven

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/24/2002

Susan decides she wants a baby, after a talk with the kids about unprotected sex. Simon tries putting her off, whilst Brian and Kurt compete to become the father.

Directors: Susanna White
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Episode Six
star
7.98
44 votes

#22 - Episode Six

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/2002

The gang begin to realize that Penny is failing as a teacher. Jenny sees it as a reflection on her mentoring but then Penny tries to get around her by flirting with Bob throwing him into full mid-life crises mode. A trip to the hospital and a word from Brian helps Bob’s put his mid-life crisis and Penny’s manipulative ways into perspective. Kurt is also forced to have a word with Penny when a student complains that her flirting with him in class is no substitute for teaching the material. Meanwhile Clare institutes an “Open Surgery” approach to counseling and Susan gets overwhelmed with walk-ins while Brian wonders why Kayla is avoiding seeking his council.

Directors: Susanna White
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Episode Eight
star
7.95
42 votes

#23 - Episode Eight

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/1/2002

When a student in Kurt’s I.T. Class enters his name on a web search engine, Kurt realizes that another man with the same name has accomplished a lot more than he has. This causes Simon to also realise that his life is boring, so he books a ticket abroad and announces it to a less than pleased Susan. After dropping the bomb on Clare and Bob, he becomes very unpopular with the faculty for leaving so early before the end of term. On his last day he is surprised with a party and a nice send off from his friends.

Directors: Susanna White
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Episode Four
star
7.92
13 votes

#24 - Episode Four

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/3/2002

J.P. tells Kurt and Brian that he is gay, which means that soon enough it becomes common knowledge. Simon and Kurt then devote much energy to convince Brian that he to is gay. The joke backfires however, when he tells Kurt that he and J.P. are a couple and they want Kurt to move out. When Kurt finally apologises, Brian comes clean and admits that he isn’t really gay. Meanwhile, Simon is disappointed at the poor ambitions of his students and lands in trouble for encouraging a student to explore the world rather than settle down. Jenny is bitter at having been left to do all the work for Careers Week and Carol finds love behind the filing cabinet.

Directors: John Alexander
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Episode Ten
star
7.89
9 votes

#25 - Episode Ten

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/15/2002

As Christmas draws near, the teachers, minus an absent Simon, attend the staff annual party. After Jenny tells Bob’s wife that he is very popular with the female staff, he gets lucky, over and over again. It appears that there is much Christmas spirit, as Liz tries sex with Kurt and is then disappointed with his small genitalia. Susan takes advice from Jenny and sleeps with Brian, who it turns out, is better than Kurt. Penny quickly jumps into bed with Simon’s replacement English teacher Matt, but is upset when she discovers that he is married with children. As they finish the term in the pub, Carol walks in after finishing with Errol and Kurt is delighted. The subject of their non-non-existant sex comes up and when asked why they haven’t yet done it, Kurt replies “We are saving ourselves”, to which everyone bursts out laughing.

Directors: Reza Moradi
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