The BEST episodes of American Dad! season 13
Every episode of American Dad! season 13, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of American Dad! season 13!
CIA Agent Stan Smith is constantly fighting off terrorists who threaten the safety of the USA (sometimes causing more harm than good). His wife Francine is an average housewife with two kids: Hayley, an average rebellious teenager and Steve, a geek who enjoys Dungeons and Dragons, gaming and comic book conventions. Then there’s Roger, the home’s illegal (space) alien who the Smith’s are keeping protected. Last but not least, there’s Klaus, the Smiths’ wisecracking talking fish (swapped from his human body years ago by the CIA).
#1 - The Two Hundred
Season 13 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/28/2016
A haunted Stan traverses a barren Langley Falls alone because a mysterious element has reigned terror and separated him from the family.
#2 - The Unincludeds
Season 13 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/11/2016
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
#3 - Standard Deviation
Season 13 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/27/2016
To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.
#4 - Gifted Me Liberty
Season 13 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/13/2016
Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.
#5 - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
Season 13 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/2016
Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
#6 - The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/1/2016
Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
#7 - The Dentist's Wife
Season 13 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/18/2016
Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
#8 - Garfield and Friends
Season 13 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/6/2016
Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.
#9 - N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
Season 13 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/15/2016
Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
#10 - The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
Season 13 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/7/2016
When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
#11 - Roots
Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/25/2016
Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
#12 - Next of Pin
Season 13 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/20/2016
Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.
#13 - Anchorfran
Season 13 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/21/2016
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
#14 - Mine Struggle
Season 13 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/30/2016
Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.
#15 - Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam
Season 13 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/29/2016
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
#16 - Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
Season 13 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/23/2016
Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".
#17 - Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Season 13 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/22/2016
Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
#18 - Widow's Pique
Season 13 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/25/2016
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
#19 - The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad
Season 13 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/2/2016
Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.
#20 - Daesong Heavy Industries
Season 13 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/9/2016
Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.
#21 - Stan-Dan Deliver
Season 13 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/14/2016
Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
#22 - Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
Season 13 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/16/2016
Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.