The BEST episodes of American Dad! season 13

Every episode of American Dad! season 13, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of American Dad! season 13!

CIA Agent Stan Smith is constantly fighting off terrorists who threaten the safety of the USA (sometimes causing more harm than good). His wife Francine is an average housewife with two kids: Hayley, an average rebellious teenager and Steve, a geek who enjoys Dungeons and Dragons, gaming and comic book conventions. Then there’s Roger, the home’s illegal (space) alien who the Smith’s are keeping protected. Last but not least, there’s Klaus, the Smiths’ wisecracking talking fish (swapped from his human body years ago by the CIA).

Last Updated: 4/25/2024Network: TBSStatus: Continuing
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The Two Hundred
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7.79
1190 votes

#1 - The Two Hundred

Season 13 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/28/2016

A haunted Stan traverses a barren Langley Falls alone because a mysterious element has reigned terror and separated him from the family.

Directors: Jansen Yee
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Unincludeds
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7.76
1167 votes

#2 - The Unincludeds

Season 13 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/11/2016

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.

Writer: Ali Waller
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Standard Deviation
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7.44
1084 votes

#3 - Standard Deviation

Season 13 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/27/2016

To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.

Writer: Brian Boyle
Gifted Me Liberty
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7.43
1060 votes

#4 - Gifted Me Liberty

Season 13 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/13/2016

Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.

Directors: Joe Daniello
Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
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7.42
1161 votes

#5 - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

Season 13 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/2016

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Directors: Jansen Yee
Writer: Teresa Hsiao
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
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7.36
1163 votes

#6 - The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/1/2016

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Directors: Rodney Clouden
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Dentist's Wife
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7.35
1117 votes

#7 - The Dentist's Wife

Season 13 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/18/2016

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

Directors: Joe Daniello
Watch Now:Apple TV
N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
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7.31
1088 votes

#8 - N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

Season 13 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/15/2016

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

Directors: Joe Daniello
Writer: Steve Hely
Watch Now:Apple TV
Roots
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7.30
1342 votes

#9 - Roots

Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/25/2016

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

Directors: Shawn Murray
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
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7.30
1049 votes

#10 - The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin

Season 13 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/7/2016

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

Directors: Josue Cervantes
Watch Now:Apple TV
Garfield and Friends
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7.26
163 votes

#11 - Garfield and Friends

Season 13 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/6/2016

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Directors: Jansen Yee
Writer: Teresa Hsiao
Anchorfran
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7.20
1017 votes

#12 - Anchorfran

Season 13 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/21/2016

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

Directors: Rodney Clouden
Watch Now:Apple TV
Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam
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7.17
1044 votes

#13 - Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam

Season 13 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/29/2016

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

Directors: Chris Bennett
Watch Now:Apple TV
Mine Struggle
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7.17
1149 votes

#14 - Mine Struggle

Season 13 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/30/2016

Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.

Directors: Rodney Clouden
Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
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7.16
1160 votes

#15 - Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth

Season 13 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/23/2016

Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".

Directors: Shawn Murray
Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
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7.15
1060 votes

#16 - Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers

Season 13 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/22/2016

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Widow's Pique
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7.15
1078 votes

#17 - Widow's Pique

Season 13 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/25/2016

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Writer: Sam Brenner
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad
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7.14
1082 votes

#18 - The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad

Season 13 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/2/2016

Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.

Daesong Heavy Industries
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7.10
1146 votes

#19 - Daesong Heavy Industries

Season 13 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/9/2016

Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.

Directors: Chris Bennett
Writer: Greg Cohen
Stan-Dan Deliver
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7.10
1089 votes

#20 - Stan-Dan Deliver

Season 13 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/14/2016

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

Directors: Shawn Murray
Watch Now:Apple TV
Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
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7.09
1137 votes

#21 - Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence

Season 13 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/16/2016

Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

Directors: Josue Cervantes
Next of Pin
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6.52
163 votes

#22 - Next of Pin

Season 13 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/20/2016

Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.