The BEST episodes of Married... with Children season 1

Every episode of Married... with Children season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married... with Children season 1!

This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.

Last Updated: 4/23/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
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Pilot
star
7.67
1881 votes

#1 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/1987

In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

Directors: Linda Day
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But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
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7.63
1276 votes

#2 - But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/19/1987

The Bundys and the Rhoades' hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades' buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.

Directors: Linda Day
Writer: Ron Burla
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Johnny Be Gone
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7.61
777 votes

#3 - Johnny Be Gone

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/28/1987

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

Directors: Linda Day
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Nightmare on Al's Street
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7.56
832 votes

#4 - Nightmare on Al's Street

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/14/1987

Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

Directors: Linda Day
Writer: Michael Moye
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Al Loses His Cherry
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7.52
677 votes

#5 - Al Loses His Cherry

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/7/1987

Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

Directors: Arlando Smith
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Where's the Boss?
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7.52
724 votes

#6 - Where's the Boss?

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/21/1987

After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

Directors: Linda Day
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Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
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7.50
1050 votes

#7 - Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/1987

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

Directors: Linda Day
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The Poker Game
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7.49
753 votes

#8 - The Poker Game

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/24/1987

Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

Directors: Brian Levant
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Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?
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7.47
871 votes

#9 - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/1987

Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

Directors: Linda Day
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Peggy Sue Got Work
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7.45
783 votes

#10 - Peggy Sue Got Work

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/31/1987

Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship.

Directors: Linda Day
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Married... Without Children
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7.37
804 votes

#11 - Married... Without Children

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/17/1987

In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.

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Whose Room Is It Anyway?
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7.34
1095 votes

#12 - Whose Room Is It Anyway?

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/26/1987

Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?

Directors: Zane Buzby
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Thinnergy
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7.27
1495 votes

#13 - Thinnergy

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/12/1987

Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.

Directors: Linda Day
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