Blossom

The WORST episodes of Blossom

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Blossom (Mayim Bialik), who is the only girl in the house live with her two brothers Anthony (Michael Stoyanov) and Joey (Joey Lawrence) and her father Nick (Ted Wass). Blossom likes to hang-out and do things with Six (Jenna Von Oy) her best friend. Theme Song: "My Opinionation" by Mike Post and Steve Geyer.

Last Updated: 6/12/2022Network: NBC
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Beach Blanket Blossom (1)
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5.80
5 votes

#1 - Beach Blanket Blossom (1)

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/14/1994

A spoof of '60s beach-party movies features the new chick from Santa Monica making waves with the teen queen of Malibu over a surfer god.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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A New Life (2)
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6.00
6 votes

#2 - A New Life (2)

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1994

Blossom and Nick fight over her resistance to change, particularly Carol, and she runs away from home to join Joey on his road trip.

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Seven Deadly Sins (a.k.a. Gluttony)
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6.25
4 votes

#3 - Seven Deadly Sins (a.k.a. Gluttony)

Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 4/9/1994

Two aliens in a flying saucer (voices of Joey Lawrence and Michael Stoyanov) choose the Russo home as the site for their observations of earthling behavior, particularly their susceptibility to the seven deadly sins, which are illustrated in encounters between the various characters. (This being a family sit-com, sloth gets the most airtime.)

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Beach Blanket Blossom (2)
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6.33
3 votes

#4 - Beach Blanket Blossom (2)

Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/21/1994

Fabian, Phyllis Diller and Jimmie Walker become part of Blossom's beach party fantasy as Shy is Otto's hostage on the eve of the Ruler of the Waves surf contest.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Puppy Love
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6.40
5 votes

#5 - Puppy Love

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/1994

Blossom is furious when Joey refuses to set her up on a date with his handsome but dumb teammate Richie, but has to admit he was right when a double date with Joey's dim new girlfriend Tanya bores her to distraction. Meanwhile, Kennedy finds a lost bulldog and is heartbroken when his owner claims him; and Shelly keeps picking on Anthony but won't say why - until we finally learn she is pregnant.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Blossom Gump
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6.40
5 votes

#6 - Blossom Gump

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/1994

Blossom dreams of herself as "Blossom Gump," giving simple words of advice to Madonna and Michael Jackson, when in reality she'd rather be giving her opinions in the school newspaper.

Directors: Ted Wass
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Your New Planet
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6.50
4 votes

#7 - Your New Planet

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/1994

Blossom makes a video for the unborn baby of Anthony and Shelly to introduce him or her to the Russos' world; meanwhile, a veteran gives Joey the rookie treatment.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
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6.50
4 votes

#8 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/1994

Blossom baby-sits Kennedy and her friend, a frightfully obnoxious little girl; meanwhile, Joey is like a babe in the woods when he's approached by a seasoned baseball groupie.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Time
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6.57
7 votes

#9 - Time

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/11/1993

Blossom and Six ponder the passage of time; Joey's too nervous to open a college letter of acceptance; Anthony pops the question to Rhonda; Nick learns his date comes with strings attached.

Directors: Bill Bixby
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Blue Blossom
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6.60
5 votes

#10 - Blue Blossom

Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/19/1994

Blossom's 18th birthday makes her blue; Joey writes a letter to Hillary Clinton about health care; Carol's ex has an odd proposal for Nick; and Shelly's cousin Robin isn't thrilled to meet Anthony because of something Shelly hasn't told her about Anthony - that fact that he's white.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Night of Reckoning
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6.60
5 votes

#11 - Night of Reckoning

Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/2/1994

A missed baseball game prompts Joey to recall his mom's history of broken promises; Tony and Shelly's marriage is put to the test when Rhonda returns unexpectedly; Nick takes Blossom and Six to the drive-in and is not prepared for a barrage of questions about his past.

Directors: Joe Bergen
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Mating Rituals
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6.60
5 votes

#12 - Mating Rituals

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/9/1995

Blossom sneaks off to a young-adult party, where she meets a guy who treats her like a mature young woman.

Directors: Ted Wass
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A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
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6.60
5 votes

#13 - A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/1995

Blossom's wants some time alone with her new boyfriend to try to get something going, but there's too much going on in the house to get anything started.

Directors: Ted Wass
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Driver's Education
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6.67
9 votes

#14 - Driver's Education

Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/27/1992

Blossom passes her driver's test, but only because she cries; Joey is being sexually harassed by his boss at work.

Directors: Zane Buzby
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Writing the Wrongs
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6.67
3 votes

#15 - Writing the Wrongs

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/1994

Blossom struggles with a deceptively difficult school assignment in which she can express herself in any way she chooses, so Carol suggests that she simply write anything.

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You Say Tomato
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6.67
6 votes

#16 - You Say Tomato

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/20/1995

Blossom stubbornly refuses to accept a grade that she thinks is lower than she deserves - even if it means she won't graduate.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Car Wrecks and Marriage
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6.75
8 votes

#17 - Car Wrecks and Marriage

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/18/1993

Six begs Blossom to accompany her on a final practice drive before getting her license; Buzz announces he has gotten married; Joey is visited by two beautiful models, but no one will believe him.

Directors: Ted Wass
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Mystery Train
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6.75
8 votes

#18 - Mystery Train

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/1/1993

Nick encounters an old friend; Blossom and Vinnie becomes closer after he asks her to the prom; and Joey and Anthony have a close encounter with a UFO.

Directors: Bill Bixby
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Sitcom
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6.75
4 votes

#19 - Sitcom

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/3/1993

Nick and a TV-writer buddy pitch a sitcom to the network that's based on the Russo family, only Six gets cast in the role of Blossom.

Directors: Bill Bixby
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Paris
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6.75
4 votes

#20 - Paris

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/17/1993

Upset over her breakup with Vinnie, Blossom longs to visit her mother in Paris. She gets her wish at the beginning of the next season.

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The Game You Play Tomorrow
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6.80
5 votes

#21 - The Game You Play Tomorrow

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1994

Six finds it hard to believe that she and Blossom weren't accepted at the same college; when Joey faces his first batting slump, Nick must revive his childhood persona of "The Fishstick Man" to help his son get his swing back; and Anthony panics when it looks like Shelly is starting labor contractions.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Hi Diddly Dee
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6.80
5 votes

#22 - Hi Diddly Dee

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/16/1995

Blossom thinks the acting life might be for her, but her audition for a famous stage director doesn't play out as she hoped.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Copycat
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6.83
6 votes

#23 - Copycat

Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/13/1993

A new student irritates Blossom by imitating everything she does; a character in Shelly's book resembles Tony.

Directors: Ted Wass
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.38 Special
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6.86
7 votes

#24 - .38 Special

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/25/1993

Blossom spots a gun in a classmate's locker; Joey encounters an alcoholic clown.

Directors: Ted Wass
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No Cure for Love
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6.88
8 votes

#25 - No Cure for Love

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/1992

Tony is depressed about splitting up with Rhonda; Blossom is happily in love with Vinnie, until he suggests they should see other people; Joey thinks it is his fault that the girl he split up with was in an accident.

Directors: Ted Wass
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