The BEST episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 7

Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 7!

The sex-fuelled lives of five late-teens/early twenty-somethings in the northern town of Runcorn. Janet is going out with Jonny, his best friend Gaz has started to date Janet's best friend Donna, and student Louise just wants a job to keep her in cigarettes. There's also Donna's sarcastic mother, Flo, constantly nagging her daughter to take up a 'proper' relationship with a worthy young man. Storylines followed the on-again/off-again relationships of the young protagonists who have lots of sex and meet in pubs.

Last Updated: 11/12/2024Network: BBC ThreeStatus: Ended
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When Jonny Met Sharky
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7.14
57 votes

#1 - When Jonny Met Sharky

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2008

After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.

Directors: Nick Wood
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Dabdaa!
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6.82
50 votes

#2 - Dabdaa!

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/2008

Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.

Directors: Nick Wood
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Six Months Later
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6.72
53 votes

#3 - Six Months Later

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2008

Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.

Directors: Nick Wood
Writer: Jon Brown
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Borry
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6.66
47 votes

#4 - Borry

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/9/2008

Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are "scum"- but in a nice way. Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names "Louise Louise Brooks", although she tells Munch the name is "Louise Munch Brooks". Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's "When You’re Gone".

Directors: Nick Wood
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African Death Face
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6.54
48 votes

#5 - African Death Face

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2008

Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner. Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.

Directors: Nick Wood
Writer: Jon Brown
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Homophobia Is Gay
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6.15
55 votes

#6 - Homophobia Is Gay

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2008

Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.

Directors: Nick Wood
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Here Bums the Bride
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6.06
50 votes

#7 - Here Bums the Bride

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2008

Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.

Directors: Nick Wood
Writer: Kate Wincup
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Dead Jonny Walking
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5.94
47 votes

#8 - Dead Jonny Walking

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008

Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.

Directors: Nick Wood
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