The WORST episodes of Blossom
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Blossom (Mayim Bialik), who is the only girl in the house live with her two brothers Anthony (Michael Stoyanov) and Joey (Joey Lawrence) and her father Nick (Ted Wass). Blossom likes to hang-out and do things with Six (Jenna Von Oy) her best friend. Theme Song: "My Opinionation" by Mike Post and Steve Geyer.
#1 - Beach Blanket Blossom (1)
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/14/1994
A spoof of '60s beach-party movies features the new chick from Santa Monica making waves with the teen queen of Malibu over a surfer god.
#2 - A New Life (2)
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1994
Blossom and Nick fight over her resistance to change, particularly Carol, and she runs away from home to join Joey on his road trip.
Watch Now:iTunes#3 - Seven Deadly Sins (a.k.a. Gluttony)
Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 4/9/1994
Two aliens in a flying saucer (voices of Joey Lawrence and Michael Stoyanov) choose the Russo home as the site for their observations of earthling behavior, particularly their susceptibility to the seven deadly sins, which are illustrated in encounters between the various characters. (This being a family sit-com, sloth gets the most airtime.)
#4 - Beach Blanket Blossom (2)
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/21/1994
Fabian, Phyllis Diller and Jimmie Walker become part of Blossom's beach party fantasy as Shy is Otto's hostage on the eve of the Ruler of the Waves surf contest.
#5 - Puppy Love
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/1994
Blossom is furious when Joey refuses to set her up on a date with his handsome but dumb teammate Richie, but has to admit he was right when a double date with Joey's dim new girlfriend Tanya bores her to distraction. Meanwhile, Kennedy finds a lost bulldog and is heartbroken when his owner claims him; and Shelly keeps picking on Anthony but won't say why - until we finally learn she is pregnant.
#7 - Your New Planet
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/1994
Blossom makes a video for the unborn baby of Anthony and Shelly to introduce him or her to the Russos' world; meanwhile, a veteran gives Joey the rookie treatment.
#8 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/1994
Blossom baby-sits Kennedy and her friend, a frightfully obnoxious little girl; meanwhile, Joey is like a babe in the woods when he's approached by a seasoned baseball groupie.
#9 - Time
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/11/1993
Blossom and Six ponder the passage of time; Joey's too nervous to open a college letter of acceptance; Anthony pops the question to Rhonda; Nick learns his date comes with strings attached.
#10 - Blue Blossom
Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/19/1994
Blossom's 18th birthday makes her blue; Joey writes a letter to Hillary Clinton about health care; Carol's ex has an odd proposal for Nick; and Shelly's cousin Robin isn't thrilled to meet Anthony because of something Shelly hasn't told her about Anthony - that fact that he's white.
#11 - Night of Reckoning
Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/2/1994
A missed baseball game prompts Joey to recall his mom's history of broken promises; Tony and Shelly's marriage is put to the test when Rhonda returns unexpectedly; Nick takes Blossom and Six to the drive-in and is not prepared for a barrage of questions about his past.
#14 - Driver's Education
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/27/1992
Blossom passes her driver's test, but only because she cries; Joey is being sexually harassed by his boss at work.
#16 - You Say Tomato
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/20/1995
Blossom stubbornly refuses to accept a grade that she thinks is lower than she deserves - even if it means she won't graduate.
#17 - Car Wrecks and Marriage
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/18/1993
Six begs Blossom to accompany her on a final practice drive before getting her license; Buzz announces he has gotten married; Joey is visited by two beautiful models, but no one will believe him.
#18 - Mystery Train
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/1/1993
Nick encounters an old friend; Blossom and Vinnie becomes closer after he asks her to the prom; and Joey and Anthony have a close encounter with a UFO.
#19 - Sitcom
Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/3/1993
Nick and a TV-writer buddy pitch a sitcom to the network that's based on the Russo family, only Six gets cast in the role of Blossom.
#21 - The Game You Play Tomorrow
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1994
Six finds it hard to believe that she and Blossom weren't accepted at the same college; when Joey faces his first batting slump, Nick must revive his childhood persona of "The Fishstick Man" to help his son get his swing back; and Anthony panics when it looks like Shelly is starting labor contractions.
#22 - Hi Diddly Dee
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/16/1995
Blossom thinks the acting life might be for her, but her audition for a famous stage director doesn't play out as she hoped.
#25 - No Cure for Love
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/1992
Tony is depressed about splitting up with Rhonda; Blossom is happily in love with Vinnie, until he suggests they should see other people; Joey thinks it is his fault that the girl he split up with was in an accident.